Gay Al Is Just A Little Tender
Here's a little preview of Gay Al's appearance on TV One's "Life After" which airs this weekend. In the clip (which has a cameo by Jane Velez-Mitchell!!!), Gay Al briefly talks about the rumors that he goes cuckoo for cock and how his relationship with Star Jones is "tender." TENDER!
My prostate went weak when he said that. I mean, I think he's really talking about his precious pearl lips. When that happens to me, I just marinate them in a bowl of burn cream, put a warm compress on them, sing them an acoustic version of "You Light Up My Life," and then plump them back up with a dab of cinnamon sugar.