Thursday, October 15th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 14th!

Sperm 19 used in Michelle Duggar comes out and tells People Magazine why he broke down and fertilized her egg even though her uterus was begging for mercy. - LaurelAlexis

Runners-up:

If PMS were a dress, it would look like this. - Kandykane

Lady GaGa's Halloween Costume: Madonna's Old Faces. - boyhowdy

Lindsay's coke-nose booger under a microscope. - killerswan

VIA Break.com

Posted by: Michael K


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Kandykane's picture

Well done hoes ....some funny sheee-it.

"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."

Silvara0428's picture

Congrats you funny horz!

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suckandfuck's picture

CONGRATS YA HAIRY CUNTS.

El Bastardo's picture

Funny stuff winners AND thanks for the pic MK, now i know what to buy my granny for Xmas!!

Ida Smackter's picture

Congrats winners...especially LaurelAlexis!

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freebird's picture

Congrats winners!

Reeter's picture

Congrats winners!

LaurelAlexis's picture

Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and FoosRock, I don't think kidnapping, molestation, and rape is funny, either. What I do think would be funny is to cover that guy who kidnapped that little Jacee girl in honey and throw him in a bear's den. :o)

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Tristram's picture

"PMS dress" is brills.

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loozer's picture

Congrats Weiners!
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Sluttsville's picture

Congrats LaurelAlexis, boyhowdy, and killerswan. Kandykane--that had me rolling, all I could think is PSL needs that dress.

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Submitted by foosrock on Thu, 10/15/2009 - 7:39am.
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OMG foosrock, sorry to laugh at your mistake, but I bet you were thinking what sort of tasteless effers are these people.

foosrock's picture

...oops, sorry, again. Mixed up the names. Thought this Duggar person was the young girl who was kidnapped and raped 18yrs long.

Forgive me......

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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."

I NEED that PMS dress. AND the headpiece. I'd wear the headpiece EVERY day.

Actually this (and Lady Gaga) have given me some great Hallowe'en costume ideas.

*furiously digs through sewing basket*
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The C word's picture

Congrats winners!! :D

I agree: Kandykane's was brilliant!

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foosrock's picture

Sorry, the winner's too tasteless for me.

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angel_i's picture

LOLOLOLOLOLOL@Kandykane!

I'm sorry - the other ones are funny to but OMGLOL! That's just funny cuz it's true!

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Veracity's picture

"UhhhUUU, But MOOOM, I don't want to wear my new shoes. They make me look stupid!"

Moose = 1
Lady Gaga = 0

"Do these skulls make me look fat"?

"At least they won't be staring at my breasts all night"

"No No No silly head, it's the newest form of birth control. Trust me, there's no way I'm getting pregnant wearing THIS!"

OurMissC's picture

The glory hole fairy gives faces to all those anonymous peens.

Oceannia420's picture

♪ We fucking see you Paris ~~ Once again you are trying to mask your nasty pussay infection.

Lady Gaga's version of Anisius, the Greek God of anal sex

chanterelle's picture

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you... XENU! (according to Tom Cruise)

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I hope life isn't a big joke 'cause i don't get it!

Lady Caca's multiple personality's displayed at the finest.

Lady GaGa gives up trying to tuck in all of her "poker faces."

The Hermie-suit: Hide your tuck job and adams apple with a single ensemble. Three easy payments of 39.95

mb00's picture

Lady Ga...oh fuck it, I quit this bitch.

http://www.inked-up.com/profile/RaulRules

j hey's picture

Not every sperm needs a name. Not every intestine needs a face.

Lady GaGa's toothpaste won that morning!

Lady GaGa comes out for gay marriage by showing up at a thespian wedding.

little_rascal's picture

And The Fashion Victim Extraordinaire Award goes to ............ Rihanna !!!

Octomom and the babies getting their made to order Hallowe'en outfit measured

Nell's picture

Mario Batali's idea of good head.

zfiledh's picture

Lady Gaga disapproved of this; she wanted it in purple and orange.

Lady Gaga's interpretation of Octomom.

"and this is for God and the lesbians!"

lady gaga has finally embraced his true self: a penis medusa

Lady Gaga, for once appropriately dressed for the occasion at her first visit to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Lady Gaga, for once appropriately dressed for the occasion at her first visit to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

the david cronenberg al queda burkha

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Lindsay Lohans next line; inspired by her coke shits.

Kelli B's picture

No surprises who this sexy beast is...

www.kellibolton.com

First Kermit the Frog, that was bad enough. Now Lady Gaga has gone and made a dress out of the nice boys from the Jabbawockeez.

Bjork has finally found a dress for the Oscars.

MulletWeave's picture

Kanye West and Lady CaCa present the "Faces of Tampax" Tour.

noiprocs101's picture

Project Runway weekly challenge: Winter Medusa.

That Lady Gaga is quite the rebel... throwing that "can't wear white after Labor Day" right in our faces.