Wino's New Chichis?
Yesterday, a rumor went around the internets that Amy Wino prodded and pumped up her tittays from a 32B to a 32D. Well, here's Wino arriving at THE CLINIC (DUN DUN DUN) last night, and I don't have Dr. 90210 by my side so I'm not sure if the rumors are true. I mean, they look like a little more chichilicious, but she could've just hid a few 8-balls in there. Or maybe she finally ate something that didn't come from a glass pipe and it went straight to her boobies?
And I think we all need to go to church this morning after discussing Wino's titties in depth. You bring the rosaries, I'll bring the hooch!
Last night, Wino sang back-up to her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield on Strictly Come Dancing. Most are saying that Wino looked drunker than a Hasselhoff and was a complete wreck, because she didn't know the moves. For me, if Wino isn't stumbling around like Tommy Girl after a butt orgy, I'm a little concerned. I mean, this IS Wino we're talking about. Besides, she didn't bite anyone's cheek off or burn anyone's skin off with her toxic loogies. That's an achievement for Wino. Performance beeeeelow:
ShareThis
Dionne's a cutie and did very well. I think that with proper training, her voice could be very good but I have a feeling it won't sound unique. I already hear a little Winehouse in her style of singing, which is understandable. Amy's got to write her some original songs to record and help her find her own style.
I am sure Amy wasn't totally sober up there but she did seem soberish enough to me and not cracked out or nodding off. She did well I think. It was hard for me to pin-point her voice out of the backup singers.
I really wish Amy would get clean. I often wish I could go to England and try to straightener her out myself. I want more music from her. I love me some Amy Winehouse!
I can't help it...there's a small part of my blackened little heart that just loves Wino. Maybe it's because I listened to her all the time at my suck ass job a couple years ago...it was always nice to hear her say, "What kind of fuckery is this" when I'm doing some no brained accounting shit for an asshole who was fucking the boss. Ugh.
____________________________________________________
I have one terrible vice: I am unpardonably ambitious and egotistic. -Dostoyevsky
I like Amy Winehouse, but I was already fucking sick and tired of hearing my...friend talking about how great looking she is all the time. Now I'm REALLY going to hear it.
And yes, this "friend" happens to be a young man I fancy.
♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣
Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Wino's a drug addict because human nature is very often fucked. Performance artist in life and on stage she's knows this to her detriment. Talented lady. Looking like a mess is a giant and deserved fuck you.
It's amazing the way she keeps finding ways to make herself even more hideous
Vintage Wino Tits:
Blaaaaake Days:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/amywinehouseBIG_468x621.jpg
and back in the dizay:
http://media.bestofmicro.com/amy-winehouse-drm,X-U-40098-3.jpg
http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/349/Image/amy1.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2201/2370318598_936d81f9a9.jpg
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/winehouse-gal-brits.jpg
No change. If anything they got smaller (due to the weight loss I'm guessing)
Aw, I think this little girl is very good but she doesn't have her diva on yet. We probably didn't get to hear but a small fraction of what's she's capable. of...Amy, on the other hand, had to do her utmost best to contain it....I love that she's doing this. There's an old saying in Reggae (that's where I heard it) "If you can't play rhythm, you can't play lead." Amy's been playing a lot of rhythm lately and I commend her efforts. She's not that GOOD at rhythm, mind, but it is great practice:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Amy is a much better singer.
Healthiest she's looked in a while. Good for her.
They don't look like D's, but she had something done to them. They're, like, perfectly round but not talking to each other. Unsurgerized boobies don't do that, even with a pushup bra.
Those look like her normal tits. Just like every other picture of her in tank top with the bra sticking out.
As for Wino's goddaughter, she's not that great and seems to be getting somewhere off the back of Wino (she's only ever mentioned when it includes Wino and her antics). How sad.
And who in the hell would make Wino their kid's godmother? What kind of parent thinks a 12 year old (and eventual crackhead) is someone who should be in charge of their kid?
if that's a bra i want one and pronto ,must find out where to buy wino's bra .
__________________________________________________
suckandfuck on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
EH BLECK DING GO AYT MOYY BAY BAY
I can't tell, every time you post her picture, it leaves a nasty stain inside my screen.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Or shes just wearing a push up bra
--Aw true bro
hell we should all just be glad she didn't bust out her crack pipe in the middle of it for a little pick me up
Her niece, I am sorry to say, was flatter than fuck.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
This is what the twit named Winehouse(amyjademermaid) twitted on Twitter:
proud of my baby dionne xxxxxx
about 23 hours ago from web
you sound like like linkin park marshall- proud? i wouldn't know. YOU ALL SOUND THE SAME. good luck wiv that.x
2:41 PM Oct 6th from web
you all are misguided. at least u hate myself enough to write a decent album. rehab? rihanna you owe me. relapse? eminem you owe everyone.
2:39 PM Oct 6th from web
Did she suffer a blackout when she made B2B, and ripped 65% of the R&B singers of the 60s? Note: Never use Twitter or Facebook after you've devoured a bottle of Jack Daniels.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
The girl sounded pretty good. However, as for Winehouse, I myself could have done better with five minutes of rehearsal, and I can't sing. Sad sad sad.
Eh, I thought the kid was a'ight. Obviously her parents asked Amy to be her godmother to give her a little nudge in show biz--never mind the exposure to hard drugs and all that. And Amy sounded better, pre-Blake meltdown.
I don't know. Bigger headlights are not going to save her ass. She needs rehab, pun intented.
@ Her_Royal_Beast
.......................
Thanks for the link!!!!
I've enjoyed so much this "Marmoset" song, and I totally loved the humor and the ring-tailed lemur joke at the very end. So precious! :-)
Love her, I think she's VERY talented and poised for being so young, love her style! Go Amy!! She will do well!
http://lkthayer.wordpress.com/
This kid sounds average, what's so fucking special about her other than her Godmother is the Wino? Fuck this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
She sounded kinda like a pre drugs Wino to me; taking lessons from her maybe? And I agree with you guys about her wearing that kind of bra after surgery; after my reduction I could only wear sports bras for like a month and they were still pretty tender. Don't know about implants, but I would think she'd be pretty sore in something that tight...
**********************************************
Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Love Dionne's take on the Marmoset song. But the original is hard to beat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oiLfTnrC40
It's also got Wino in it, at a time when she still looked great - at the 1.20 mark.
Love her! She is wonderful!!
Good on Amy for giving her a break. I hope they both make lots and lots of cash!
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
You can't wear a bra like that right after a boob job. She would still be recovering from surgery for a few weeks. Tits don't look any bigger to me. She probably ODed again and that's why she was in the hospital.
***
good point. They don't look bigger to me either. She was often wearing inserts before though. But I don't think she would have recovered that fast. OD.
clinics in england are pretty versatile, huh? you can go there when you OD, or you can go and get your boobs done. the US needs to adopt *that* model of health care.
i do think amy's enormously talented, and hope she gets it together again. judging from the way she hogged the spotlight at the end of that performance, she clearly misses it! did you see how she grabbed the girl and turned her face away from the camera? that was practically a kanye/taylor moment.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
satan in a sunday hat, girl.
You can't wear a bra like that right after a boob job. She would still be recovering from surgery for a few weeks. Tits don't look any bigger to me. She probably ODed again and that's why she was in the hospital. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'm gonna throw Dionne a bone, not everyone can be a phenom like the 8 year-old Michael Jackson. She did fine for her premiere. If you go on YouTube, you can see some more vids. She's being pumped up by the Wino....
Speaking of which, mid-point of the "Come Dancin" vid, you can see Wino lifting up her dress to do the heroin shimmy, then remember, "Oh yeah, shouldn't do that!" Priceless. Per usual, Winehouse doesn't do stinkin' rehearsals, you can clearly see her looking sideways at the other singers. High-larious.
IMHO, I think 'Tit Gate', is a smokescreen for her getting hospitalized for various chemical intake. Constant dehydration from drugging and boozing wore on her boobs. Guess all those napkins aren't working.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:05am.
I approve any signs that WINO is returning back to music and not crackpipes!
***************************************
Amen, and DAAYUM her niece sings like a seasoned vet!
I'm a D cup and those don't look like Ds, but the boobs definitely look better than her busted face regardless.
The kid did all right, she's only 13 years old for God's sake and it's hard to miss with a classic R&B number like "Mama Said."
Wino, on the other hand, looked like she was 2 seconds away from wobbling offstage and falling face first in a puddle of her own vomit.
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
The dancers were so distracting: her goddaugthers' voice really isn't all that imo.
Amy looked hilariously lost: arm movements all aspaz, she didn't know the words of the back-up vocals... I found this hilarious on soooo many levels!
Dare I say Amy looks good...glad she didn't get the chest bumpits.
@Deb: ta from a Great White Northerner!
----------------------------
I have very mild superpowers.
tits on a boar.. tits on a boar
-----------------------------
"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
Dionne, your godmother probably has a bong in her crackhive!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
Hi DD!!! Sorry I didn't see your greeting earlier!
Mr. Mercury! "Fresh Hell"... Hahaha!!
shed look better if she just scrubed the wings off her damn eyes.
cheaper than getting your tits done too (which is pure trash)
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
What the fresh hell was that?
1. Wino looked utterly disoriented and didn't even sing. Evidently she forgot to, but she gets a point for waving her arms. She did look clean though.
2. Another singing prostitot wearing an old Gina Gershon costume from "Showgirls".
3. The gayest gay dancer ever in filmy pants setting everything imaginable on fire due to an overabundance of flaming.
I'm hungover and that didn't help one iota.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Thank you, Justsayin'!
Hi Mizro!
at least her hair looks clean...
maybe she washed it, now there's a news story
ps chichis look like ass on a chest so of course gay men are gonna dig 'em, ass lovin' and blow jobbin' at the same time goodness.
***********************************************
We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Submitted by cripbabe on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:22am.
why bring out those those awful DWTS-esque dancers? it fucking ruined the kids' big moment!
---------------
right?!
@ Suck&Fuck
....................
Come to mama! ♥
She should've skipped the fake titties and gone for the fucking Alase and a bar of fucking Lava. Goddamn that's a hairy ass troll.
jt
well ok, the little girl can sing, but if she has a phenomenal voice, I certainly didn't hear it in this tepid remake. and good god, who dressed that child, the crazy queen from "King of the Crown"?? Wino looked as though she wasn't even singing.
and Brits, why bring out those those awful DWTS-esque dancers? it fucking ruined the kids' big moment!
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:10am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:59am.
btw, i don't understand something... MK is gay, but loves chichis?
*****
Chichis are universal. Lots of gay guys appreciate them. I think the meat sammich is where they draw the line.
---------------------
LOL, you guys (suckandfuck)
gosh darn double-click!
OK! I just saw the video.
1. That dress is wearing Dionne.
2. Amy was high. She kept up with the boot moves, sort of, but the lips wouldn't move because of the restyline (sp).
3. Team Hot Mess Amy Winehouse!
Dare I say she looks like she's had a bath?