Khloe & Lamar Still Aren't Married
Even though Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom had a big wedding filled with romantic shit like cameras, lace jock strops (all for the bride), scripts, stage managers and fluffers, they still aren't legally married. Khloe and Lamar still have their dicks out over the prenup.
TMZ is saying that Lamar isn't about to lay down and let Khloe do him in the butt (not over this anyway). WHEN they divorce, Lamar has agreed to pay Khloe a yearly lump of cash no matter how long their marriage lasts (SPOILER ALERT: not longer than a sneeze). Lamar's deal with the Lakers is worth around $33 million, and he doesn't want Khloe to get her beastly claws on that shit. Lamar doesn't want his income to be community property.
Sources close to Khloe says that she's willing to accept the deal, because she thinks she can get Lamar to loosen up later on.
Khloe should get Lamar to promise that he'll pay for her body waxing sessions and asshole bleaching for the rest of her days. That's a big chunk of cash right there. Khloe should also get Lamar to agree to NEVER EVER raise his lip (see above) like that again. Maybe he thinks that if he makes a "Cowardly Lion after a seizure" face, Khloe will look less beastly. Didn't work.
And just for the record, I'm starting a fan club for Khloe's whore-ensemble. Love that slut dress, but not on Khloe.
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I'm respecting Lamar a bit more after this..but I would RESPECT him if he dumped the bitch...arguing over the prenup is a good sign!
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Oh my...
Sigh..wtf??
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At least they don't ruin two households.
Casual look at!!
Even if this wasn't some quickie thing it wouldn't last. Obviously Kloe's already got her eye on that cash and isn't trying to hide it.
I effin love that dress, don't care about anything else but that right now.
My shit is double-posting now.
'puter's acting all quinty again.
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@lentinstar - let's just pray they DON'T breed.
Seriously, they both have that DO NOT BREED HERE look.
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This is her "starter" marriage.
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This is her "starter" marriage.
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yikes! just got a visual of what these two baby would look like should they decide to breed together...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:58pm.
Perhaps some nice pens. For when they have to sign the papers.
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LOL! How about copies of "Divorce for Dummies"?
Perhaps some nice pens. For when they have to sign the papers.
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What is again that you traditionally give for the first month anniversary of a couple's pre-nup negotiations?
This is SO romantic....sniff.
Lamar Odom always seems to have a cockeyed head. Is his head normally cockeyed ??
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:11pm.
Lamar looks SPESHUL in that on-call for the third shift Walmart greeter kinda way...but in his defense, he was crafty and clever enough to capture and possibly tame a live Sasquatch, so good for him and his Forrest Gump's shrim lovin' buddy's ways....
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LOL.
He's TOP FUG, tho.
His bloodshot eyes and embarrassed looking smirk reads: "WTF. I am drunk and she's got four limbs and a twat."
If they don't think they will stay married, why bother.
This chick and her sisters are already devising a plan for her to get accidentally knocked up just like the other one. Oops, forgot to take the pill...
Say something nice. Hmm, she has pretty hair.
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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:09pm.
How much you wanna bet these two never marry for real?
Well let's see..they've known each other for about 3 months? What was the rush for the fake marriage anyway?
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Her show was boring, duh!
Also - they're having a baby. They needed a marriage to go with it.
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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:09pm.
How much you wanna bet these two never marry for real?
Well let's see..they've known each other for about 3 months? What was the rush for the fake marriage anyway?
Seriously. Isn't he just basically BUYING her at this point?
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I do not get this shit. Why are they getting married again?
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Dumb and Dumber. That pre-nup better be tighter than a Jewish banker.
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
Lamar looks SPESHUL in that on-call for the third shift Walmart greeter kinda way...but in his defense, he was crafty and clever enough to capture and possibly tame a live Sasquatch, so good for him and his Forrest Gump's shrim lovin' buddy's ways....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And that is what you get for hooking up with an unemployable BEAST.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
How much you wanna bet these two never marry for real?
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Lamar left his babymamma for this skank; left her crying with two kids to care for, and they had been together for nine years.
Why would he marry this tranny? Khloe's probably thinking the same thing, so, he better watch out or she will decide to get pregnant, which will give her at least $50k/month for 18 years. She probably thinks that's better than nothing. Somebody as fat and fugly as she is can't hope for much else in her life.
Does she have a bit a of a gut or do I spy a budding baby bump?
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Let's all laugh when Lamar drops this skank and she's left holding the bill for that million bucks faux-wedding E! treated them to.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I can totally see them having a contract of some sort
its like a marriage done in publicists office heavenly white writing board!
He needs some publicity and she needs to hype up some sorta
wats shocking is that ..aren't their twin sisters are 15-16? Ali Lohan age?
I'm shocked that they don't sell out yet...makes me kinda feel as if the kardashians not so bad....
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That aint crack pipe
thats my motherfucking Pez dispenser!
God i love that dress...would look way nicer on me dammit.
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Ok, but does this dress have the body shape she WISHES she had sewn into it?
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Odom should have as much fun as he can with this golddiggin' whore then dump her ass cold on the pavement. If Khloe has any brains, she will quickly get this fool to knock her ass up to ensure her golddiggin' security. Don't be a dumbass Khloe and think you can get his coin without a baby, it takes a special kind of golddigger to work that kind of magic and you don't have it.
Looking into the abyss...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 4:28pm.
He looks so slow with that crooked face of his.
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you know he thinks it looks cute, but hes trying WAY too hard.
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Must be true love. Meanwhile, Lamar is off to play Sacramento tomorrow--you know, a job.
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"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick.'"
Man that dress is trying to expose a whole of nasty nobody wants to see.
make your own money, scrag
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Sasquatch is a gold-digger. Duh. If Lamar hasn't figured this out by now, he deserves to be fleeced for being stupid as shit.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Bitch better give AWESOME blowjobs, because I sense this "relationship" about to fall apart. I find it HILARIOUS that he's sticking it to this gold digger. Bitch sees a gravy train, and he's bitchslapping her down. Good for him; she ain't out there knocking heads every night. It's his money, and he should be allowed to keep it. Don't let the armenian furball get her claws into it...
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Wouldn't that be really awkward? They can't get married cause she wants more money. That doesn't come up in conversation? That alone should send him running for the hills.
They are not legally married yet because as far as I know, the state of California does not recognize unions between Chewbacca and chicks with dicks.
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So the pregnant one is married? hmmm. anywais...
Coma Caca!!
seriously, someone explain that side boob to me?
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i'm surprised and i care. wonder what those other sisters are doing right now.
They are never getting legally married because she is never going to agree to ANY prenup. Stupid cow just wants his money.