Thursday, October 15th 2009

Surrender Your House To Me

Missing Person's Dale Bozzio has been put on the curb after she failed to pay rent on a San Fernando Valley house she was living in for a few months. TMZ says that Dale owes her landlord a total of $4,400. Dale confirmed that she's been evicted, and said she's going to go back to New Hampshire.

This news will probably send the cat friends of New Hampshire running for the border, because Dale was convicted of pussy abuse last May. 12 cats found in Dale's dungeon of death had to be sent to heaven, because they were so sick when authorities found them. Dale was sentenced to 90 days in the clink. She still claims she was set-up. All fingers point to Lady CaCa. Seriously, Dale should file a lawsuit against Lady CaCa for snatching her whole look! I present the court with EXHIBIT A!

Dale told TMZ that one of the reasons she's back to New Hampshire is to "pay penance." That's fine, but just keep her away from all pussies.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by kitten666 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:41am.
"...she looks like she needs a reality show lock her up in a house with the asshoe from wasp ! chansaw man !"

Blackie Lawless? Why's HE an asshole?

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Submitted by huangzhixian05 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 6:28pm.

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Weird, I had a dream with Dale Bozzio in it a few nights ago. Hmm.

A few years ago, someone discovered a house full of cats. This story is a tad gruesome, but anyway, this old woman had gone "missing" for several months.

The old woman's neighbor was friend of my father's and told my father about the one day when he passed the old woman's house to smell decomposing bodies. Consequentially he reported this to authorities.

When they arrived at the door, no-one responded, so they broke into the house and found hundreds of cats, some of which were ill while others remained safe and healthy. So, naturally the house smelled of cat sick, shit, and piss because the cats were obviously unsupervised and went to the bathroom in the house, but that didn't explain the odor of decaying corpses.

Many dismembered dead cats were discovered in the refrigerator and the old woman was discovered in the house. She had been dead for weeks and might've been "nourishing" herself on the bodies.

A more extreme scenario to Dale Bozzio's situation, but crazy cat ladies creep me out. That being said, I like some of Missing Persons' music and Dale used to be gorgeous, but she looks insane nowadays.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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Crumbs, hopefully this evil witch will get hit by a Mack truck or runover by an Amtrak train on the way back to New Hampshire.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

madam ex's picture

Pussy payback isnt that pleasant...but Karma works in wonderful ways. She cant take care of fucking cats, then she should be evicted, I hope she found a nice bright green dumpster to live in and hopefully no cats come around her.

QueenieBK's picture

MK, I just got the reference to "Surrender Your Heart(House)" - I love that song!

LOL

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

LisaRose's picture

When GaGa was first being noticed people were comparing her to Christina Aguilera. I thought: NO! GaGa is trying to be Dale Bozzio and Dale did it MUCH better and was ORIGINAL when she did it and that was DECADES ago. Anything GaGa does now is NOT new tho I am liking GaGa more and more as a person. I pray Dale didn't harm the cats but is just a cat lady who likes taking in strays. I hadn't heard about this story tho.... sad. I LOVED Missing Persons with a passion!!!!

ronnyk's picture

Fucking bitch. I made the mistake of clicking on the link ...... that cunt can sleep on a fucking park bench for all I care.

easyaspie2's picture

Dale did it so much better and she was the Original. I loved her CD dress. She could also sing and her husband was smokin' hot. Dale should sue Gaggy and use the money to get her hair and brain fixed. She still has a nice face though. Good bones.

Vermithrax's picture

Damn man what happened to Dale? :(
Someone fire up the Terry signal already.

See You Next Tuesday's picture

Dammit... I shouldn't have clicked on that link either! That's truly fuckin' horrific. Those poor kitties! Filth is one thing (not that it is anywhere near ok), but starvation and cannibalism?? Sick bitch. And you can tell by the pics with the live kitties in them, those cats were looking for attention, too. The ones pictured were actually standing near the people, not freaked out and hiding.... poor babies. Pic # 8.... OMFG.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Yeah, right, you're being SET UP, bitch. Looks like complete and utter disregard for decency to me. Houses get like that when people are overwhelmed and not using their noggins correctly.

A&E Hoarders had an episode that dealt with another crazy cat house of horrors, and there were something like 76 cats in the house and garage, 40-something of which were NOT ALIVE. That's not love and caring, that's being immune to/delusional about the true situation.

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I can't decide if I'm more pissed at this cunt, or Lady CACA for stealing her act.

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK

Hilarious, as I was reading the first paragraph I said: "Can't Lady GooGoo cut her a check? Bitch owes her." And then you said it for me.

Goodbye, Cinzano...

Migraine Sally's picture

Oh My God! I really, really should not have clicked on that link. Atrocious! Shame!

TexnDoc's picture

Thank God. I thought Jennifer Saunders had died.
(love the blue hue)

Bowchickawawa's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 10:04am.
I just clicked on the link. OMG. Those poor kittehs.

What is wrong with her? Mentally ill? Drugs?

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Probably a combo of the two. I was horrified by the photos. I got to the dead kitty on the couch and could go no further. I seriously want to hunt this bitch down and hurt her. I'm gonna go cuddle my 3 kitties now...I need comfort.

kitten666's picture

kitten 666 that is one crazy bitch ! she had a reputation for being nuts back in the day ! cher did not suie her why is she suieing lady ca ca . what's the deal with the cats ? she has a meth face if i ever saw one ! she looks like she needs a reality show lock her up in a house with the asshoe from wasp ! chansaw man !

StewieGriffin's picture

Boo on Dale. I liked her in the 80s but you don't abuse or disrespect the pussy. She gets minus points for that.

QueenieBK's picture

I thought Dale was cool back in the day, but now she looks crazy and BEAT.

Animal abuse of any kind sucks, but kitteh abuse stories make me really sad/angry.

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:21am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:06am.

Patrick Nagel? http://www.patricknagel.com/taf/image_search.taf

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OMG, YES!!!! YOU'RE LIKE A GENIUS OR SOMETHING!! THANKS FOR THE LINK!!

(i didn't even click on the image - i can't handle animal suffering. i hope that fucking bitch is kicked to the curb for the rest of her life and dies a PAINFUL death. Die Dale Bozzio, DIE!!!!

SkyBitch's picture

OMG, those poor kitties. *shakes head and cries*

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 11:06am.

Patrick Nagel? http://www.patricknagel.com/taf/image_search.taf

~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.

LuxLuv's picture

Oh Dale...

What the hell HAPPENED to you, honey?
And this shit with the kittehs?

*shakes head*

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DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:10am.
At first glance I thought it was Bret Michaels.
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RFLMAO!!!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:23am.
The 80s are back more or less. Materialism, synthesizers and dance beats are ever present in today's pop music. Low on melody, high on hooks. The backlash against 90s grunge is still going!
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The 80's will be officially back when those posters return. GD I can't remember the name of the artist. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE. It was always a woman with short black hair and huge shoulderpadded jackets.... anyone remember?

And black laquered furniture.

sunny's picture

Whoa!!! Dale has not aged well!!!

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Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:16am.
It's incredible. I watch tv, I read the news, I peruse all of the pertinent blogs on the internet, and STILL don't know who the fuck these people are.

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Well.... if you're under 25, you'd have to get in a time machine to know who these people were.

I miss the 80's, too. Who else was in L.A. then? When the door dude would ask for your i.d. he'd say "You're 21, right!?!" - I mean, HE TOLD YOU U WERE 21. That was at the Cathay de Grande. Ah Sweet Ute!

Penelope Shpeeris.

DiamondDawg's picture

I remember seeing them at that one place in West L.A./Wilshire. What the hell was it called? And dint her band do the "Walking in L.A." song?

I liked her then, but now I H8TE her for what she did to cats!! Go back to NH ya coke hore!! I'm glad someone called authorities on her stupid azz.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

loozer - yea, thank Hey-suess it was also her birthday or I would taken it outta her check... just cuz she fed me for 17 years (REALLY 37!!) doesn't mean she's gettin a free lunch! nah, my mom is the coolest! I get almost all my characteristics from her (maybe that's why I think she is so cool... lol).
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

loozer's picture

LOL @ Jack. I shudder to think what we would do without our Momma's. I hope you took her to Denny's or something afterwards.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I remodeled a house for a guy who had rented to someone just like this sick bitch. I had to hire someone to come pull out all the carpet because I would vomit just opening the front door. You had to tip toe through the entire house to get around all the cat and dog shit.... *vomits in my hand* We reported their ass but they had skipped ou on the rent so who knows. Anybarf, the guy pulling the carpet fucking quit halfway through because it was so bad. So, I got my mom to do it.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

peacockparasol's picture

HOLY SHIT.

SO NOT READY FOR THAT LINK.

:'(

Crazy bitch. I'ma slap her kitty-killing ass.

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snowpiece's picture

whats all over the floor? is that cat poo?

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Quiet_Crazy_Lady's picture

Imagine the agony of the cat that was locked in the cage, it never had a chance. Bozzio should've gotten more than 90 days. And to think she used to be hot (and sane)!

M.E.'s picture

I just clicked on the link. OMG. Those poor kittehs.

What is wrong with her? Mentally ill? Drugs?

How can you live in a house filled with feces, urine and decomposing carcases?

NaNoop's picture

Ugh. I just clicked the link to the dungeon of death. There is SERIOUSLY something VERY, VERY WRONG with her.
She got bad brains, and what I saw makes me very, very angry.

Bowchickawawa's picture

I totally remember her and Missing Persons although I was never impressed with her and her band.
I just looked at some of the photos of her home which were used in her animal cruelty case and it's too much for me. I hate people who neglect and hurt animals. I think she's probably metally ill or drugged out, or a combination of both.

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*Submitted by RAUL and shit on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:30am.

Ah yes, gave many a young lady a ride on the old Magnum!
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SIGH.
SO DREAMY

snowpiece's picture

ha ha nobody walks in La and destination unknown, those are the only songs I remember

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:24am.

Gaga's future? Is it wrong of me to hope?

Oh, no baby. NOT wrong. That dumb-ass trick has worn out her welcome on my retinas.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:16am.

New Hampshire? I thought her Destination was Unknown?

LOL

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Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:16am.

It's incredible. I watch tv, I read the news, I peruse all of the pertinent blogs on the internet, and STILL don't know who the fuck these people are.

Snarkley, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you were born after the 70's. This was an early/mid 80's band. You were too young to know about them.

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*Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:30am.
I just want 80s mustaches to come back,
Ah yes, gave many a young lady a ride on the old Magnum! ******************************************************************************** He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

NaNoop's picture

Whoa. I remember when Missing Persons was all fresh and new and Dale was a hot slut.

Raul Duke's picture

Sad to picture those kitty's eating Little Friskees outta Dale's old boob bubbles. ********************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!

KG's picture

Definitive proof that Lady GaGa is a fraud, as far as her look is concerned. Can't stand her, but at least she writes her own stuff. Maybe. I feel sorry for Dale Bozzio and the situation she's in.

suckandfuck's picture

I just want 80s mustaches to come back, everything else can go fuck itself...

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 9:23am.
The 80s are back more or less. ************************** Pretty much everything but the reckless sportfucking.
********************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!