The Hot Topic Palace Comes Crashing Down
In news you could smell (an intense odor of maple syrup covered condoms and irrelevancy) from ten thousand miles away, Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from her husband of 3 years Deryck Whibley. Avril named "irreconcilable differences" as the reason why their marriage is now just a cold lump in the litter box. In the world of Avril, I'm pretty sure "irreconcilable differences" means that she loves the bottle more than she loves Deryck. Understandable.
According to Radar, Avril isn't asking for a monthly check from Deryck, but she also doesn't want to give him one either. Avril says that September 4th was the day she stopped dying Deryck's dick bush with Manic Panic.
It seems that Avril has already found a new dick to keep her Emily the Strange lunchbox warm at night. Star Magazine (via Celebitchy) says that Avril has been living in Hawaii with the heir to a canned pineapple empire. Some source said that Avril is getting dicked by Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. The source added, “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place."
Let me get this straight, Avril is fucking on a billionaire who probably devours pineapple by the pound? You know what they say about bitches who eat pineapple! So, not only does the dude fart money, but he also has Penis Colada on tap. Dude is way too good for the punk fart princess.
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She is a worthless twat.
Avril has the worst nose job ever. I'd say it was done in the 70's but she wasn't even born yet. (In Utero?)
Ski slope central. You could do moguls all day and never run out of mountain.
Doesn't surprise me she couldn't have a success marriage. She's very immmature and narcissistic.
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the Dole dude is fug but I still think he could have found a better looking trick than Avril with all his money. she looks like she can't even suck dick without biting.
His asshole is prolly like an ATM machine...
don't blame a poser ho to ride on that pinapple express
tho I've never realises bilionaires shop at hot topic
fuck maybe that's where Donald Trumps hair ran away too
and I was thinking it's somewhere in Ireland covering horses arse
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That aint crack pipe
thats my motherfucking Pez dispenser!
I know Avril is nauseating, but I'd still bang that tight little body like a tin drum. I've always had a thing for the little tramp. Must be a Canadian thing. We like to fuck our own!
@Nighttime - give us the damned url already! What the fuck kind of outfit y'all runnin?
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
Screw it. I'm going back to bed.
LOL@IG... OMG how could I forget that lovely sentiment! She's such a waste of space, that girl.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:05am.
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You forgot "TAKE IT TO KATRINA!!"
Arsehole. (Avril, not you!) :)
You know what I hate about Avril? The songs I love. I hate those songs. Becuz Avril is singing them. And Avril is really just a travesty. I really wish there was some other ho (I don't even care if she's Canadian) who could have sang those songs first becuz it's just painful when they pop out my mouth suddenly and I have to know that I'm singing Avril.
Same with Britney. Congrats to Max Martin - writer and producer of '3' on his number one hit . Despite its ridiculous lyrics, it’s still catchy as hell.
That's how I'ma do this from now on. No more KADOOZE for the shit performer. Ever.
O man. Here's some GREAT Avril quotes;
"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And that's fine, just don't try to copy the sh** I do!"
"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She can't even speak English."
"I think because I was brought up in a Christian home, I was kind of careful not to swear in my lyrics."
"I don't want to be no fake pop sh**."
"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."
Really, Avril? STFU.
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'Morning, babe 9if you're still lurking around).
What's the deal with the gig in Istanbul? Is that still on?
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
*yawn*
This is possible THE most boring pop pussy princess in music.
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Avril just prefers slumbering in a single-coffin.
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Poetry, MK :)
Poetry.
Casual look at
ok, last one. Know why Dio always sings about dragons and unicorns? Reminds him of his childhood.
nite, all
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
night team v!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Hai! I like Dio!
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
And on that note, time to get my 4 hours of sleep, nite, peaches
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:59am.
Dio is 67 years old. His tour bus has handicapped plates and a wheelchair lift.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
bye ESE , enjoy white russian !
nighty
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Snideychick sez:
I smell a maple scented Britney-type breakdown in 4, 3, 2.....
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:56am.
i can't stay.. i'm a 'lil busy(drunk).. just wanted to say hi!
hey! the master is here!.. hey, TV!
see ya guys later!
OT: nope
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
Fun Dio fact: he learned to scream like that at his dinosaur themed 5th birthday party, which was interrupted by actual dinosaurs.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK for the candles i am going to put a huge one in the middle !
hahahahahahahahaha
he looks like he is in his 50's but with rock stars you never know keith richards is like 60 something but looks 160 LOL
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:53am.
drive by hi, all!!
OT: what are you fuckin' kidding me?!
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ESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!
I MISS YA ALL DAY WHERE U BEEN !!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX TO ESE
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:51am.
so how many candles on your cake next year ?????????
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all of them
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
drive by hi, all!!
OT: what are you fuckin' kidding me?!
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"I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in...
Yeah, yeah, oohhh-yeeaah!"
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:44am.
Know who else I got? Diminutive heavy metal senior citizen Ronnie James Dio!
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HE LOOKS COOL , i mean he is heavy metal !
better than jess but jess is hawt when she wants , avril hmmmmmmmm yeah ok snag tooth !
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Fun Dio fact: he learned to scream like that at his dinosaur themed 5th birthday party, which was interrupted by actual dinosaurs.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
so how many candles on your cake next year ?????????
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
I just find it unfortunate that they're divorcing before they had children they could name k8-e, rocksann, 2sday, and willyum.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:47am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:44am.
Know who else I got? Diminutive heavy metal senior citizen Ronnie James Dio!
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HE LOOKS COOL , i mean he is heavy metal !
better than jess but jess is hawt when she wants , avril hmmmmmmmm yeah ok snag tooth !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:44am.
Know who else I got? Diminutive heavy metal senior citizen Ronnie James Dio!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
oh you are a cancer !
ok lemme get my calendar to shout happy birthday in july for ya !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Why many celebrities' marriage is short!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:41am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:37am.
I share a bday with Jessica Simpson, so I feel your shame, at least Avril can tie her own shoes.
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
i know but at least i have hot babe of the millenium or sumething to make it better , the fab chicken cutlets !!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies again* hahahahaha
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:37am.
I share a bday with Jessica Simpson, so I feel your shame, at least Avril can tie her own shoes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
sorry team v , but i aam sure it all be ok and xmas is coming so cool!!
by the way at open post everybody was claiming their imaginary crush on someone else here at dlisted !!!!!
since ESE is taken , can i just say you ! hahahahahahahaha i hope you GF doesn't get angry ,otherwise i will go with suckandfuck but i think KK already took him , LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean you are a gentleman too!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
@ madam s
Thanksgiving is 1/3 my responsibility. (And I don't cook, so this really stresses me out).
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hi madam s , i had the same dilemma on xmas , just go for the potato salad !
on topic arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , i feel so ashamed one more day and this twat and i would not share birthdays and the cherry on the cake is that i share it too with goopy !!!!!! *dies*
ESE's birthday is coming soon so excited !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 12:33am.
haven't been here much, working too many hours
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
hey ! how is the night time shift going !
i have been missing your comments !
tehee and do i feel romance for ya ?????? xoxoxoxo
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
howdy, peaches
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OH HIA TEAM V
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
No problem, any alleged talent she has has never seen the recording studio.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
hello hi guys anybody still posting?
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
Shenanigans.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
How the hell did she hook the Dole hair? He must be hard up and into faux punk rock/emo chics.
*pulls pants back up*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team V.,
I'm trying to be your devoted, margarita-loving wife here, don't make me learn about the ugly world. It is asking too much.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!