Tuesday, October 13th 2009
Why Isn't This On The Cover Of Vogue?!
There is not a pumpkin in all the land that Chicken Cutlets can't pose with! Last year, PP struck the same "look, my breasts are actually squash" pose with bigger pumpkins. This year, PP decided to go smaller since we're in a recession and all. Yes, PP is sensitive to world issues!
PP is even working so hard to bring you the glamour that she ripped her own pants! Or maybe her dog Henry finally snapped and attacked her ass in the car? Possible.
And is that a "no posing with pumpkins" sign in the last thumbnail? PP queefs (don't picture that or you may bleed internally) on that sign! You can't keep an international supermodel DOWN.
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PeePee's hat: FAIL.
PeePee's sweater: FAIL.
PeePee's pants: WIN.
Peepee's boots: FAIL.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
How sad! I do like her Hyacinth Bucket approved hat though.
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Why do people keep taking pictures of this a**hole?
That is just sad.
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Why isn't this in a mental hospital?
And how many of these jerk spammers do we have to put up with? The latest has a whole shopping menu on her comment!
She is Spamming!!!!!!!!!
Honestly she looks like michael jackson, skeletor and a cheap showroom auto show model got together and created a retarted baby.
Who is this woman?
And who dresses like that to go to a pumpkin farm? It's like paula abdul's rejected wardrobe from american idol.
I feel bad for that poor dog. :-(
Looks like she's put on weight.
@norma.desmond:she poses like someone who has a lot of JC Penney catalog experience
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JC Penney wouldn't let that whore in their underwear catalog section!
She's at least 50 and I want to know her story...does she have a job, if not, trust fund, if not, is she living with mommy on Spaghettios so she can do the ho strol in from of that paps all the live long day!
I think she's secretly MK's sister.
Atlgirl:
I, too, have asked MK this countless times and he never answers.
I am convinced she slips MK checks to be on here.
I mean, where DID this strawberry shortskank come from?!
Sluts deserve an answer!!!
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So does anyone else think PP is a hooker or something? I mean how does she support herself> Im not judging.. just asking?
she poses like someone who has a lot of JC Penney catalog experience
DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE A JOB!!!!!
Michael......
I love your blog. I read it every day.
HOWEVER, I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing this freak of a hag on your site. What the hell is your facination with the photog whore? International Super Model????? My ass!!!!!
Quit with the fucking posts with this ugly publicity whore monger and move on to something more interesting.......This bitch is just a waste of space.
With that being said....I still love and adore you, even if you don't want to motor boat me!
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So why are we all here again?
I'd rather see her on the cover of Vogue than Kate Hudson or Gwyneth Paltrow AGAIN. At least it'd be something different.
I think Phoebe is wearing LiLo leggings!!!
Also cuntygolightly.... is the Lilo in your avatar?
Come at me bitch!
Make it go away.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:17am.
no one else is feeling the boots?
I think you can fold the tops over too
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i would suck dick behind wal-mart to get the money for those boots! so yeah, i guess im feelin em too lol
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If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby..... Stun. Ning.
PP really hit the jackpot at the pumpkin farm...so many things to pose with.
That should be on the cover of desperate attention whores weekly.
how come "vivid entertainment" isn't marketing pp like they're doing for shauna sand?
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
PP is kind of a loser, no?
So PP has gone from the 'slut dress' to the 'slut pants'?
And I already had these pants. This bitch better get an original idea and a clue!
But my slits are in the front.
Heaux-style!
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Poor Henry should be put on suicide watch or else he'll be the next pup "kidnapped by coyotes". Trust :(
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Desperation, party of one, your table's ready.
Can't stand this non-celeb trick. She's gonna MAKE us love her, eh? Give us just one more chance to let her be great? She is so full of FAIL it's painful.
She is spotted, Dixie pooh.
i can't hate on PP we share barfdays !
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Bet $4 she dint buy one. She posed, molested a few pumpkins, then left.
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This counrty needs the death pantaly and fast (cbc.ca commenter)
Adorable in a Baby Jane type of way.
Somewhere down Robertson's blvd. PP is crying 'cause Her moment has been replaced by the weather channel..
On Topic: I want some rain!!!
Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:00pm.
LOL - is PP wearing a Cowl Neck Sweater in these pics???? Where in the 80's gay hell did she dig THAT up??????
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:44am.
Sactown.********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:51am.
We've had rain for the past 12 fucking days... no end in sight. I'm sick of swimming to work.
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Agree. I haven't seen the sun in several days and I hate that.
Weather conversations??????
*Reports everyone*
Doods. We've had rain every day (it seems) for a month. the locals say its unusual. Every time it rains, I have to RUN outside and move my car. the one stretch of block I live on is an area where the water can pool up to 2ft. and cars get flooded out. my neighbor parks his car on his lawn when that happens. BBL.
Raining here in Ma. Cold, Wet, Miserable....just like SPRING!!!!
LOL - is PP wearing a Cowl Neck Sweater in these pics???? Where in the 80's gay hell did she dig THAT up??????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin are jealous.
@ Jack-in-the-hat
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Time to put buckets and pots in strategic places around your house, dear.
Drip drip.....
Submitted by get serious on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm assuming she's the kept woman of a rich man (concubine whore), because she apparently has no job, but keeps turning up at events to get her picture taken. She must give awesome blowjobs & doggy, because any dude would have to be seriously in need of a chick to touch THAT...
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i cannot believe any straight dude would touch that
they can save some money and buy a large tub of cottage cheese and hump it...
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Tell Your Pa
I'm gonna send a Raft to Jack in Arkansas...
yeah, tell me what'd I say...
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Raul - I forget are you here in CA?
Migraine - SHUT IT HOR! Sideways rain and 5-10 inches due in one day is NOT ok with me. I don't need mud sliding into my house!
pumpkins girl ...yea right .poser
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I needed to smile and that picture did the trick! And, speaking of tricks...
Off topic (since there is really nothing more to point out or discuss here!)
We've had rain for the past 12 fucking days... no end in sight. I'm sick of swimming to work.
ETA - I'm tired of having to explain to Mrs. Jack that the snorkel DOES NOT GO THERE!!!
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I'm surprised her cottage cheese isn't squeezing through those slits in her leggings.
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:42am.
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We did our Halloween decorating this past weekend :)
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Hi Migraine! I guess I better get my azz to Walmart and get with the program! ;-)
M.E.
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You need that rain out there!