Those "Female Charms" Will Get You Every Time
The ex-boyfriend of Tracy Anderson, who used to be Vadge's personal trainer, is suing her for $1 million, because he claims she used her "female charms" to swindle his ass. Page Six says that Glynn Barber, an engineer and machinist, invested cash in Tracy's company, but never ever saw a return even though she was rolling in the money. Glynn was forced to file for bankruptcy. And not only is his checking account sad, but so is his manhood.
In the court papers, Glynn states, "She used her female charms to manipulate me to invest $1 million in her company. I was an easy target. She told me she was a Power Ranger. She told me she was in the musical 'Cats' for four years. She said her ex-husband, Eric, played for the Knicks . . . None of this turned out to be true. I made Madonna's fitness equipment for $13,000 and Tracy sold it to her for $26,000. She made a fortune from using Madonna's name."
Glynn also has a warning for Tracy's new man, "I wish there was some way to inform her new boyfriend that he is playing with 'The Cobra.' Tracy absolutely has some voodoo capability."
THE COBRA? FEMALE CHARMS!? That is the best. Glynn should be head writer on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
We're all friends here, so Glynn could've given it to us straight-up without the splash of soda water. Female Charms = Tracy fucked him until his toe nails fell off.
Tracy could make even more millions if she bottled her "female charms." I could use some of that to get the skeezy dude at my liquor store to give me the 10% discount he gives to chicks with vaginas.
And who in the hell would lie about being a Power Ranger? If you are indeed a Power Ranger, that's the kind of information you lock in a steel box and stash under a floor board in your bedroom. Being a power ranger is like having a hyperactive gag reflex. You never admit it.
Also, it seems that Tracy is a regular Lilly from The Grifters. Just read the comments on this post over at Gabsmash about how Tracy brings the lies to get the cash. They don't call her THE COBRA for nothing!
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I'm not normally this mean, but what part of her is female? Does he mean the fake boobs?
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Why are her boobs up high up to her underarms? Grosss!
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Are her "female charms" not on speaking terms? why are they so far apart?
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Where is her neck?
It’s about time this greasy troll bitch is getting her comeuppance. She bilked countless people out of thousands of dollars in Indianapolis. Apparently, Vadge was sick of her drama and kicked her stupid ass to the curb with her grisly leg of doom.
Tricksy, I mean Tracy, obviously had no qualms about stepping on anybody/everybody in her quest to get to the top. I think she’s mentally still fifteen years old and suffering the “I need to be the most popular girl in school” syndrome. She can now disappear into oblivion, hopefully spending a few years in prison on the way down. Game. Over.
She looks like the wife on "Little People, Big World" on TLC.
Is she?
Wow, she looks like a troll! I can't believe Vadge hired her. Couldn't Vadge get a real trainer? She had one before.
i first met this crazy bitch in elementary school. she was a liar back then, and i'm not surprised that her habit finally came back to bite her in the ass. a couple years after high school, the local rag wrote an article about her in which she claimed to be doing a national tampon commercial, and that she was going to play rachel's little sister on friends. i believe she said that the producers liked her soooo much, she was going to have her very own spinoff. isn't she adorable?
she was really into acting in school, and sucked. looks like she found her own way into getting famous. i wouldn't be shocked if she licked a few ladies for some gym sponsorships.
Her boob job is giving me chills in a bad way. It looks painful and like they are going to shift into her pits. I am going to post this pic on my comp so whenever I feel tempted to get a boob-job I see what can go horribly wrong.
Oh- and the magical thing? Troll here thinks she is the paradigm of feminine beauty. Apparently she had professional photos taken of her and then blown up, hung in the entry and other parts of her gym. Like- look at me, you too can look like this! This simply confirms my theory that some women remain so obsessed and clueless that they think shrunken body/skinny = beauty. End of story. Well... not so much. Exhibit A, people.
I'm SO HAPPY this troll is exposed. I marveled that madge and goop never bothered to screen her ass.. people with that kind of money not running a background check? Fuck.. not even googling her? She comes up in a blog with complaints from customers of the gym that was closed- and they all lost money and had no notice. The guy she swindled is the only one suing for now it seems. Maybe Madonna finally got wind of this and launched this bitch. She sounds rotten like she has no redeeming qualities. She used and hurt people and looks like it came back to her finally. In a perfect world this would be a cautionary tale for would-be celeb hungry Traceys but we all know that won't happen.
Pootie and Angel i- Re: The Power Ranger who murdered- Skylar DeLeon. Why I remember this stuff who knows.. but it was particularly horrifying. The story of how he killed and tricked that couple is chilling. And he was only a ranger for a short time... his wife at the time was pregnant and she actually was part of the ruse. She initially met with the couple who owned the boat (self made nice people by all accounts) and while the weren't nuts about DeLeon right away his pregnant wife added the right touch and made them lower their guard. Sheer evil.
http://i.abcnews.com/TheLaw/story?id=6803295&page=1
The clincher was when Glynn discovered that Tracy lied about her gender.
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AAargh!
Her boobs are up to her neck, and her neckline is down to her waist.
Charming, I'm sure.
By the way, she looks like an expert in fucky times. Don't know why but she gives me that freak in the sack vibe. Gross but true. I could see how a guy could invest a lot of money in her if she probably gave him the rolling o's.
Oh that is one nasty ass troll. Still wondering what Madonna and Gwyneth saw in her. Must have been her female charms. I thought Madonna and Fishy were all into "beautiful people" 24 hrs a day. This Tracy must be a superior con artist to look like THAT and still convince folks she has the power to make them look fab.
She looks like Katherine Helmond's character in "Brazil". Those fake boob sacks are trying to run off form her giant man-eating head.
Look at those tittay balls, the orange skin and big head. Oh my.
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From the looks of this photo, she purchased her 'charms' in the same back alley as Coco bought her oversized ass balls!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:52am.
@ Pootie
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Do you mean "And the sea will tell" by Vincent Bugliosi? It's the real double murder case, and they made a movie based on this book.
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Aha! That makes sense to me!
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Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:41am.
1. Enormous Head
2. Orange, grainy Skin
3. Puffy orange lips
4. Wasted arms
5. Huge jaw
6. No waist
7. Awful boob job
8. No neck
question: Why is this woman smiling? Looking this bad, she can have nothing to be happy about. Seriously, we should ALL rejoice that we look like ourselves...cause this is what happens when you have low self-esteem, lousy taste, and a few bucks.
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HAHA THAT MADE ME LOL!!!
she is not that charming any way . and she is got too much fake tan ...RRRrrrr
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@ Pootie
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Do you mean "And the sea will tell" by Vincent Bugliosi? It's the real double murder case, and they made a movie based on this book.
Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:41am.
1. Enormous Head
2. Orange, grainy Skin
3. Puffy orange lips
4. Wasted arms
5. Huge jaw
6. No waist
7. Awful boob job
8. No neck
question: Why is this woman smiling?
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Cuz her face is frozen like that?
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Submitted by Pootie on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:36am.
I heard of someone else who used the "I was a power ranger" thing, he actually conned a nice couple into thinking he was going to buy their boat, instead he tied them together and threw them in the ocean alive to die and they did. Did anyone else hear about this? Horrible!
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Was that a movie?!? I thought I saw that in a movie....altho I don't remember the Power Rangers part exactly...then I don't remember what it was, exactly...
And no - it's not 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon...
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WHERE IS HER NECK????????
I heard of someone else who used the "I was a power ranger" thing, he actually conned a nice couple into thinking he was going to buy their boat, instead he tied them together and threw them in the ocean alive to die and they did. Did anyone else hear about this? Horrible!
Moral of the story, don't have dealings with peeps that claim they are ex Power Rangers.
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A grifter she is. Hear she's stolen from many people.
Either these men are frikkin' idiots, or she's a really good con artist. Or both.
Isn't this the one that was on the Oprah show with Gwenyth? That is SUCH a bad boob job.
Mira, everyone knows Tracy has the power to squeeze water out of stones with her vadge.
she must have slobbered his cobb real real good cause the article in Indianapolis Monthly he says he went through all her records, knew everything and still built her more machines even after she had robbed him.
What a dumb &%&%&^%*^#%@#$@$#%*&*(*()&*&^&$%^#^%^@#^&%*&!
I need someone to introduce me to Glynn Barber. I am a Nigerian Princess, who will pay him to help me transfer my inheritance to the United States...
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1. Enormous Head
2. Orange, grainy Skin
3. Puffy orange lips
4. Wasted arms
5. Huge jaw
6. No waist
7. Awful boob job
8. No neck
question: Why is this woman smiling? Looking this bad, she can have nothing to be happy about. Seriously, we should ALL rejoice that we look like ourselves...cause this is what happens when you have low self-esteem, lousy taste, and a few bucks.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 10:23am.
That's so dumb! She told him all that stuff and he din't check it out? How come I can't meet a dumb guy like that?
I need open post.
Weeeelll, she does sort of resemble a haggard-looking Amy Jo Johnson.
Oh wow, she's like everything terrible rolled into one: beach ball implants, orange fake bake tan, man hands, and trout lips. Bitch is like the poster child for how not to look.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:03am.
WHERE IS HER FUCKING NECK?!?!
LMAO - that's the first thing that came to my mind, too!
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That's so dumb! She told him all that stuff and he din't check it out? How come I can't meet a dumb guy like that?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 9:48am.
The hag has NO freaking neck!
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seriously- she makes Britney look like a giraffe.
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I would not want her body. Ick. Weird arms, and those implants are terrible.
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why don't you just, FUCK OFF!
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You can easily see that she uses roids. Any woman with a jaw like that is juicing. It's a dead give away. You can see the same effect in all the female body builders - they are pumping themselves with male hormones and they end up looking like a man with tits. That's also why the either end up getting fake titties or losing their own tits. Uggghhhh!
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Why is her head so fucking big?