Kate Gosselin Wants Child Support
No, your prayers that Jon & Kate get sucked into a gateway to hell have not yet been answered. They are still roaming the earth, and they are still fighting like they are on a Chinatown bus in San Francisco. Seriously, The Fight Queen of Muni needs to drop kick both of these foolios.
Anyway, Kate has filed papers claiming that she needs both spousal and child support since Jon cleared their joint account of over $200,000. Kate took Jon to court earlier this week for snatching the cash, but the hearing date was pushed back after the judge's wife died. So now she's going to after him another way. Kate's lawyer told People, "She needs relief in light of the draining of substantial marital assets in violation of the arbitrator's decision that the money should be used only for specific purposes." A hearing has been set for Tuesday.
It sounds to me like Kate needs to pull an Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale and hold an "Everything Must Go" yard sale. I'm sure there's plenty of mid-life crisis-having ex-frat boys who would love to buy Jon's old embroidered button-down shirts, studded jeans, empty bottles of Axe body spray and Ed Hardy ass lip clamps.
And this is what Sethe from Beloved thinks about this whole situation (WARNING: You might want to use the facilities and put on a diaper before watching):
You see what the Gosselins do to Oprah?!
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Jon the loser makes $0 a year. Its like getting blood from a turnip. She won't see a dime. Of course Kate will continue to exploit the kids for $.
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John & Christian need to be the bottoms in a new Treasure Island bb gangbang. John needs his panty waist no no hole plowed royally. It's the only thing that will shut him up for a few hours.
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MyTwoCents: I love the pic of the 3 Kates. Too funny. Hey, did you see "The Office" Thurs. nite? Dwight had on a 3 wolves shirt!
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Why does she always look like she's wearing the remnants of my grandmother's couch?
I gotta ask, who are the nimrods that are keeping these people on. Believe me, it's child exploitation in the highest order. Why it's acceptible, I don't know. Oh, wait. Michael Bay allowed Megan Fox to return to "Transformers 3" even after she called him Hitler. And Miley Cyrus has a "music career". I guess it's just a slow news day in Dope City.
If I had enough money...I would send Jon and Kate off to the Milky shit.
Coma Caca!!
Just when I think this pig fucker Jon couldn't get any stupider or more self absorbed, I just read a new interview posted on parentdish.com. I almost think it has to be a parody, but apparently not. You have got to read it - it's perfect fodder for MK - can't wait to see what he does with it.
Pig Fucker Gosselin really outdid himself - goes on and on about wanting to be Jewish, claims to be the most photograhed person on THE PLANET, compares himself to Michael Jackson - I was dying laughing. This guy is either mentally ill or high, or both.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:56pm.
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AMEN. Fuck this ho with an angry possum.
Excuse me, but isn't SHE the one still squeezing her kids for all the dollars they can produce? What Jon took is chump change compared to what she'll still be pulling in. As TLC basically threw him out on his ass, I don't think he'll be sharing what his kids will be working for. It's official: Kate is just a greedy bitch with dollar signs for eyes. I wish ALL the Gosselins would just go away.
Good!! I don't care if she only gets awarded a dollar a week for each kid.
It will be well worth the legal fees if the lazy, fish headed pig fucker is forced to get a REAL job somewhere, preferably one that he's supremely qualified for - like the graveyard drive-thru shift at Taco Bell. He can use his Ed Hardy shirts to wipe down the grill.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:18pm.
:D
From what I've heard, the State/taxpayers support K8, the kids support K8, and now she want want Jon to pay support? I'm getting out of this thread before Kunt asks me to support her too.
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I think they're making the whole thing up for attention.
Snideychick sez:
WHO CARES?! NEXT!
This is why Octomom never gain popularity~ NO DRAMA! Feeding 8 babies formula and wiping 8 dirty butts is NOT drama.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:09pm.
Bwahahahahaha! Awesome 2C!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:09pm.
Meth enhanced it is!!!
Buahahahah, you are a genious.
Thanks.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:04pm.
*blush*
I'd be tickled pink! Go right ahead Smurfy!
Your choice: original, or meth enhanced:
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DIBS! On the Ed Hardy ass clamps. I want o huff their scent during my private times.....
Actually KH8 should sell all their shit ala white trash moving sale. TLC can film it, and there is no shortage of Goss-loonies who would snap that shit up in a heart beat.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:46pm.
So how does this work? Whoever has a job at the time of the divorce has to pay alimony and child support?
The one who made the money during the relationship has to give spousal support, in order for the other part to be able to get her/his life back on track...
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The parent who has primary care (meaning the children live with them) is entitled to child support. In Canada, if the other parent has access more then 40% of the time, his or her child support is considerably reduced (it becomes the difference between the child support obligations of both parents)otherwise child support is determined by income and the number of children the payor supports.
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Don't know why the yahoos behave like this. Sometimes the song "Waltzing Matilda" triggers it all off.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
Is my2cents Around??? I need permission to put this on my FB....
Please???
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Where's the money they made all those years? Is she expecting people to believe she only has 200 grand to her name? Shouldn't she be ashamed to admit that?
Is nobody else wondering what Ooofrah drank to make her pee like that? Nobody?
*crickets*
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Don't know why the yahoos behave like this. Sometimes the song "Waltzing Matilda" triggers it all off.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
The 3 Gozzy howling at the moon shirt. Loves it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3958291786_ee2bd2e7e3.jpg
OMG! Thats great. Make this shirt a reality!!!
---Just had to share this from another thread. It's a dlisted whore original y'all. Onya M2C!
OMFG!! I would totally rock one of those!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:46pm.
So how does this work? Whoever has a job at the time of the divorce has to pay alimony and child support?
The one who made the money during the relationship has to give spousal support, in order for the other part to be able to get her/his life back on track...
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
So how does this work? Whoever has a job at the time of the divorce has to pay alimony and child support?
And they should BOTH support those kids. I mean, sheesh.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
The 3 Gozzy howling at the moon shirt. Loves it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3958291786_ee2bd2e7e3.jpg
OMG! Thats great. Make this shirt a reality!!!
---Just had to share this from another thread. It's a dlisted whore original y'all. Onya M2C!
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lol...that t-shirt is too funny!
Really Kate & Jon we don't care about your dirty laundry...AND like $200,000 is all you've got. They probably make that per episode...
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Oh jeezispete, I only lasted 40 seconds - that's just to fruckin' hysterical.
Jon is going to go crawling back so fast; he can't think for himself any way. :)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 6:12pm.
OMG @ OXA's avie. Where is Harry Connick!!
U made me laugh so hard I couldn't type for laughing and now i gotta clean the screen.
Ugh. Why won't they go away?
OMG @ OXA's avie. Where is Harry Connick!!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 3:48pm.
Have y'all seen this bit of photoshop genius by mytwocents?
The 3 Gozzy howling at the moon shirt. Loves it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3958291786_ee2bd2e7e3.jpg
OMG! Thats great. Make this shirt a reality!!!
---Just had to share this from another thread. It's a dlisted whore original y'all. Onya M2C!
I'm sure there's a Milf pole dancing contest somewhere.
I say sorry Cunt, you asked Jon to give up his career, and be a stay at home Dad while you did the bodyguard between begging for money. I say, Kate should pay Jon alimony.
Holy shit. I was more mesmerized by Ooofrah's 30 minute peepee. That's like a 2 box (of wine) night.
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Don't know why the yahoos behave like this. Sometimes the song "Waltzing Matilda" triggers it all off.
i cannot wait for this stupid cunt to get run over by a car
why did you have 100 kids, cum dumpster bitch?
God I am so sick of this stupid white trash bitch and her ugly rug rats. Someone make this dirt bag go away.
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Axe body spray??? Erggh! That's what my 13 year old son bathes in to lure the chicks.
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Don't know why the yahoos behave like this. Sometimes the song "Waltzing Matilda" triggers it all off.
I hate these idiots. TLC never shoulda gave them money. If women were meant to have 6 babies at once god would gave us three sets of titties.
...and Obama won the Peace Prize...(waiting for another funny)
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:28pm
I hate both of them, but i hate her more, she created the douche Monster that John became and now we all have to deal with it.
He could totally get it.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
TLC should pull the plug on this show immediately.
It's an incredibly ugly thing to watch - these two are replusive, hateful, terrible parents.
Not as ugly as watching the indicted felon Tom Delay shake his ass and dance in front of tv cameras, but ugly nonetheless.
This is the first statement she's made that I can wholeheartedly endorse. Make that loser Jon get a REAL job to support his child army. Milk him for every drop of blood!
GO K8!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:28pm.
Could you see her possum head explode if he filed for support ... and WON? HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! She'd have a meltdown of epic proportions!
~Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:22pm.
Great story. By the way who in the fuck does she think she is? Anyone in this day and age can have a litter like she did (I'm looking at your Sulemen). She aint so special anymore.
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Child Support?
I actually want John to seek spousal support she was the one who was woking during the marriage, he should totally get it. LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:21pm.
Madea wasn't in "Exhale". I was saying that Madea needs to slap some sense into her.
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