Afternoon Crumbs
R.I.P. Captain Lou. I will think of you every time I defeat King Koopa - Best Week Ever
Twilight's Ashley Greene really doesn't like bras - Egotastic!
Megan Fox is the new body of Armani Panties. Does this new job require her to say words? - Popsugar
Lady CaCa and Beyonce's duet will be like a spiked dildo for your ears - Just Jared
Gerard Butler's ass will probably get nominated for an Oscar before he does - Towleroad
Ten million shades of perfect - Hollywood Rag
Jayde Nicole's face looks like that of a slightly melted real doll - Hollywood Tuna
Mop Head is stealing Phoebe Price's signature poses! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Maybe Katie Holmes is pulling a "Sleeping with the Enemy" and training for the day her ass finally runs away - Lainey Gossip
Big dicks in nature - Cityrag
Catch the motherfucking football, you punk ass Mickey - ICYDK
Jason Lewis after watching today's open post host - I'm Not Obsessed
Tracy Morgan brings up a good point, where IS Cheri O'Teri? - Celebitchy
Whore. Pit. Viper. - Holy Moly!
Chris Pine might be the new Jack Ryan - SOW
Our Lady of Cheeto's 3 is 1 - Socialite Life
I'm pretty sure LiLo has been a resident of Rock Bottom for a long time now - Popbytes
Her hair colour reminds me of diarrhoea.
RE: Shauna Sand...
Is the pumpkin patch the latest spot for famewhores to get their pictures taken? I'm sure that Kim Kartrashian will be the next to make a "coincidental" apparition.
Also, someone tell SS that your lipstick shouldn't ever be lighter than your actual skintone and on a relative note: You can have bubblegum pink lips, white-blonde hair, shriveled orange skin, fake tits, lucite platforms, and bright fucking torquoise contacts, but that doesn't mean you should.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
The headline "Lady Haha" made me laugh for like FIVE minutes. I'm tired...
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Tyroan-great to see that someone else remembers that NRBQ had Captain Lou as their manager way before Cyndi Lauper.
Eighty percent of the net!
I was called Captain Lou throughout school, because I'm fat and my name is Lucinda Albano. It was just too easy, I guess.
Anyhoo - I'm sad to see that the real Captain Lou has passed away. R.I.P.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I'd give Gerry's ass an award!!!!
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"My life is a shattered bowl of arse." ~stephenfry
Oh, poor Capt. Lou. R.I.P.
Makes me hark back to my early teens in the mid 70's. Going to Boston Garden to see wrestling. I got to see some of the greats....Bruno Sammartino, Chief Jay Strongbow, Dean Ho, Andre the Giant, and Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy Jesus, I'm old!
Whatever happened to that rumoured sex tape with Cheryl Burke and one of the Lawrence brothers?
I guess Cityrag ran out of stories to cover, so they found peen and boob look-a-likes? Hahahaaa!
Love Tracy Morgan. He could read the phone book and I'd laugh my ass off!
Ewwww, that guy has noodles on his face.
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jaydes deoderant balls in her armpits!
GROSS!
Sexy trees!
YES! People talk shit about my girl Britney, but she's always on top! STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1! Where's Gaga, Beyonce and Madonna?.... It's Britney, bitch! The Queen!
Rest in peace, Captain Lou. :(
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Mario's in coin heaven now *sad face*
GODNEY IS NUMBER 1!!!
never EVER stop B.
Liiiving in sin is the neeeeeew thing,
aare you iiiin?
HELL YEAH!
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
NRBQ - Captain Lou
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJNrsNe54AE
Peace Captain Lou.
RIP. Capt. Lou!!! Wrestling is my dirty white trash obsession. That & Dog the Bounty Hunter.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Goodbye, Captain Lou!
Captain Lou oh man. damn damn damn damn! he and cindy made a great couple. RIP man
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
R.I.P. Captain Lou
Not a wrastling fan, but if U were Good Enough for Cyndi, you were okay in my book.
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Yes I would've fucked Captain Lou, but only in his Mario outfit. Shit is insanely hot.
Also, Mickey Rourke is so fukken straight looking!!