Monday, October 12th 2009

Hot Ginge & Chelsy Are Back On Again

Last January, Chelsy Davy had a temporary case of dumbbitch-itis which caused her to dump Prince Hot Ginge. Well, it seems that Chelsy is clear in the head again, because she's back to getting a dose of the ginge in the morning, noon and night.

The Sun says that Hot Ginge and Chelsy are officially back on after being photographed leaving some bar together over the weekend. Witnesses say that the two acted like they have the tingles for one another, "Harry and Chelsy looked very much like a couple. Harry was a real gentleman, making sure Chelsy was sat in the car before they shot off. They appeared to have quite a low-key night by their standards."

I know I should have a Chelsy Davy voodoo doll in my closet, but I've always liked her ass. Chelsy looks like the kind of bitch who can down a Bud Light in ten seconds flat while jiggling her bits to a Warrant song. My kind. So I hope she clamps onto Harry's ginge stick and doesn't let go. In the wise words of RuPaul: "Don't fuck it up, Chelsy."

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Posted by: Michael K


intellectualgeek's picture

"Harry was a real gentleman, making sure Chelsy was sat in the car before they shot off."

Oh, how very gentlemanly of him indeed to check if his date for the evening was in the car before it shot off....

So chivalrous!

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Miss Piggy?!?

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Submitted by quickkill on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:42pm

I think he'll marry before William. Everyone expects him to be the screw up but I don't think he really is, just by Royal standards. In the real world he's just normal.

Besides he seems to really genuinely love Mrs. Piggy and as far as I can tell she seems to be more liked (by the Queen) than Waity Katie, but that might be because more is expected of William. Either way it's been obvious since they broke up that it wouldn't be for long.

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Super Miss Piggy fug.

Is this what passes for hot in Britain??

Damn that girl is fugly. Harry could do better.

I think Harry is just screwing around for awhile. After watching what chaos his parents went through, Harry isn't in any hurry to marry soon. Their dad was in his late 30's or early 40's when he married. Why buy the cow when the milk is free ??

stake_spike's picture

Who didn't see this coming. Mrs. Piggy kept trying to make his ass jealous by letting the press catch wind of her new "boyfriends", but you could tell it was a ploy.

Smarter (slightly, afterall Harry cheated on her) than that Kate Middleton bitch though. Trick is still clinging to those nuts like there's no tomorrow. You look a fool honey. Seven years (?) and he's still stringing you along? Pathetic.

You KNOW Prince Hot Ginge LURRRVVS the way this young lady extends her dainty pinky finger when she blesses him with a BEEJ.....

Miramami's picture

Mira, bitch is a professional social climbing gold digga. She knows the only way to get her way with a spoiled brat who has everything, is to "break up" with him.

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It's a recession, goddamit!

Chelsy better suck on those ginger balls like there's no tomorrow!

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HellaciousB's picture

She's got a pig nose like Posh.

lizardo911's picture

I don't get it. I think he is gay. She has the face of a 10-year old boy.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by putas: "...I said it once and I'll say it again. Long blonde hair doesn't automatically make you hot."

While I totally agree with you, there are plenty of stupid penis-people who can't make that distinction. Pisses me off.

Similarly, dressing in the latest trend doesn't make you stylish and a college degree doesn't make you intelligent.

freebird's picture

Those royal manners are stellar. Making sure she was actually in the car before it 'shot off?' I've set my bar too low.

I'm typically a huge fan of hers in photos ...but she looks like
a dumb american bimbo here....worst photo I've seen of her yet

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i can't hate on her either, she has slut face thats enough for me to like her. and i don't even know what that means but i think it applies.

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ClooneyisMahBoo's picture

I'm not a fan. She looks like an its all about me pain in the ass...like she does dramatic shit just to get a reaction. And I agree...long blonde hair doesn't make you hot. Sometimes you just look like Miss Piggy.

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TheJackson4's picture

She's hot for a British chick, I'd knight her with my Royal Scepter.

SilentWitness's picture

Bloated and little definition between her face and neck. I don't care about these people at all.

Frybread's picture

Woah! That chick has a huge upper lip. Too bad she can't grow a mustache to hide it.

easyaspie2's picture

Her upper lip is eight miles long. A horsey looking girl.

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can i get a chelsy = fergie in like a few years !
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Green Is Good's picture

Good thing Chelsy's family is rich, because she's got major piggy, sniffing-for-truffles snout.

Her parents are going to have to bribe her a husband, because if she's hanging out with Prince Ginge-Jackass*, she's as stupid as a wet fence post.

(*He attended fancy dress party in a Nazi uniform!)

Barb Dwyer's picture

"making sure Chelsy was sat in the car before they shot off"
Bwahhhahahahahahahhaaaaaa!
That is such a sign of real love, no?
Fucking bastard better wait for Miss Piggy Face to get in the car before shooting off or all of his poor mother's money will be used on baristers and settlements on this tart.

putas's picture

That nose.. she should be digging for truffles. I said it once and I'll say it again. Long blonde hair doesn't automatically make you hot.

I like that she has her own life it seems... that annoying Kate Middleton (waiting in the wings for Ginge's brother, what the hell is his name now..) could take notes. The Brits seem to like Chelsy more than Kate for that reason

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She's busted looking...Harry could do better.
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WTF's picture

Damn he just can't quit that bitch.

I think it's time to let go of the Hot Ginge label. He no longer looks that hot anymore to me. He looks barely average.

KD's picture

Jeez, today is just full of the same ol' crap. Slow news day or something.

*dies of boredom*

Chirio's picture

she has crazy in the eyes

Coma Caca!!

freshfacestripper's picture

shes like fat now. why do the brits get those pig noses like posh?

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Submitted by meeeee on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:25am.

She looks like there's some evil in there. If he ends up marrying her I wouldn't be at all surprised if she let her bitch side take over and devote the rest of her life to making him miserable.

Hopefully not.

Interesting, I actually have always thought the opposite. He's going to be the dick to live with, whoever ends up marrying him.

Well, at least Ginge saved her from Mickey Rourke! Never know what old Mick might do.

She looks like there's some evil in there. If he ends up marrying her I wouldn't be at all surprised if she let her bitch side take over and devote the rest of her life to making him miserable.

Hopefully not.

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Hekki's picture

She looks like an upper middle class American sorority girl (expensively bleached blonde long hair, premature double chin from cushy boozy lifestyle, perma-tan).

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:16am.

I don't generally make such pig-like statements, but Chelsy looks like she'd be awesome in bed. She just has that look.

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mike's picture

I don't generally make such pig-like statements, but Chelsy looks like she'd be awesome in bed. She just has that look.

KD's picture

Mike- LOL, yeah, sounds like the standard for gentlemen has been lowered a bit. Now you don't need to open doors or anything, just make sure they make it in the car before driving off.

One-trick Pony's picture

In this picture, she kinda looks like Penny from Lost. And I love Penny.

suckandfuck's picture

Cool, orange pubes n shit. Bitch sux.

M.E.'s picture

Whatever.

mike's picture

I love the quote from The Sun:

"Harry was a real gentleman, making sure Chelsy was sat in the car before they shot off."

So, a non-gentleman floors it while his date's door is still ajar?

KD's picture

That monster again? She looks like a giant here!

Sweet Babu's picture

But she's got such a pig face. Me no like.