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Luke Perry (44)
Michelle Trachtenberg (24)
Emily Deschanel (33)
MC Lyte (38)
Constance Zimmer (39)
Stephen Moyer (40)
Jane Krakowski (41)
Artie Lange (42)
Sean Patrick Flannery (44)
Joan Cusack (47)
Dawn French (52)
Stephen Spinella (53)
David Morse (56)
Elmore Leonard (84)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by The Admiral on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:12pm.

A huge HUGE HUGE Happy Birthday to Dawn French, a.k.a. The Queen of Wales, Catherine Spartacus Zeta Douglas Jones.

Graduate of the Joan Crawford School of BITCH.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:10am.

@blah blah blah:Luke looks alcoholic. I never saw what the appeal was with this guy he always seemed to be posing or in a coma.

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Not to mention he was balding in high school.

Submitted by loving cool on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:09am.

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Submitted by blah blah blah on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 2:03am.

Luke looks alcoholic. I never saw what the appeal was with this guy he always seemed to be posing or in a coma.

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 12:15am.

I'm getting a Russell Crowe vibe from Luke...also, he looks haggard and old, which is rather upsetting since we're the same age.

Not good.

Submitted by misfitwendy on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 8:26pm.

what the hell happen to him he looks like butt!

Submitted by gines on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:54pm.

luke perry's lookin a little beat, but i do appreciate his taz tie. cute.

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you seem spritely.

Submitted by darkieamina on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:40pm.

I love David Morse! Remember his tv show Hack and those leather jackets he use to wear. OMG HOTTT!!!!

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:35pm.

Elmore Leonard! The man can write! All hail to the master from Detroit.

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Submitted by joan cusack on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 2:11pm.

Well, what do you know? I didn't realise it was my birthday today

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:18pm.

some good people today......HB!

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Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:13pm.

Happy birthday Joan, Lyte, Jane (Parsippany represent!), Dylan Mckay, and Vampire "dis birfday is MAAAAHN!" Beeeeeeehl. Good batch of birthday sluts!

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 12:01pm.

Happy birthday I guess, Hobo 90210.

Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:45am.

Luke Perry looks done! Damn, rough 44.
Emily Deschanel (33)
Stephen Moyer (40)
Jane Krakowski (41)
Sean Patrick Flannery (44)
Joan Cusack (47)
Dawn French (52)
Stephen Spinella (53)
Elmore Leonard (84)
What a talented and diverse birthday set.

Happy day to Leonard, Krakowski, Cusack and French!!!

Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 11:03am.

when did Luke Perry start looking like Bruce Springsteen?

glad to see all the Lyte love! BK woot woot!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:16am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTIE YOU FAT FUCK YOU FAT FUCK YOU FAT FUCK ARRIVEDERCI YOU COCKSUCKA

I saw him at The Stress Factory in New Brunswick years ago, show was great.

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:09am.

Artie Lange is a year younger than I am???

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Submitted by otcandace on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 10:07am.

Wow...I think someone is lying about his age. Wasn't luke dang near 30 when he was cheatin on my girl Brenda?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:54am.

Happy BD to Dawn French, you funny, funny slut!

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by ja_guide on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:51am.

Happy birthday MC Lyte.

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Submitted by lovemyboy on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:45am.

Damn Luke Perry is looking a little rough for 44!

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:39am.

HB Dawn French. Luke Perry is 9021NO! or 90210LD

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:35am.

HB Dawn French. Wish you would have chosen her, the very first AbFab "Saffy".

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 9:35am.

HB Dawn French and Joan Cusack. I love the Cusacks siblings. And HB to Elmore..who is described as being "No Flaubert..thankfully" in this National Post article. (I lurves Flaubert, but won't hold it against Elmore)

http://www.elmoreleonard.com/index.php?/weblog/elmore_is_no_flaubert_tha...

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