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Give him a few years to grow into his features, I think he's going to be a hottie when he grows up.

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She looks cute without any make-up. The kid isn't ugly.

Cute kid.

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Cute boy.

I still hate Haguilera, and what a surprise how average she looks without gallons of makeup.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

There are some celebs with ugly kids (Adam Sandler, Charlie Sheen, Bruce Willis) but I actually think her son is pretty cute. I think he'll be a looker by the time he gets to his teen years. Luckily Xtina's features balance out her husband's. Thank God they didn't have a girl, though.

pumpkin time is so special

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Ugliest kid alive.

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Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:07am.

I'm obviously in the minority but I think he's a cute little guy.

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Awww, I agree, he looks sweet. I think he's gotten a LOT cuter since the last batch of pics I saw a while ago. The baby, not the hubby.

He'd probably look cuter with the right haircut.

i agree, unfortunate looking child. But he will be loaded, so he will still get chicks when he grows up....no pity for Max.

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She and that emaciated Gwen Stefani wear read "signature" lipstick all the time. Looks like the gay husbands would call them out on that silly shit. Gwens husband will always be way more glam than she could ever be. http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/gavin-rossdale-gay.j...

Her kid is getting more adorable by the day.

I absolutely love Christina. Down to earth and I can relate to her as I had a similar childhood.
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christina is such a beautiful girl, she always look moe beautiful when she is natural and not wearing a whole lot of makeup. she has such a beautiful family, very normal which is rare in hollywood and she is a great mother unlike her so called ravary. she always look clean and decent too.

Chubby took the words right out of my mouth. Max Bratman & Sadie Sandler are the ugliest kids in Hollywood. And Max looks like he has a case of the short bus.

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That poor kid and Adam Sandler's kid have to be the two UGLIEST little kids I've ever seen!

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That little boy looks just like his Daddy. I won't say if that is bad or good.

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Looks like the kidlet takes after daddy. I won't say anything more...speak amongst yourselves. ;)
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I always thought Christina was beautiful without all that war paint :)
And my god, that poor child looks just like his father...O_o

What an unfortunate-looking child!

And I hate the apple orchards and pumpkin patches this time of year. It's a complete zoo of ugly people spending way too much money on their ugly children, trying to force some happy memories down their throats. We took our kids last year and it was nothing but a waste of money and no one had any fun. There were wasps all over the place, stalking the garbage cans full of candy apples, no bathrooms but a port-a-potty, rude people from the tri-state area trying to jump the line to get their troll childrens' faces painted. There was a line of cars 75 deep just to pay to get out of there.

It was horrible. We agreed to skip it this year and just buy pumpkins and apples from the farmer's market.

OMG it's her real face and her real skin!
She's so cute!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:20am.

*points out the lumberjack shirt to KD*
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Its not the right pattern nor is it flannel. This is like 80's style vintage plaid.

I'm obviously in the minority but I think he's a cute little guy.

kudos to her for going to a pumpkin patch with her kid dressed like a normal person. most celebrities would show up lookin like a mil to these things...

Oh no, not another unfortunate looking child. Autumn must be the season that celebs drag their spawn out for a paps viewing.

Crap - that kid WAS cute as a baby - now he's starting to look like his father. Unfortunate :(

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I don't have kids, so I can say what I want about them!

New policy MK: All Xtina pics must include gratuitous cleavage shots.She's one of my favorite milfs...and yer killin' me with these "cousin of Britney Spears" pics.I can live without the lipstick...but girlies' cans must ALWAYS be on display.

her hair is very "taylor" from rachel zoe project.

christina can sing her ass off, though, so end of story.

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I can't hate on her either, she's got talent and isn't a cheeto chewing half wit so kudos to her.

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They really are normal people. Can't imagine a life with a camera on you all the time.

I can't hate. They are a pretty low-key close family. He seems to be loyal and kind to her. And Xtina was the only talented one of the late 90s female pop artists (Brit, Xtina, Mandy Moore, J. Simp)- so rock on, girl.

She still has on a shit-ton of foundation, but it is a step in the right direction. I would LOVE to just take a makeup remover wipe to her face...it would bring me great joy.

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with 50 million I can deal with the funny face

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Vera Charles, is that your dog in your avie?
It looks so much like my doggie!

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:24am.

that was pretty funny...you're joking right?
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Let's examine the evidence together.

We've got a jew, this could go either way but since Xtina is a tranny, you know she craves the biggest sausage she can find.

Submitted by One-trick Pony on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 9:59am.
Great. It's that time of year again. Seven billion photos of celebs picking out pumpkins. That one patch in L.A. is like the damn Ivy come October.
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You read my mind. Who needs a calendar any more? I really love her, but you know Heidi Klum is next in line at the 'punkin' patch.

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She looks great sans makeup...
The boy is cute but I wish they'd cut his hair.

Bratman is a good hubby and dad.

Ban the orange makeup girlfriend. You don't need it.

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Jordan Bratman needs to trim his facial hair, he looks so much younger and much more handsome with a short stubble. And by the way, according to WIKI, Jordan Bratman's personal net worth is $50 million. ;-)

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 10:07am.
Man, I wanna see the dick on her husband real bad, you know its fucking fat as hell.

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that was pretty funny...you're joking right?

She looks better without all the war paint on her face. Hopefully she picks up a really good conditioner for her straw... errrr I mean hair on the way home.

I want to see PP in tha mothafuckin pumpkin patch, dammit!

Christina looks very pretty without makeup. I think she and Jordan are well suited. Poor baby Max is unfortunate looking. Hopefully he will grow out of it; if not, he will always have his millions.

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She looks sweet. But a strange resemblance to the old Asslee Simpson, no?

arrrrgh too many kids in a page. cant take it!!

Coma Caca!!

Oh, it's off to the celeb pumpkin patch again. MK - Yell when you get Heidi and Spencer or Parasite and the pig.

I think they seem like a perfectly nice little family.

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I give Xtina no hell she came from an abusive background actually has talent and therefore her little antics are ok by me, I understand why she married him although he is not good looking, but do you see him raising his hand in anger? that is why I never say anything bad about Xtina and Bratman
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awwww i think the little batboy is adorable in an out of the ordinary kind of way!

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