Friday, October 9th 2009

This Is News: There's A New Duggar In The World

The Duggar family added another BABY!!! to their unstoppable child army last night. The oldest Duggar child, Joshua, and his wife, Ann, are now the parents of a brand new baby friend they named Mackynzie Renée Duggar. Mackynzie (pronounced: SAVE ME) is the first Duggar grandchild. Mackynzie's grandparents, Michelle and Jim Bob, are going to have their 19th baby this spring.

It's not really news that another Duggar popped out a baby. Humans comes shooting out of a Duggar cooch on a daily basis. This time next month, I'm sure the Duggars will announce that Mackynzie is knocked up with triplets. There's something in the Kool-Aid over there and they all keep drinking it!

When you get a cramp in your uterus, it's because one of the Duggars got knocked up again. Your uterus is weeping.

Anyway, the real news it that Joshua and Anna might going after the letter "M." As you might know, Michelle and Jim Bob always give their children "J" names. This means that Joshua and Anna could do the same thing with the letter "M." NOOOOO!

All of us with "M" names should file a class-action lawsuit against the Duggars. We must protect the letter from them. If that doesn't work, I guess I can officially change my name to my junior high school nickname: Dyke-el. Thanks to the Duggars, the bullies have won.

Source: MSNBC

Posted by: Michael K


i think All the Duggars are good and Godly people and it is their choice to have however many children they can sapport. they are not on ANY public asistance. I have 1 count them ONE child and I am on food stamps and wic. the only thing I think is a little wrong is how the older kids have to help so much but once I read a little more in my Bible I realised that a few of the larger familes in there did the same thing so who am I to say thats wrong when God agrees with it?

The misspelling of Mackenzie just gave me a headache. I could care less about the Duggars.

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What about the two Duggars locked in the basement?
Chained to the wall, their names are Judas and Jezabel, you dont hear much about them.Whens the last time Jinbob took them some dogfood and water.

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Manimal5's picture

I'm over the moon about this.

lovemyboy's picture

I totally agree. I hate when people butcher traditional name spelling. Ugh.

What have they done to the fine old Scottish clan name 'MacKenzie'?

It drives me nuts when people try to make something cute and contemporary (I can't believe I'm saying this about any one of the Duggars) out of a strong and traditional surname like MacKenzie by messing with the spelling.

*tosses caber in direction of Josh Duggar's head*

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The Duggars have 20 kids. If each of those children has only six children apiece (which is NOTHING to a Duggar), there will be 120 Duggar grandchildren. All those grandchildren will be raised to breed. If each of those grandbabies stops at only six children each...well, you do the math.

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Nasty pieces of fucking shit. Think of all the waste the worthless Duggar family is creating.

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Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 4:28pm.

-*You all realize, don't you, that if all the Dugger children breed like their parents, one day they will take over the world!
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And then they'll have to marry each OTHER! EW! How is THAT better?!

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Shorty's picture

I'm sooo glad I never had children...my coochie is as tight as...well, you know!

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This family freaks me out.
If i was good at math i'd try to calucalate how long it would take them to over populate the world, but i'm too lazy. I got as far as jimbob and michelle, at the rate they are going, if their children follow in their paths will have like 8000 great grandchildren. and thats going on an average of 20 babies each. (i figure michelle is only 40 and capable of pumping out at least one more) imagine sending all them a $5 bill in a christmas card every year.

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msvee's picture

Michael Kay Duggar has a nice ring to it Bahahahaha!

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-*You all realize, don't you, that if all the Dugger children breed like their parents, one day they will take over the world!

Just look at one of those Spay and Neuter charts that the Humane Society has about how many offspring one unspayed cat can cause.

Scary!!!

Fronika's picture

I don't wish it on her, but if Michelle insists on breeding into middle age, she's going to pop out a Down's baby. Maybe that'll stop her.

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Miss Jane, I was just thinking about a former coworker who sent out birth announcements for her newborn daughter "Destynee Marvel" My husband said we should send her a cute, shiny pole cause with a name like that...

MizRo's picture

I.can't.

I don't think anyone needs to have that many kids...but on the flip side, I think the Brangalina's and people that take a private jet all around are destroying our enviorment 10x's more then these people. At a certain point when you have kids, you start using the older kids clothes as hand me downs etc...

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 1:37pm.

Why the fuck do you need NINETEEN kids? Cripes!
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Does anyone really NEED any kids??

Whatever's picture

Why the fuck do you need NINETEEN kids? Cripes!

OF COURSE the baby has a fucked up name. OF COURSE. Where is the birth control when u need it? Fucktards.

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Spare me from these fundamentalist fucktards. If we stop giving them attention, maybe they'll dry up and GO AWAY. All the women are good for is shitting out babies, right? And having the females of the brood take care of the ones you've already shat out. Nice misogynistic cult you have going there, DUGGARS, all nice and funded by TLC, which I've stopped watching. I hope this familiy's reproductive abilities stagnate.

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I think the Duggars (all 10,000 of them) the Gosselins, the Lohans, the Kardashians, the Hogans, Twit and Twat, Paris Hilton, P.Diddy, Kanye West, and Asshole Simpson/Pete Wentz
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There a point when your fucking quiver is more than full.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:22am.

GIG - Nope. I bet she has never experienced an orgasm.
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Women in the Quiverfull cult probably aren't aloud to, otherwise they'd be branded sluts. They're not supposed to enjoy it. Sex is for baby makin' only.

How's a woman supposed to enjoy 20 seconds of humping, *BOOM*, done.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:21am.

Yeah, their next kids will be named Marey, Mykull, Monika, Maddisun, Mickayla, Malissuh, anything rednecky and misspelled for these two!
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Ug, yeah, I noticed that too! They probably do it to show each of their children how 'unique' they are.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:39am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:22am.

GIG - Nope. I bet she has never experienced an orgasm.
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Women in the Quiverfull cult probably aren't aloud to, otherwise they'd be branded sluts. They're not supposed to enjoy it. Sex is for baby makin' only.

How's a woman supposed to enjoy 20 seconds of humping, *BOOM*, done.

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What a waste of an awesome bodily function! So sad.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:22am.

GIG - Nope. I bet she has never experienced an orgasm.
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Women in the Quiverfull cult probably aren't aloud to, otherwise they'd be branded sluts. They're not supposed to enjoy it. Sex is for baby makin' only.

How's a woman supposed to enjoy 20 seconds of humping, *BOOM*, done.

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What have they done to the fine old Scottish clan name 'MacKenzie'?

It drives me nuts when people try to make something cute and contemporary (I can't believe I'm saying this about any one of the Duggars) out of a strong and traditional surname like MacKenzie by messing with the spelling.

*tosses caber in direction of Josh Duggar's head*

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Reeter's picture

Can you imagine how many Duggars will spill into the world now? All those kids having kids - plus Michelle still going strong? Multiplying like rabbits, I tell you!

M.E.'s picture

GIG - Nope. I bet she has never experienced an orgasm.

I bet it's close to impossible now.

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Yeah, their next kids will be named Marey, Mykull, Monika, Maddisun, Mickayla, Malissuh, anything rednecky and misspelled for these two!

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Andraya's picture

that's a beautiful baby! unfortunately born into that family, but at least it will no doubt be loved. crazy as hell and brainwashed more than Stepford Katie, but loved.

Green Is Good's picture

You think Michelle Duggar has ever had an orgasm with Rim Job, er Jim Bob?

*puke* I just made myself nauseous. I need to bleach my brain.

KidL's picture

Just think: In a couple of years, Ann's coochie will be as stretched out as her MIL's.

KidL's picture

These people make me want to hurl.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:57am.
Wonder if she will breastfeed. Or is it more important to get another bun in the oven asap with that biological clock ticking?
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The latter.

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TexnDoc- You can bet your stethoscope she'll be breastfeeding "as God intended".

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These people are fucking revolting, and every single one of them should have to be forcibly sterilized NOW.

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KD's picture

The father is just glowing.

sorry but when i hear mackenzie now i think of drug addled daddy sex. ick nast

TexnDoc's picture

Wonder if she will breastfeed. Or is it more important to get another bun in the oven asap with that biological clock ticking?

freebird's picture

Dyke-el! That's so cute! Sometimes people call me peebird. I drink like the Hoff. :0(

chinlee3's picture

They can change their name to the RugRattars. Should of quit while they were ahead.

Vanitas's picture

Ugh....This post makes me stabby.

The lord told me to tell you to stop fucking making babies DRUGGARS.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:36am.
Joshua and Anne will be pregnant again in 3 months. That's my bet. Any takers?
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What gets me is that Anna was all bummed to not be able to get pregnant sooner. If anyone here has seen their show, it took 4 months after they married for her to conceive. She said on one episode that she took pregnancy tests every month and was bummed when they were negative. She didn't even have the guts to read the pregnancy test the time it came out positive. Mr. Overbearing Husband had to bring cameras in to tell her she was pregnant.

The whole situation just creeps me out. It's like kids playing house. *shudders*

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Joshua and Anne will be pregnant again in 3 months. That's my bet. Any takers?

LondonHockeyGurL's picture

I give it a week before she's knocked up again. Speaking of stripper names for kids, I know a guy who named his daughter ''Autumn Starr'' poor kid.

M.E.'s picture

FUCK THESE FUCKING BREEDING LUNATICS!!!

Side note: WTF happened to the d? Get these blonde whores off my screen!