Afternoon Crumbs

Sasha Fierce must be leasing out her look to Shakira. Blame the economy.- Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz should just move into the gym already - Popsugar

More of Susan Sarandon's daughter baring her titty balls in Californication. David Duchovny still hasn't recovered - Egotastic!

Yankee games just got a lot more boring for the wives - Lainey Gossip

After this picture was taken, Vadge bit the skin off of Penny's hand and stored it in her cheeks to use another day - Just Jared

Nick Zano with his nipples out might be the only good reason to watch Cougartown - Towleroad

Did the new version of Photoshop come out, because Tara Reid is doing Playboy - Superior Gossip

Rod Stewart is just a wee little thing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

This puppy has better moves than anyone on Dancing with the Has-Beens - Cityrag

Kourtney Kardashian should be real for once and name her baby boy Publicity Stunt (PS for short) - Celebitchy

The government might call it even if Nicolas Cage agrees to never make a sequel to Bangkok Dangerous - ICYDK

Lily Allen's twatter is too busy to Twitter - Holy Moly!

Kissing cousins - SOW

Cher, you're a virgin who can POOP - I'm Not Obsessed

Fuggie Fug's cholita name was probably "La Pissy Pants" - Popeater

Dita Von Teese looks hot - Popbytes

The Hello Kitty Butterfly Princess is making gay dreams come true - Socialite Life

Pamela Anderson wearing a bedspread that got tangled up in the dryer - Hollywood Rag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 11:31am.

Beyonce's look? Please.... bitch stole all that stuff from others anyway.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:49am.

"la pissy pants"
lol

Submitted by shandiRW on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 1:21am.

btw, i think court kardashain whatever, is adorable preggos...

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 12:05am.

Shakira is bad ass.

the pic of Susan Sarandon's daughter? all I could notice was the betch in the background.. OMG HOW GROSS

Submitted by Dgrin on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:11pm.

WTF?!!!pam showing a little girl how to whore your pubic hair at the red carpet:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=91011a1_anderson_b-gr_4&title=...

Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:51pm.

Heather Sweet looks the exact same in every single picture I've ever seen her in.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:10pm.

What the hell is wrong with Pam Anderson?
Did she suddenly develop a pure hatred for clothing?

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:59pm.

Sasha Farce ain't got shit on Shakira.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:21pm.
Holy shit, Susan Sarandon's daughter is the hotness wanna talk about curvy women!

Momma knows how to make 'em. All natural too!

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:51pm.

Holy shit, Susan Sarandon's daughter is the hotness wanna talk about curvy women!

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Submitted by JJ_pryor on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:17pm.

Leggo My Zano

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 6:25pm.

Submitted by drcocks on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:54pm.

Pamela Anderson looks like she is shitting fabric.
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Well said! The only person who looks messy enough to wear this "dress" is Pammy herself.

Submitted by gucci on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 6:15pm.

Shikiras body is smokin.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:33pm.

And continuing on my theme of a recession, apparently it looks like star sluts have banded together to share weaves/costumes/crack pipes.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 5:28pm.

How many days had Beyonce been up straight through when she came up with Sasha Fierce. I want to be Johnny Lightning!

"I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:51pm.

Shakira's just slutting it up because her music is complete garbage. She used to seem relatively humble until a few years ago when she decided to grease herself up for that music video no-one remembers because it looked like a low budget porno en espanol.

The belly dancing caught people's attention for like a year, so she faded from relevance because her singing voice is foul enough to make your eardrums vomit which is only appropriate for her songwriting abilities. Now that she's trying to dance like a Pussycat Doll, her dance moves now appear so forced and awkward.

She's really pretty, but this slutty image she's trying so hard to exude is costing her heterosexual female fanbase.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by drcocks on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 4:24pm.

Pamela Anderson looks like she is shitting fabric.

Submitted by fez on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:37pm.

I thought that was JLo
and did anyone else read Drunken Stepfather? skip to the last word of his post - ????

Submitted by OneLiner on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:33pm.

i really liked spanish shakira...this? i don't even know who that is....shakira really took a turn for the worst....

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Submitted by C.D. on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:27pm.

Why the hell does Shakira think she has to try soooo damn hard??? Females are going to turn away from her for this type of shit. Is she doing it to impress dudes???

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Submitted by imdone on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:40pm.
what is a WAG?

I believe WAG means wives and girlfriends (of the ballplayers).

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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:25pm.

still love Shakira, her whenever,wherever song was soo good back in the day.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:19pm.

It's 1:00, and I am drinking. What a crappy day!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:19pm.

OMG I love Shakira too, her old songs more tho

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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:17pm.

OK, what I'm about to write is super gross and creepy. Don't hate me. ... I wonder if Kurt Russell has ever wanted to, um, John Phillips/Woody Allen Kate. I mean, she's basically a young, cute Goldie.

P.S. I once heard an icky psych professor say ALL dads are attracted to their daughters - even though, thankfully, 99.9 percent of them never act on the attraction - because their daughters are essentially youthful, fertile versions of the women they love(d). Now, I'm not a man, nor do I have children, but I cannot imagine this is true. Thoughts?

Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:16pm.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:45pm.
Is anyone surprised? Kate Hudson is always good for a home run.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:16pm.

UVY - I like it dark. Kellan is the hotness.

I will take a Shakira, Kellan sandwich please and thank you!

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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:15pm.

Is anyone surprised? Kate Hudson is always good for a home run.
ETA: second base is a snooze though.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:13pm.

Lutz is cro-magnon. He is the reason Kirk Cameron is fucking confused.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:12pm.

MJT- Kellan with dark or blond hair? I like it dark.

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:10pm.

Testify MJT! Shakira is HOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!

Submitted by imdone on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:10pm.

what is a WAG?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:08pm.

I love Shakira even though she sounds like a goat when she sings.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:06pm.

Shakira is HOT.

That is all.

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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:02pm.

LOL! Pam Anderson's dress does look like a sheet that ended up in the dryer with a shoe string! : )

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 3:02pm.

O wow - I just saw Shakira on the cover of some magazine and she was very subdued looking...I didn't recognize her at first...she looked great like that.

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