Middle-Aged Ladies On Muni Gone Wild!
The next time (aka today after work) you get into fight of words and slaps with a fellow traveler on public transportation, just know that someone could be filming that shit! Make sure you look hot. Thankfully, this battle over a bus seat on San Francisco's Muni was captured on a dude's cell phone.
Apparently, the two ladies were fighting over a seat (aren't they always) when shit got really real! Basically, the argument consisted of the words: fuck, you, stupid, bitch. It's like I wrote the dialogue for this fight. Those are really the only words you know when you're battling a bitch over a seat!
After they blew air kisses at each other for a while, the fists started flying! AND HOW! I'm pretty sure I saw the Asian lady deliver a drop kick on the other chick. Damn. That is some Mortal Kombat shit. Level her up! The Fight Queen of Muni!
When video of the fight made its way on to YouTube, Muni said they are investigating the incident. They said the bus operator should have notified the SFPD about the fight, but they did not. That's because the bus driver was probably too busy betting on a winner.
VIA SFist
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wow what a beat down, i thought that asian lady would have got the dirty rotten beating but i was wrong
Sister should never slap an Asian person. They start doing Kung Fu in the womb!
This is some crazy shit. I live right outside SF and take the train into Oakland everyday, but I've never witnessed anything like this. I guess all the action is on the Muni. Some flying fucking drama there.
That's why my ass learned long ago, keep your eyes and hands to yourself and you won't get beat like a little bitch.
Ok, Is 5pm, I was waiting to start drinking!!!!
I wanted to start as soon as I got home, but I felt guilty, it was 2.30 pm
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
She was the Wong person to fuk with...
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We have those same ones up here in Vancouver. When you are trying to get off the skytrain they will stand right in front of the doors and shove their way through rather than waiting for people to get off. They also like to push their way to the front on the platforms too. I had one almost push me onto the tracks.
They also like to pretend they don't know english....So, not really sure what they are doing in Canada when they don't even speak our language. When you visit other countries you are expected to abide by the customs and shit, but the asians don't give a fuck about that in Canada.
*reports self*
Submitted by RainbowBrite on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:44pm.
Also a Muni rider here and all I have to say is that the Asians are the worst! They will push, shove and cut a bitch in a heartbeat. Their sense of entitlement on Muni is unreal.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:44pm.
Im not positive about this, but our east coast asians don't sound like your SF asians. I don't remember observing them farting, blowing snot etc.
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Being from the East Coast as well I know what you mean. The racial tension with Asians doesn't seem to be as intense here, or intense at all. It seems to be so in SF. However, my dad worked in Chinatown (NYC) for years and described the snot blowing, farting Asians, so I think it is related to how far they are removed from their native land/culture. I guess I was more exposed to second generation/Americanized Asians.
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
If that bus was full of black people you can bet they would have all jumped on the Asian lady.
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Highly doubtful. Black folks actually get the popo called on them even for no reason.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:51pm.
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OMG SO RACIST. REPORTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUH
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*smothers suckandfuck with love and kegels*
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Trini on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:24pm.
I guess so, cause they discontinued the bus service here. Other counties here are getting the high speed train and we don't have ONE fucking public transportation system.
One of the county commissioners (who voted it out) owns half of the local cab company here..... ;) Good Ole Boys network here in Hernando County, FL.
jt
well thank god that shit happened in sophisticated, civilized SanFran and not here in NYC, 'cos we'd never hear the end of what a disgusting city we live in!
Ahhh. Thanks for the memories MK. I grew up in SF and witnessed many a seat fight on the L Taravel to city college.P.S. Never mess with a SF Asian lol
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Also a Muni rider here and all I have to say is that the Asians are the worst! They will push, shove and cut a bitch in a heartbeat. Their sense of entitlement on Muni is unreal
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SO TRUE.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:51pm.
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OMG SO RACIST. REPORTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUH
Ditto to all the peeps who ride the Chinatown bus!!
Query: If that was an Oakland bus ride and she was the only Asian, would it have gone down like that?
I think not.
Oh man, I love SF but cannot stand the Chinatown bus.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." Michael K.
Okay, I'm going to stand on the soapbox for a Noo Yawk minute.
Uncouth behavior knows no race. However, I do believe there is a definite problem with many immigrants not assimilating into the host country's customs and mores. I mean, sure, you can keep your original country's customs and what not, but I do think it's quite rude - not to mention problematic - when they actively refuse to integrate by not learning the language or what constitutes acceptable behavior in their new country of residence.
*slips off soapbox, pratfalls onto sidewalk*
Grrrhhh...whose snot was that?!?!
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Bottom-feeder.
My mother-in-law is Asian, she rides Muni all the time, and she always sneaks in through the back door. BTW, she was visiting me last night, and farted, like, an inch away from my head. I was so grossed out and bothered, she just said "oh, I farted".
i'm not trying to make this a race thing but i have observed numerous times when people blatantly sneak on the MUNI bus/can't pay and if the driver is of the same race it's fine but different race you get your ass YELLED at...and i've been on MUNI when people get into a physical altercation and the driver does nothing and everybody eggs it on...my only good story about MUNI is that mr.koko was so drunk one time that he threw up on the bus (on himself and the floor not anyone else) and the bus had to pull over, everyone had to get off and a couple people chased him telling him they were going to kill him...
Ni-Hao Kai-Lan is the only thing I watch that is Chinese.
Spread the peace mothaf***kas of all races.
Glad I live in a tropical place where no bitches fight because of racism shit. We dont have an army.
These women, grown up women...should mature. For the love of...croissants and coconuts GROW UP!!
2 days of racism shit is enough at the D! I'm out for real til later.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:43pm.
We have talked about my cheap ass boss who keeps me on dial-up...so, I can't look at this until I get home, you know, out of the dark ages.
But, I hate people fighting...it stresses me out. Here is the fucked up thing: it would stress me out so bad, I would have to start slappin' people!
I know, I need help.
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hugs y'all.
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oh miss Jane you have not been here long enuf
soon you'll be bitchfighting like the rest of us
lol maybe not but I have gotten in my share of war of words more so when I lived in the bx and it was necessarry to let people know I was not the white chock they wanted to fuck wid
once in the port authority this fat white cunt was really trying to start shit and I lost it and WENT for her
a pr guy literally caught me in mid air and was all mami U don't wanna do that
thank god since i had a shitload of weed on me YIKES!
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
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Okay, that was kind of funny. But never underestimate the amount of boiling rage in a middle aged Asian woman. She's probably been doing some shitty ass job cleaning up chicken guts and wiping the poop of white tourists off a restaurant toilet seat all day. And don't underestimate the amount of hatred and contempt an Asian has for blacks in a big city, and vice versa. Not that it's right--it's just there. Wish I knew who started that fight though.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:36pm.
Call me old fashioned but when did it become socially acceptable for women to fight and scream at each other in public? I know it happens all the time but...act like ladies, come on!
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I say, I quite agree, MissJane! How terribly upsetting to see grown women making such public spectacles of themselves! Why, if those were my grandmothers, one would simply "accidentally" spill her chamomile tea over the other's bodice, while the other would discreetly stab her in the neck with a hatpin.
Ahahahahahaha!! That was good, Pleco.
I live an hour or so from SF. Only been to China Town ONCE. COUDN'T TAKE IT! Rude people, crowded sidewalks, weird dead animals infront of shops, millions of ivory and jade figurienes with anatomically correct genitellia.
The Chinese are pervs!
When you are on the bus 99% of the time there is that one dude with the walkman from 1984 yapping to the driver about something.
Also a Muni rider here and all I have to say is that the Asians are the worst! They will push, shove and cut a bitch in a heartbeat. Their sense of entitlement on Muni is unreal.
Sorry for the double post, it just pissed me off that I had to post it twice to get my point across.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:40pm.
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I love you, Pleco!
Also a Muni rider here and all I have to say is that the Asians are the worst! They will push, shove and cut a bitch in a heartbeat. Their sense of entitlement on Muni is unreal.
*hugz MJT*
Just ribbin' you. And yes, it was tacky - but frightfully amusing.
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Bottom-feeder.
I was on Muni once and this guy tried to get on the bus without paying, but the driver wouldn't let him on. He screamed at the driver "I'm a San Francisco native AND a rock star!!!". The Muni driver still didn't let him on the bus.
Thank god I no longer need to take Muni.
Im not positive about this, but our east coast asians don't sound like your SF asians. I don't remember observing them farting, blowing snot etc.
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We have talked about my cheap ass boss who keeps me on dial-up...so, I can't look at this until I get home, you know, out of the dark ages.
But, I hate people fighting...it stresses me out. Here is the fucked up thing: it would stress me out so bad, I would have to start slappin' people!
I know, I need help.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I hate fights that have one person being held back for a couple of seconds when the other person is free to punch you in the face. I saw a fight like that in the subway station. Two grown ass women fighting and in the middle of it one person decided to break it up and held one of them, meanwhile no one was holding back the other lady so she got in like 4 quick punches. I would be so pissed if I'm the person being held back while some chic can punch with ease.
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:41pm.
If that bus was full of black people you can bet they would have all jumped on the Asian lady.
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Indeed, but the black lady was in the wrong 'hood.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:40pm
I know you are making fun of me, but whatever ;) I mean I've done some pretty unlady like things...but fighting... how tacky!???
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
BUS RAGE.
How about how all the old-school asians blow their snot right out onto the sidewalk? I used to always tell them how gross they were being, but I'm sure no one understood me.
And when you walk through Chinatown right when it's starting to rain, the sidewalks get dangerously slick from all the snot people blow onto the ground, mixed in with the dead chicken/fish juice. It's just unbelievably disgusting there.
If that bus was full of black people you can bet they would have all jumped on the Asian lady.
OMG! Not the Latinos and blacks! I'd rather die!
*slips into white hood*
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wow Mortal Combat chinese lady owned the black woman.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:36pm.
Call me old fashioned but when did it become socially acceptable for women to fight and scream at each other in public? I know it happens all the time but...act like ladies, come on!
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I say, I quite agree, MissJane! How terribly upsetting to see grown women making such public spectacles of themselves! Why, if those were my grandmothers, one would simply "accidentally" spill her chamomile tea over the other's bodice, while the other would discreetly stab her in the neck with a hatpin.
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Bottom-feeder.
Did I see this shit right? The black gal is telling the asian lady to hit her, they keep going back and forth with the tell-off-a-thon, then the black gal decks the asian lady and proceeds to get her ass kicked by the asian lady who appears twice her age.
That had to be fun to watch in person.
Frickin' whack-ass psychos walking the streets and riding the damn MUNI, too.
Be careful whatchu invite, big, bad momma. You gotcher shit served.
Ugh I hate it when I lose my cool and end up being in a confrontation with some stranger over a parking spot, or a place in the line... you NEVER win, you both look like assholes. I've never been in a fist fight with anyone though...
Haha. Bitch got what she first. She hit her first.
Holy cow. I hope this doesn't turn into a racial thing.
You people wondering why there are so many Asians.....um, this is CHINA TOWN!
FUCKEW FUCKEW FUCKEW
U STUPID U STUPID!
Submitted by Trini on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:28pm.
That bus was filled with Asians...I didn't know SF had so many.
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Call me old fashioned but when did it become socially acceptable for women to fight and scream at each other in public? I know it happens all the time but this shit is appalling. I am so getting flamed for this comment...but act like ladies, come on!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009