Wino's Possibly Fake Breasts Will Always Belong To Blaaaaaaaaake
When one of the paps asked Amy Wino about her brand new silicrack-filled breast implants, she pulled a Nicole Kidman by saying, "What operation?" To be fair, Wino has the memory of a stoned goldfish, so if she had Ziploc bags installed in her chest area, she would never ever remember.
And it's a good thing Wino's body is permanently in a state of numbness from all the bad shit running through her veins, because I doubt she can feel the pain from one of her implants leaking in the picture above. Phew.
The paps also asked Wino about why she's wearing a "Blaaaake's Girl" shirt, but she wouldn't say a word. I'm sure it means nothing. It was the only shirt on Wino's floor that wasn't covered in crusty wig glue, Jack Daniels-flavored vomit and wet ciggie ash.
Here's Wino actually looking good (no sarcasm here) while trolling around London this morning.
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Womenoftheyear, for president! I love it when desperately crazy people try to claw to regain their status. Amy finally realizes that booze and drugs cost money, she has to try to get her shit together, post haste.
Off topic: I concur, as an ex-smoker for nearly a decade, people have a right to screw up any of their organs, created by their favorite deity of choice.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:37pm.
Get over the hatred of smokers. We're already getting fucked in the ass by new laws.
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Wellllllllllllll, for one thing no one was hating on smokers. We were surprised that people continue to kill themselves and others in this way.
And I wasn't always a non-smoker. I was raised by a pack of wild smokers and started very young and quit TWICE - 7 years apart.
And you're not getting fucked over by the new laws. They are trying to help you break your chains of slavery to tobacco manufacturers that take all your money and live in the lap of luxury while you struggle to make health insurance payments.
I think we managed to stop the ban on flavoured blunts here. The issue was that they were only bought by minors...or FOR minors, at least. But we showed'em - they're bought by WOMEN! Sillies.
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She's taken to painting freckles on her nose now?
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Submitted by Katieh on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 8:23pm.
Her nose looks like it belongs on a giraffe.
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Her nose looks like it belongs on a giraffe.
Since we're on the "Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake" topic, what is she going to do about that "Blake" tattoo on her left boob!? Bitch is going to end up with him again!
By the way, Wine-ho got another pair ballet flats. HAHAHA or maybe she just washed the blood out the old ones!? I fucking loveeeeeeeeee her! I really do!
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this is why you don't use drugs kids! girl went from winning grammys and making millions to being yesterdays tragic news.
the picture with her winking is priceless btw...she is a trip, crazy crackhead!
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:30pm.
Bowchicka: Nah, I don't know at all. Just based on life experience. I've seen so many people fall back into the trap. Of course some people make it, but many more don't. For a musician/artist, it's even more difficult. Just my opinion.
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I hear ya! The odds are against her making it with the cleanliness and the fact that she does drink, etc. makes it even less likely that she will stay clean from crack and heroin in the long run. If she's not sober, she has a very high chance of making a bad decision when her inhibitions are down. Crack is probably the hardest part since there is no replacement drug therapy available and most crack addicts go back. The cravings are so strong. It's a really small percentage that stay clean for life...like 2%. Not good. If she is on a heroin replacement, she has a much better chance of staying off recreational opiates. I hope that is the case for her.
I too have a soft spot for Amy and want so badly for her to be well. She could have the world by the balls if she wanted it. She just has to start seeing herself as worthy of love and success.
Amy - put on a fuckin jacket when its cold outside.. when you don't people think you still got the evil crackhead cells in your body.
WINO looks clean, so anything else is icing on the cake.
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I Demz titas are fake...i knows it for realz.....she had the oppo last week I knows and her freckles demz the most fake too.
'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Elephantitis of the clit.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
She always has a wee little dick bulge. What's with that?
Crackie needs to ditch the ballet slippers. She'd look even better with real shoes on her feet.
She is still hung up on that loser blaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Did she perma tattoo the herpes on her face? Or are those freckles?...And what's with the wet spot on her shirt? did her boob leak already?
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:11pm.
The freckles are the only fake thing I see - if she got a boob job I'd want my money back, those boobies don't look like a D cup to me.
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For girls, the cup size is based on the difference between how big around you are where the boobies are fullest, and how big around you are underneath the boobies. Thus, if she was 32 inches around under her boobies, and the implants made the measurement of her where the boobies are fullest 36 inches around, she gots the D cup. D cups are smaller boobies on smaller frames.
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WTF with the fake freckles? Is she Pippi Longstocking now? Ugh. She has the vocal talent and doesn't need props and gimmicks like this.
Get over the hatred of smokers. We're already getting fucked in the ass by new laws. Can't smoke inside BARS. Flavored cigarettes? GONE. (If menthols go next I'll have to quit!). And guess what? SAY GOOD BYE TO FLAVORED BLUNTS, TOO!!!!! They are now illegal and will not be produced anymore. Buy them while you can.
As for Wino...bitch is using the freckle pencil! YEARS ago I almost bought a Lancome pencil that was literally made to dot fake freckles on. Now I see that crackheads are the only bitches it caught on with. I kinda want the pencil again.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I dont begrudge smokers the right to smoke.. its more business for me in the long run.
Smoker haters in here!!
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Bowchicka: Nah, I don't know at all. Just based on life experience. I've seen so many people fall back into the trap. Of course some people make it, but many more don't. For a musician/artist, it's even more difficult. Just my opinion.
For the record, I hope she does find a reason to stop being self-destructive, 'cause I have a soft spot for her.
In these pictures she looks way more present than Britney has in years. Which is saying something cuz she way outdid Britney on the wacko scale too.
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I agree with those saying that Amy isn't clean...she's just not as fucked-up as she usual. She's probably on prescription shit for a minute until she falls off again. Plus, these pictures are during daylight hours, let's see Freckles McMessy after midnight.
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I'd hate to be a pap who has to follow her stank ass around
More aha! How she USED to paint them:
http://thedailyfix.com/2009/08/28/amy-winehouse-visits-dentist-leaves-wi...
(I'm just glad she was at the dentist)
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:53am.
...And she is not staying clean. I promise you. Which is a shame, but almost certain.Y
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Why do you think that she's not clean? I'm not challenging you, just curious.
Personally, I don't think she's sober. I am sure she drinks and smokes pot, at the least, but it doesn't seem to me that she is smoking crack or doing heroin anymore. She seems much too functional for those drugs. If I am right about the lack of heroin, she's likely accomplishing that with methadone or suboxone/subutex.
Ah - the Daily Mail caught them in March...but she was there a while longer:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1159689/Amy-Winehouse-shows...
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:28am.
I find it very surprising to realize there are people out there that still smoke.
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i find much more surprising to find people not smoking. everyone smokes around my way.
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really? where you at, nyc?
i'm on the west coast. i RARELY see people smoking. pot yes. tobacco, no.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:13pm.
I didn't say they weren't cute. But they are so evenly spaced and the same exact size...
Plus, they look eyeliner brown.
Just my opinion!
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I went looking for pics and I can only find ONE where I could totally be imagining it...
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it's hard cuz this ho wears a tonne of makeup all the time...but I'm SURE I've seen them before...but yeah - they could be fake; it hadn't occurred to me.
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Submitted by Stoney: "The freckles are clearly fake."
Have to agree. I think they're in too defined an area and too dark-looking for her coloring.
My theory is that she really does have some freckles, but she is accentuating them with an eyeliner pencil for effect.
A few days ago, we were talking about tattoos and I was talking about how a friend of mine used to accentuate or create beauty marks (like they did in Marie Antoinette's time) with an eyeliner pencil.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:10pm.
Then why are they so big and not on her cheeks?
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O I seen freckles like that before. But, admittedly, only on mixed people.
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I didn't say they weren't cute. But they are so evenly spaced and the same exact size...
Plus, they look eyeliner brown.
Just my opinion!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The freckles are the only fake thing I see - if she got a boob job I'd want my money back, those boobies don't look like a D cup to me.
Then why are they so big and not on her cheeks?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:03pm.
The freckles are clearly fake.
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They don't look fake at all to me...
she had them before but not anywhere near so pronounced.
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The freckles are clearly fake.
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Submitted by JBL on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:57am.
She looks great! I think, for some reason she doesn't put foundation on her nose. Also, those freckles seem way more prominent since she was on vacation on St Lucia(?) a couple months ago.
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They may fade back down...and it's possible that they're impossible to cover now. I think they're cute achally;p
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She's clearly traded places with Blohan in the methface department.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She looks great! I think, for some reason she doesn't put foundation on her nose. Also, those freckles seem way more prominent since she was on vacation on St Lucia(?) a couple months ago. Maybe the sun had something to do with it.
Go Amy!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:54am.
Damn bro, I just can't right now, Raul is all broken up cuz he let Godney git away, she's a keeper or at the very lest.. a 3 holer.
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ololol I almost spit out my fukken taco.
GODNEY COME BACK HERE AND COLLECT YOUR NOBEL AND RAUL'S SAUSAGE.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:16am.
I want to shoot her in the freckles with my Love Gun.
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hmm tag team then? It's not gay if our dicks don't touch.
Damn bro, I just can't right now, Raul is all broken up cuz he let Godney git away, she's a keeper or at the very lest.. a 3 holer. ********************************************************************************* He that maketh an ass of himself should not feel ill of those who ride him!
Better. I don't understand the freckle thing, but because it's Wino, I'll give it an indulgent smile.
Unlike Rihanna, I think her "fashion sense" (such as it is) is not about trying to impress anyone or be known as fashion forward, it's just shit she likes.
And she is not staying clean. I promise you. Which is a shame, but almost certain.
Look at that freckley nose! : )
I think the freckles are real from spending so much time in the sun when she was living on that island. That is when I first noticed them.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 11:16am.
I want to shoot her in the freckles with my Love Gun.
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hmm tag team then? It's not gay if our dicks don't touch.
she looks cleaner than she usually does but it's the belly on her that concerns me. I sure hope that's just the bloat making an appearance because that junkie sure as hell better not be pregnant.
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