Friday, October 9th 2009

Harry Potter Will Sing, Harry Potter Will Dance

Daniel Radcliffe has the itch for Broadway again and it's telling him to dance DANCE DANCE! Variety (via NYDN) says that DanRad will flutter and sing in a revival of How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. If you ask me, DanRad should first take a class in How To Succeed in Showing Your Peen In A Broadway Play first.

DanRad, who took it all off in Equus last year, will take part in a reading of the musical this December. If the reading goes well, they will start planning a full production for next year.

The last time the musical was revived on Broadway was in 1995. It starred Matthew Broderick. You better believe Matthew is going to ring up DanRad and offer to help him with "getting into character." Matthew's technique involves several flavors of lube and deep breathing exercises. Such a Thespian!

Posted by: Michael K


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i am willing to bet a sack of gold krugerrands that this is not the first nor last time hp has made this facial expression.

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Kandykane's picture

That is one scary lookin dude.

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Myntee's picture

Rupert is wayyyy hotter than daniel.
Plus now i've seen what he's working with and it's kind of mediocre at best, daniel just loses all his charm.
I bet rupert has the goods though :D

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Fronika's picture

He's hideous.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

He looks kind of like my one cousin.

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daniel looks like young grandpa from the munsters.

Anita Cocktail's picture

The very first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture is that as he ages, he will look like Grandpa Munster.

RJII's picture

he looks magical...like a little troll or leprechaun. Hope he takes vitamin D w/ his True Blood.

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Haribo's picture

yuck! he's one ugly dude.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Haribo's picture

yuck! he's one ugly dude.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Dgrin's picture

will his peen sing?!
(not linking the video we all know it)

Chirio's picture

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speakit's picture

God, he's so white. *takes crayola's to monitor*

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stake_spike's picture

Why does he look so wierd?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:12pm.
But will he show cock?

Only if there'a revival of "Puppetry of the Penis". Still, he's not a bad replacement for Robert Morse, that little elfin queen who made us all cheer when he sang "I Believe in You". Or...maybe they want DanRad to be the Worldwide Widget Girl "oooooooooh!"

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original putas's picture

He's so unattractive.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

I can't decide if he looks more like Grandpa Munster here or Eddie Munster...It's hard to say.

Looking into the abyss...

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:04pm.

Why does he look like he should be lying on an autopsy table? Look at his pallor!
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HAHAHA!! He was only an undertaker's daughter. Any man cadaver.

Sugaroo's picture

Why does he look like he should be lying on an autopsy table? Look at his pallor!

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joe shmoe's picture

Is he wearing rouge? And I don't like the mouth situation. It's just all wrong; *eating more bonbons*
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Khensu Hetep's picture

The Wallpaper is so distracting. I'm down with the fact MK needs money, but their vapid faces make me want to bury my head in sand and they seem bland as fuck. Fucking rent-a-pigs.

OnT: Daniel Radcliffe doesn't bother me, but I wish this fad with Broadway and musicals would die out.

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easyaspie2's picture

His eyestaches give me the creeps. Hate the new wallpaper. Plastic barbie hookers.

Miami's picture

AAAH! I FUCKING HATE THE NEW WALLPAPER MK!

No. I could sign off if he was doing a Cole Porter show, then at least the music would be enjoyable.... but this has NO written all over it.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Panty Creamer Idea:

DanRad and HugeJack in the same musical. Tight spandex mandatory.

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newsmediaimages's picture

It ain't nothing to write home about suckandfuck!

Newportjoey's picture

Now, let's support the new wave of gay actors...God knows there is more unqualified talent......

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suckandfuck's picture

But will he show cock?