Friday, October 9th 2009
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan - The married Scottish interior design duo who are known for their cunty antics and words of bitchery. Unfortunately, these two don't have a show in the US yet. They have/had several shows in the UK and currently can be seen on HGTV Canada. The US is tardy to the party YET AGAIN. Below is a little clip of Colin and Justin verbally bitch slapping a couple over wood (don't jizz your panties) and other things.
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OMFG I LOVE THESE SCOTTISH GUYS, THE FUNNIEST HOTTEST GRITTIEST FRICKIN' DESIGNERS ON CANADIAN TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MOVED TO US FIVE AND A HALF WEEKS AGO AND I SEE THEM ON BBC AMERICA SOMETIMES BUT THESE GUYS SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN CHAT SHOW OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!! IMAO - THESE HOTTIES ARE SUPER SMART AND NOT JUST GOOD DESIGNERS THEY ARE WICKED FRICKIN' DESIGNERS. WAY BETTER THAN EXTREME MAKEOVER GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES SOMETHING SO HUMAN 'BOUT THEM THAT MAKES THEM STAND OUT LIKE NO ONE ELSE EVER DID. ALWAYS CURIOUS AS TO HOW THEY WENT TO LIVE IN CANADA????????? SUBLIME HOT SLUT HOTTIES SHOULD GET THEIR HOT BRITISH ASSES OVER TO LA DOUBLE QUICK.
AMEN,
STIPH, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
You gotta see these dudes to believe them! Somehow even my Mom adores them and all my room mates love them too. They kinda do it do it for all generations! Crazy! I try to watch them on pay TV but I guess if you're in Canada you can see them on cable too. Seems mad they dont have a show here in US, loads of my buddies 'crash' the HGTV site to see their Home Histe show. Way cooler than a load of trash on other networks and they seem to have this crazy ability to dis people and get away with it!!! Now thats kinda unique. Lol!!!! Bring 'em over to the US I say. Let's lobby the network/
And BTW - the bitch slap is crazy funny!
Duane and Sam, slags xoxoxoxo
I love these two, they always make me smile. So sad I don't have pay-TV anymore to watch these two hot sluts make fun of the atrocious canadian interiors.
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?" -Enid
I farted, queefed, and came--all at the same time! Forget the 2 queens, I was thrown by the genius of that woman and her "Bitch slap you" rap song! It's stuck in my head now--"I am gonna bitch slap you; Bitch slap you and you and you"
They're on BBC American and they're awesome. Check your cable listings.
HGTV must air this show NOW!!! This is a hell of a lot better than that Property Virgins cunt.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE them!!!
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Is that the Placenta Bear??
I love them! It's a shame they don't play their show in the US, they rock! Thank God for HGTV Canada! :)
I love these two bitchy queens! I miss their shows since I haven't had cable/satellite for a couple years now.
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Love these guys! Was quite surprised when they started doing their shows from Canada (Toronto). Same with Debbie Travis although she does her shows from Montreal mostly (and *whispers* I don't really like her designs).
We Tivo them all week long and then have marathons on the weekend. I LOVE them. I didn't know they were a couple though..how the hell did I miss that??????????
P.S. Love the new look of the site!!
My God I love these men. I watch their show on HGTV all the time. I used to listen to their Friday night radio show online on the BBC. I would give anyting to sit down and have dinner with these two.
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:58am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:56am.
You kids and your hip new lingo...
what?.. i can't hear you... let me turn up my hearing aid... oh, nevermind.. *turns up Liberace record*
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
I love love LOVE them...they are funny and their designs are awesome.....America is missing out in some amazing designs...
I LOVE COLIN AND JUSTIN!!!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:56am.
You kids and your hip new lingo...
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One study showed that lap dancers get bigger tips at the time of the month when they are most fertile.
I've never heard of them, but now you can bet I'll be watching all the time! Fabulosity!
Bloody brilliant and when they camp it up in a blatant homophobe's house, it's even better.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
And Wiki says:
"As well as being co-hosts, McAllister and Ryan have also been in a relationship for twenty-two years. On 15 February 2008, they had a civil partnership in London in a private ceremony followed by a Caribbean honeymoon."
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Bottom-feeder.
Come to my house any time, MK . . . we always have this show on.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:53am.
I'm picking up a faint vibe that Colin and Justin might do more together than just redesign houses.
football... yeah, that's gotta be it.. they play football together, right?
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"I found out, long ago...
It's a long way down the Holiday Road."
I'm picking up a faint vibe that Colin and Justin might do more together than just redesign houses.
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One study showed that lap dancers get bigger tips at the time of the month when they are most fertile.
Yay I fucking LOVE them!! The best show was an all pink & black house they did for a couple of dykes on bikes who hated pink.... The kitchen had Barbie pink cabinets and stainless steel counters & backsplash, they called it "Butch Meets Bitch" which sounds totally adoro with their accents.
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I've seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke.
-Officer Jay
oh, "married", really? ;)
Oh my god, that other couple in this clip... messssss!
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
Great designers...if you like high-gloss white on every conceivable surface.
They missed their calling - decorating hospitals.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:49am.
I'm surprised y'all don't have this in the states yet. Maybe they're going to make an American version.
I think they used to air it on BBC American. I've definitely seen it before (I didn't recognize until I watched the vid).
FCUK YEAH SCOTTISH ACCENT = MORNING BONERS.
I am a Scottish person and I have a cousin called Colin and I'm ashamed to say I used to tell people, behind his back, that he was Colin from Colin & Justin. The worst part is to this day I'm not even sure which one's Colin and which one's Justin.
Excellent Hot Sluts! I've been in love with these two ever since watching the "Million Pound Property Experiment", where they bought, renovated and sold properties beginning with £100,000 in seed money put up by the BBC. The profits at the end were donated to a children's charity.
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"How very dare you!"
I'm surprised y'all don't have this in the states yet. Maybe they're going to make an American version.
P.S. I like the new look, MK!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Hahahaha at the bitch-slap song!
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Boogie Monster
Fond of the bitchslap song, too. She had me at bald eagle.
I love them. Gay men WITH an accent?! I just got haggier.
I'm not feeling this layout MK!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
The Scottish guys I love. They need to air a show with them here. That being said, I have such an astounding level of secondhand embarrassment for the couple.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
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