Michael Lohan Is Still Moving His Mouth
Michael Lohan has already burped about how he's going to stage an intervention for LiLo, because she's gobbling up pills like a late 80s popstar who was recently sent to the back of the unemployment line. Well, now Michael is saying he knows exactly who LiLo's bad shit supplier is and he's going to git him.......as soon as he finishes yapping for dollars.
Michael, who thinks he's a regular Detective La Toya (AS IF), told Radar, “This guy follows Lindsay all over the place. All over. Lindsay pays for him to go everywhere. He has no job. No job. He does nothing. All he does is supply everyone in LA.”
Since Michael was keeping his meter warm, Radar wanted to know his thoughts on White Oprah's comments about how LiLo never talks to him. Michael said, “I feel really bad that Dina would have to stoop to that level and say those things. I really think she is a beautiful person. If I was estranged from Lindsay, why is it that before she went away to Japan, when she was robbed, that she called me and I was the one who flew out there, who worked with the police, and who stayed with her?”
Michael Lohan is the worst. THE WORST (next to White Oprah). No wonder his entire family has the crazies running through their veins. If you had Michael Lohan barking at you, you would be pouring fake tan grease into your ear to deafen the sound.
And when Michael Lohan catches up to LiLo's pusher, he should ask him for something strong that will make his lips go numb PERMANENTLY.
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Poor Lindsay. She needs a dad like Alec Baldwin to give her the straight dope and bitch her out proper. Lindsay needs a gem like this:
"I am going to get on a plane and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I am going to really make sure you get it. Then I’m going to get on a plane and I’m gonna turn around and come home."
Genius.
For the love of god will he just the fuck up!! What job does he have? What job did he have while he forced his daughter in the spotlight for the love of money? Which is the reason she's a crazy druggie? Fuck off loser no wonder he is buddies Jon Gosselin two lazy famewhore pimps parents who point the blame.
Someone needs to do an intervention on THIS douchebag, preferably from behind the unscalable walls of a State mental institution.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
They should do an "Intervention" starring Lilo. Bitch would jump on the chance to get back behind a camera, she's so far gone she'd have no clue it was Intervention as long as they told her some bullshit like it's a documentary comparing her life to Marilyn Monroe's. Crackheads are easy to trick!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Michael - supplying everyone in LA IS A JOB!
Interesting tidbit...Patrick Aufdenkamp is the "friend" who is rumored to be Lilo's dealer. He claims to be a celebrity stylist and on his roster of clients are the KardASSian sisters. It's becoming clear how Khloe and Kim lost their weight. Just saying...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 10:00am.
Stop talking to the media about your intentions and fucking DO IT ALREADY!
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I am with you on that one! I think he's completely right about his suspicions and about how an intervention is needed but for crying out loud, enough with the build-up. The more he spills, the harder it will be to even get Lilo in the same room with him, on the phone or to even pay attention to him through the press. Dina is NEVER going to be on board with any of this because she is probably dependant on Lilo and her dealer as well so, stop waiting for that. Do a double intervention for both of them I say and while he's at it, do a prophylactic intervention for Ali, just to be safe.
i have nothing to say anymore about these two fucks, this is only getting ridicolous (how do you spell this?)
what is his job, expect for talking to magazines?
Stop talking to the media about your intentions and fucking DO IT ALREADY!
between this bitch and white oprah lindsay didn't have a snowballs chance in hell. we should all be proud of how well she turned out. a crakhead fake lesbian is better than what i would have expected them to crank out
Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:54am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:46am.
peaches the spanking kink is definately english.
a lot of white canadians grew up with english parents/grandparents. they're viewed as a authority type figure. it's insane. i've seen it so many times where a english accent will gain instant respect.
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uh , i guess the spanking must be universal , because who would say no to a good spanking !! :P
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Not me! :)
Lindsay needs a good spanking, that's fersure.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
I wanna slap this guy - and White Oprah - into next week.
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are you working late tonight? don't work too hard!
@freshfacestripper -
Thank you... By mid-afternoon my shift at Wally will just be starting.
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have a great day all..its mid afternoon in ireland.
Yeah, I gotta get moving myself.
Traffic's gonna be hell and I have to stop at a pharmacy. And for nothing with a street value (unless butalbital has one and I don't know about it).
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oh, shit!.. it's almost 8:00!... i gotta gear up to make some phonecalls... i'll see ya guys later!
OT: i still fart in Lohan's general direction!
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Yesyesyes! All the Lohans - I'm sick of reading about all of them, Michael Lohan especially. I understand these people give great drama, and Hollywood drama sells, but jeeeeeeeeeeeez.
Michael Lohan REALLY disgusts everyone.
What the fucking-fuckitty-FUCK is HE famous for, other than being the sperm donor?
I can't hate on Lindsay anymore knowing she's had to grow up with THIS bunghole as a father and Dina as a mother. I wouldn't wish these two on ANYONE.
We were speculating earlier on what it might have been like for the Lohan kids to have to listen to Michael and Dina's fuck-times before the divorce, and how that alone probably warped them.
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barney fife.hmm...isnt he dead? i loved those crazy eyes.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:28am.
...and who is this dealer??
me personally... i think it's Barney the dinosaur... that bitch always had shifty eyes and i haven't seen him around lately!LOL!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:23am.
hell, i'm already drinkin'! but, what else do i have to do?... can't sleep.. clowns will eat me!
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i love reading this site stoned. i can't believe celebrities take their job so serious...and who is this dealer??i wanna see a pic of that ho.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:20am.
well im stoned what do i know..but,i agree!
hell, i'm already drinkin'! but, what else do i have to do?... can't sleep.. clowns will eat me!
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well im stoned what do i know..but,i agree!
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:16am.
no, i was kidding!.. i wasn't even talking about drugs(this time! heehee!) i was just refering to her dad as the dope!
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@EveryStrangersEyes:
Is sarcasm dead?? Cause...i was being very sarcastic. If Lindsay smoked dope..I'd actually respect her. Stoner's stay home.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:11am.
Lindsay has hope. Look at her Dad,u guys!
i'm sorry.. did you say "hope" or "dope"?
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Lindsay has hope. Look at her Dad,u guys!
Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:59am.
Both her parents DISGUST me
seriously! it's like i wanna take an anvil... wait.. look who i'm talkin' to!LOL!
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Both her parents DISGUST me.
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Please Michael PLEASE can someone somewhere just agree that this fucknuckle just needs to go away somewhere and never be seen by polite society again.
You have such an AWESOME non-Perez kind of site - can you just please move past any reference to this uber twat - please. I swear - not one person will ever ever ever say "I'm not going back to D Listed because Mike doesn't post news on Asshat Lohan". Word.
Dammit. Yesterday we were left with Kunty Karl, now its THIS ass-monkey, Michael-Frigging-Lohan.
WHYYYYYYY?
Why does he DO this?
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So, about this intervention. What's the father of the year waiting for? Further evidence his daughter is doing enough drugs to kills a dozen elephants? Coz that mystery is fucking SOLVED. Oh, or course! Maybe he's waiting til he can get time off work... ya know, from his job... which is... err...
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 1:05am.
peaches ever seen a fish called wanda?
russian.. grrr... rwor!
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no i haven't but i know what you mean , just put him in a uniform and let the screaming begin , god i am such a ho for screaming but only in the intimacy ok , not in real life !!!!!
i guess that is why i am marrying a really mild guy , i mean with all that hollering sweet jesus can you imagine the jungle , lord , is my cross to bear !
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peaches ever seen a fish called wanda?
russian.. grrr... rwor!
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by LuxLuv on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:58am.
@Peaches80 - if you're into screaming Germans, find The Breakdown. That heaux can tell you ALL about them. And then some.
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yeah i know ! he was at open post we interacted ??? yeah ok , i know sessy!!
ohhhhhhh dang now i am all into this german thing and is a no no , cuz i am engaged and he speaks spanish , now i must go back to thinking spanish is sexy NOT .
i love those harsh languages , i am doomed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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@Peaches80 - if you're into screaming Germans, find The Breakdown. That heaux can tell you ALL about them. And then some.
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Is the dealer he is talking about Lindsay's "bgf" Patrick? He is unemployed, often seen with other trainwrecks, and follows Lindsay around on her dime ( that she probably gets from pawning stolen jewelry).
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:46am.
peaches the spanking kink is definately english.
a lot of white canadians grew up with english parents/grandparents. they're viewed as a authority type figure. it's insane. i've seen it so many times where a english accent will gain instant respect.
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uh , i guess the spanking must be universal , because who would say no to a good spanking !! :P
no ok seriously i know the germans have a thing for that , don't ask !
english i didn't knew , but i trust you i have been in london but only for vacation and also in sydney but is difficult cuz i didn't spent enough time so i dunno , the thing i know is if someone screams at me in german i am instantly either behaving all proper or turned on , go figure and i don't even speak german !!!!!!!!!!!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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peaches the spanking kink is definately english.
a lot of white canadians grew up with english parents/grandparents. they're viewed as a authority type figure. it's insane. i've seen it so many times where a english accent will gain instant respect.
speakit i believe he likes that you have your heart on your sleeve, but you'd do well to demonstrate that you know how to behave with circumspection when the occasion demands it if you don't want to spook him. trust me. been there, done that. sometimes stereotypes are valid.
oooh if he's coming to visit ask him to bring some english candies - they're GOOD! tell him you'd love a nice chewy curly whirly.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
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night speakit !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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g'night peaches, TITS and the rest.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21am.
hmm alberta eh? oil worker?
pass on that accent. grew up listening to it. bleh.
tell him you like spanking naughty boys and he'll be yours forever. no i'm not kidding. and don't show too much emotion. makes them uncomfortable.
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wait accent is sessy !!!!!! i mean for me argentinian does it !
about spanking ohhhhhh you are naughty , i thought that only worked with germans , good to know it also works with canadians !
getting my belt with heart shape ready .
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:23am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21am.
and don't show too much emotion. makes them uncomfortable.
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NOT. That's what he likes about me the most. "I wear my heart on my sleeve." AND, he's very sensitive and romantic. It's like talking to a Hallmark card.
I hope he's not gay.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gurl trust , europeans i mean i don't wanna make a generalization but they are very in touch with their "soft side" , i mean this austrian ok how do i explain fast , we met in NYC for 3 days cause a friend of mine was going to strassberg like acting stuff and where she was staying he was staying so it was kind of love at first sight , we spent 3 days only in NYC and went home , after months on the phone we decided to see each other and i went to paris and then to graz ! well enough he proposed in venice and we were together for a while and stuff i mean romance is real , just sometimes you are too young and you feel like doing your own thing so it ended , but when it happens awwwww is just wow amazing , go for it !!!!!!!!!! with everything
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Submitted by peaches80 on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21am.
@ speakit
get that brit gurl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am such a whore for love stories specially the ones that are like that , you live in the states he is in canada , yet when you meet is like you know him forever and live happily ever after , don't judge !!!!!
it happens in real life , my fiancee was my first boyfriend ever and we saw each other again after 10 years !!!!
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He's already making plans to come here! ALL the way to Kentucky to meet me. That's hot.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21am.
@peaches
well I sang "Getting to Know You" from the King and I. That's pretty mild.. but demure ain't really my thing. I'm not exactly a shrinking violet.
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i love that movie ! not the jodie foster one but the what's his name he was bold , oh nevermind i mean the first one and is sooooooo cute , i am also a huchie for the sound of music , i mean my favorite things , kitties and the whole stuff , cuteness !!!!!! * drool*
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:21am.
and don't show too much emotion. makes them uncomfortable.
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NOT. That's what he likes about me the most. "I wear my heart on my sleeve." AND, he's very sensitive and romantic. It's like talking to a Hallmark card.
I hope he's not gay.
@ speakit
get that brit gurl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am such a whore for love stories specially the ones that are like that , you live in the states he is in canada , yet when you meet is like you know him forever and live happily ever after , don't judge !!!!!
it happens in real life , my fiancee was my first boyfriend ever and we saw each other again after 10 years !!!!
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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@peaches
well I sang "Getting to Know You" from the King and I. That's pretty mild.. but demure ain't really my thing. I'm not exactly a shrinking violet.
hmm alberta eh? oil worker?
pass on that accent. grew up listening to it. bleh.
tell him you like spanking naughty boys and he'll be yours forever. no i'm not kidding. and don't show too much emotion. makes them uncomfortable.
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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:05am.
Submitted by peaches80 on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:56pm.
@ kokoskitten those cookies look so good , i tried to make cupcakes once , totally failed !!!! pastry is difficult !
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don't they have prepackaged cake mixes where you are? they are usually just as good as any cake recipe. But home made frosting is much better.
Now I'm hungry, dammit.
OHHH peaches, my canadian guy friend sent a voice text message today so I can hear his accent... over and over and over :P so I sang one of his favorite songs from a musical and sent it to him.
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i tried to make them from scratch , wrong!!!!!, we do have betty croker or something like that and they sell a bunch of prepackaged stuff at costco , but i wanted to try the really cute ones with flowers and stuff so i armed myself with the whole kit for cupcakes and despite my best efforts i just can't cook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that was so nice of him , see told ya maybe you are changing zip codes !
when i was with this austrian dude he always sent me milka chocolate , i am more of a godiva person and italian diavoletos !!!!!! BUT I NEVER SAID THAT TO HIM ! , you should send him something , like a cute picture i always did that i mean the whole thing , make up , hair , god it was like a professional shooting but worth it , he is no longer in my life but i still got those amazing pictures ! yey! but keep it like really demure and stuff they like it !
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi