Tuesday, October 13th 2009

Gay Al Is Just A Little Tender


Here's a little preview of Gay Al's appearance on TV One's "Life After" which airs this weekend. In the clip (which has a cameo by Jane Velez-Mitchell!!!), Gay Al briefly talks about the rumors that he goes cuckoo for cock and how his relationship with Star Jones is "tender." TENDER!

My prostate went weak when he said that. I mean, I think he's really talking about his precious pearl lips. When that happens to me, I just marinate them in a bowl of burn cream, put a warm compress on them, sing them an acoustic version of "You Light Up My Life," and then plump them back up with a dab of cinnamon sugar.

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Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by INEEDA BONGHIT on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 5:36pm.

Okay, okay, how do I PUT this? Oh, I know, Al Reynolds----PUH-LEASE S.T.F. UPPPP!!!!

Submitted by tweak on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 7:50am.

somebody please fix his friggin glasses before I hit him.

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 6:19am.

liars...

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 12:27am.

He means legal tender. _____________________________________________
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:15pm.

I'll never be able to eat cinnamon toast again without thinking of mk's anus.

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Yeah that's like hypnotizing chickens.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:44pm.

Poor Gay Al!

He could only eke out 15 comments on Dlisted...

Time to take a powder.

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:30pm.

I had a serious visual going on through that whole last paragraph. Thanks, MK!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:05pm.

i and i, baby i go side to side.
me and me, tell me what i'm gonna do (2x)

no matter what i came here to do
no matter what i came here to say
i really aint got nowhere to go
cuz i'm my tenderoni (2x)

me and i, tell me what i'm gonna do (2x)

fo sho if i tell you how do my dancin'
baby never let me get in my pants (2x)

cuz i'm my tenderoni (4x)

cant fight the feeling,
wont get shut down,
i let me slide enough.

cant fight the feeling,
wont get shut down,
i'll always be my..

t-t-tenderoni

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Submitted by Mittmah on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:45pm.

When will he AND Star Jones (love her cry for attention by saying the Roman Polanski thing is "Racist" - yeah that makes sense you E.T. looking bitch) Go AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 7:37pm.

Ok, so for lack of something better to do I watched that and yeah fersure that Gay Al is very gay.

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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

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Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 6:34pm.

8 layer gay cake...

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:56pm.

Love me tender,
Love me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin I love you,
And I always will.

I don't know these people.
That's just what I think about "tender":)

♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:51pm.

The only thing tender on Al is his ass cheeks from the ravaging he's been enduring in the Meat Packing District.

Dildos optional.

L

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Submitted by onthefringe on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:50pm.

Well that certainly didn't convince me that he's not gay.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:30pm.

SO GAY. SO GAY.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:27pm.

He rates a "Life After...:

Tsunami
Earthquake
PTSD
Captivity
Payless Shoe Phobia

I feel for the guy.

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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:23pm.

Tenderoni.

Submitted by CAINandABEL on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:17pm.

DL trash!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 5:15pm.

The only thing tender on Al is his ass cheeks from the ravaging he's been enduring in the Meat Packing District.

Dildos optional.

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