Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by Alex222 on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 11:12pm.

Sean Lennon is fugly.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:16am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:02am.
Thanks for the BD wishes...and Slutty...I knew there was something I liked about you...Happy B-day!

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:28pm.

scruffylove> VERY good point. This just looks like porn. The original didn't. It was more of a statement.

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Submitted by megandisaster on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 5:22pm.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE JOHN LENNON ON THERE AT ALL?!?!?!?

Submitted by scruffylove on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 2:35pm.

My issue with this picture is that in the original, John was naked in the fetal position. Yoko was clothed and really in a position of power. I always believed that the pic was showing the male surrendering to the power of the female.

With the roles reversed, it just makes Sean look like a chauvinist ass.

Submitted by Lilo84 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 1:59pm.

Happy B-Day Scott Bakula. I still tend to drool over you.

"Ooh, muffins!"

Submitted by Violet on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:53pm.

Gross, is that Bijou Phillips? nice originality

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Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:34pm.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PJ HARVEY I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR MUSIC , 4EVAH !!!!!!!

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Submitted by original putas on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:31pm.

I love the original, but this picture is all kinds of nasty. Make it go away!

Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 12:18pm.

and Happy Birthday to John Lennon...still feeling his loss :(

Submitted by poshjosh on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:58am.

They should be doing it doggie style instead.

Submitted by Andraya on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:56am.

Oh no the original pic was disturbing enough; a replica is no better, ewwww

Submitted by notreallyworking on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:54am.

I get laid because my dad was a rockstar. You, not so much...

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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:50am.

HBD Sharon Osbourne!

Submitted by menotknow on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:46am.

HB to the dlisters, and sharon osbourne only for giving megan that one smack down.

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:35am.

Happy birfday Slitty! May your lunch hour be filled margaritas and dancing midgets.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:32am.

Happy Birthday to Manimal and Sluttsville!!!!!

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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:28am.

Happy Birthday Polly Jean!

Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:26am.

Scott Bakula = the hottest man on earth to me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:09am.

ESE and DeeDee...thanks!

HB to Sharon Osbourne...she had to be a strong woman to handle that mess that is Ozzy!

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 11:05am.

HB to Guillermo Del Toro. All-around great vision, but Pan's Labyrinth is one of the best films ever. And a HB to the hotness that is PJ.

That photo of Sean and some trick is just one of the saddest and stupidest things ever. Embarrassing even.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:20am.

it's Manny's b-day?!.. *opens champagne*.. *sprays all other b-day sluts*... HAPPY B-DAY, MAN5!!!

*edited*... i got the stripper on the phone... what's your address?!LOL!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 10:09am.

Manimal5 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:10am.

It's your birthday, too? Happy birthday Mani! I hope you have a couple of birthday drinks this evening....or this morning.

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Submitted by Anonihmuss on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:48am.

Jesus. Do photographers have any original ideas any more? It was interesting when his parents did it back in 1980.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:40am.

Submitted by LettucePrey on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:01am.
Ummmm, HELLO....it's JOHN LENNON'S birthday today.

Yes, I also share the same birthday, John would have been 69 today! HB to Sean and John!

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:39am.

Submitted by LettucePrey on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:01am.

Ummmm, HELLO....it's JOHN LENNON'S birthday today.

Both born on the same day. Fairly random.

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Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:38am.

Happy birthday Sharon Osbourne.

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Submitted by LettucePrey on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:31am.

Ummmm, HELLO....it's JOHN LENNON'S birthday today.

Just sayin'.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:29am.

Does this bitch have one leg?!?!

Stay away Sean!!!!

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:26am.

Sean got his mom's musical talent and his dad's last name.

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Submitted by omar on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:23am.

Sean Lennon's piece looks just like Natassia Kinski.

Happy Birthday, PJ! I've never seen so much power in such a small person. She's f*cking awesome...

All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 9:06am.

what's the big deal about sean lennon? he's accomplished NOTHING his entire life and just lives all his inheritance.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:59am.

Eh, nice try w. the pic, but FAIL.

And yeah, Julian got a raw deal...not Sean's fault, of course, but still. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:50am.

Wow. Hot pic.

HB, hos!

PS. Nice work on the buttons, MK:)

PPS Happy Birthday, missy!!!

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:31am.

Happy Happy Birthday Missy!!! <3

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:27am.

That's a fugly pic o'Sean. I work w/a guy who looks just like him but is far better looking. What kind of weird life has Sean had, eh?

"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:23am.

hb Guillermo Del Toro, Pan's Labyrinth was hella gnar

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:22am.

Submitted by Bella on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:25am.

Happy birthday to PJ Harvey, Guillermo Del Toro and Tony Shalhoub.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:19am.

LOL Pleco! Avie! John O'Hurley bleh. Funny character on Seinfeld, but bleh.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:15am.

Mmmmm love me some Scott Bakula! He very nearly stole The Informant! from Matt Damon....

Re: Sean Lennon. I think the pic is tacky. So much attention was paid him and virtually none to Julian. Sean got most of the money, too. WTG, Yoko.

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:09am.

Sean, Sean, Sean. You're supposed to be curled around *her*. Oh well, happy birthday to you. Your daddy would have been 69 today. I still miss him!

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:02am.

Sean Lennon is looking strange in the face in this pic, but happy birthday to him nonetheless, and to PJ Harvey. I love that woman.

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- Kathy Griffin

Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 8:01am.

Happy B-day PJ Harvey and Jackson Browne!

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:58am.

Happy birthday Guillermo Del Toro! I can't wait to see "The Hobbit."

And a very Happy Birthday to our lovely Missy! I hope you have an extra slutty day. ♥♥

Mornin' MK ♥ I lubs the new layout.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:58am.

PJ Harvey is my #1 whore. Been a fan for about 10 years now, taught myself to play guitar because of her, got her to sign a CD back in like 2000, saw her earlier this year in NYC, she looks pretty fucking good for 40 ya know.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:56am.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 7:24am.
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Yeah, I was thinking about the pic of his parents too!
Happy birthday, sluts!