Afternoon Crumbs
Shauna Sand + Lucite + Plastic Hair Clip + Dirty LV Bag + A Bag of Milk = Elegance Personified - Hollywood Rag
This must be a record: George Clooney still has the same piece - Lainey Gossip
Steven Tyler is looking HOT in his swimsuit (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Why isn't CoCo's ass a permanent Twitter trending topic? - Hollywood Tuna
I see we're exporting our annoying famewhores to South Africa now - Egotastic!
Guy Ritchie does have a point - Holy Moly!
Levi Johnston is preparing for his Playgirl shoot by hitting the gym six times a week. Um, shouldn't be preparing by hitting the penis pump 7 days a week? - Towleroad
JHud and Punk's baby friend - Just Jared
Nicole Eggert still looks a million times hotter than Pamela Anderson - Popoholic
What in kadooze hell is Peter Facinelli doing with Jill Zarin? - Popsugar
Feminem kind of looks like ScarJo - Cityrag
Hos I want to party with: Stephanie Seymour - Popeater
Sideshow Bob gets all the chicks - Socialite Life
This is news: Miley Cyrus has quit Twitter - I'm Not Obsessed
Miley should take Noah with her - Celebitchy
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kelly bensimon (or however the fuck you spell it) makes me want to scratch all my skin off...she is so gross to me...at the same time i have no such urge to do when i look at coco t and the luscious shauna sand and her sagging inplants...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
*double post*
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Noah Cyrus has a serious case of white trash face. Poor kid.
You forgot to mention Shauna's sagged to the belly implants. VERY elegant!
I am so glad to read there are others that agree that LV is butt fucking ugly.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:25pm
I use those in my hair. :(
But it's pretty long and thick, so it looks normal. It's the only thing that seems to support my hair and makes it look groomed when it's tied back.
Facial hair's an improvement for Eminem.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by putas: "Maybe I'm scarred from seeing so many broke women tote around the ridiculously ugly Louis Vuitton bags but she looks awful. Vuitton makes the most hideous shit ever."
This is my pet peeve, too. Although my friend's mom gave her some vintage Vuitton bags from the 70s which ooze class. Of course she is otherwise well-dressed and has money so it "goes" with her whole look. My MIL has an Epi leather bag which is very nice and doesn't have the logo plastered all over it, and she is as chic as any Parisian, so it makes sense on her, too.
But when I see these tawdry bitches carrying the really flashy LV stuff, I have to laugh. They're not fooling anyone into thinking they're jet-setting heiresses or anything.
Maybe I'm scarred from seeing so many broke women tote around the ridiculously ugly Louis Vuitton bags but she looks awful. Vuitton makes the most hideous shit ever. I'll bet she wears that fucking thing out with an 'evening gown' as well. Giant clunky bag to a cocktail event. No clue.
Congratulations J-Hud and Punk!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
I'm starting to think those are her feet and not shoes.
Sideshow Bob, gotta love it with all my heart! Best additional character on The Simpson's EVER!
Shauna is completely disgusting from her monkey face to her duck lips to her saggy plastic breasts to her lucite heels. She's the government cheese version of Barbie.
For someone who can't quit whining about how self-conscious she is, Kim Kardashian sure has no problems posing in a bikini for every other photoshoot.
Fake crybaby twit.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Well, cute in a "haha she makes all those funny faces" way, but otherwise, she'll be ugly, the one who failed there is her mother, cause her dad, I'd hit it.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:50pm.
@ theboy:
That's cute?
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
What! No comments about Georgie Porgie? Here's one -- you're looking really old girlfriend.
I'm sorry, but Noah Cyrus is fug. And those pics are totally inappropriate for a 9-year-old. And who the hell names a little girl "Noah"?
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Shouldn't the lucite heels be more of a special occasion kind of thing? Like, "okay, honey, tonight you're the business man from out of town and I'm the trashy, slutty stranger at the bar that you take home and fuck the shit out of" and not "I'm going to do everything from picking up the drycleaning in my slob outfit to attending the PTA meeting in these stupid things". Then they look forward to seeing the lucite heels come out. Small doses, chickie.
Good thing Miley is only 17. She still has time to learn that you don't just do everything your boyfriend tells you to do. Jeesh!
You guys are so right! Vadge looks bad now, but looked differently bad in the pic with Guy. Turning 50 hit that bitch hard so that she spent a fortune on surgery and buying the younger Baby Jesus. It's kind of sad that someone so rich is still so insecure.
Eminem looks perfect in all those shots but is a dead ringer for Christina.
I wonder how long until Noah gets a nose job? Girl will def grow up to be ugly. And 9 seems too young to be slutting it up like she does. I don't have kids, so am I just being a prude? Horz here with children, would you please give me your opinion?
Don't watch the Real Housewives shows, but is Kelly Binsimon the one MK posted before with the battling tits? Cuz they sure look wonky to me in this pic.
I know this is mean, but Jennifer Hudson's kid has the face of a 45-year-old man. And she blathers on and on about being able to hide her pregnancy so long. Girl, YOU'RE FAT, that's why! And we still knew you were preggers.
Speaking of pregnant, yeah, I thought The Empress was preggers at first glance, too.
To think that Lorenzo left his wife for that retard in a track suit with 6 inch heels. How the hell did he think it'd be a good idea to have 3 kids with an imbecile?
Does that tired whore SLEEP in those stupid plastic shoes? She looks like a cheap knock off Barbie from the Dollar Tree. Her kids must feel such shame.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I have cloth shopping bags and I always forget to bring the with me when I go shopping.
I know that Noah Cyrus is only nine and I shouldn't snark on her--- but that poor child looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan. Seriously, it's cartoon flat.
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"How very dare you!"
Madonna looks like she's got something in her mouth in the pic.
@ theboy:
That's cute?
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Bottom-feeder.
Ok, hate me...Noah Cirrus is cute 'cause she's nine, and 'cause everybody is cute compared to her sister, but when she grows up, with that face, I can only tell she'll be very ugly.
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
Fuck that bitch.
I didn't know who it was when I first glanced at the picture but I thought whomever it was, she was pregnant.
Now I see it was her boobs!!
Look at the first pic again and see what I mean!!
How she hasn't managed to snap those twig legs of hers on those stilts is beyond me.
Oh and she looks stepfordy catatonic-like..
Jack's wife really needs to use cloth shopping bags.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Shauna's girls are getting big. They seem oddly normal, but wonder how they turn out. Hope MK is around to record their first steps in Lucite.
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
Duck-lipped mouth breather.
Wait, theres an FHM South Africa? Really?
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No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am.
WOW, I guess I realized Madonna had work done, but until I looked back on that picture of her with Guy, I didn't totally realize the extent of it. DAMN, she looks like a totally different person - not just younger but completely different.
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Noah looks like a little inbred prostitute. What the hell is up with a 9 year old (or however old she is) doing sexy kissy faces, kissing on a girlfriend, and possibly lifting up her shirt!?
Nicole Eggert is still pretty in the face.
Where the hell does Coco find jeans to fit her?!!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Why are they almost touching her stomach!?
Oh and P.S. Miss Sands, those clips are for separating hair during a haircut you twat. Kthxbye.
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:10pm.
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And Kenny Chesney
too! Ha!
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He's very versatile. It's why I luvs him:)...well, loved, maybe...let's see if he can put some shit out that doesn't bore or confuse me...(Bully is the best thing released recently and it's not officially released)...*sigh*...please don't fade away Em...
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Miley Cyrus "quit" Twitter probably because Disney said Like hell you're doing something online free.
How can her kids NOT be ashamed to be SEEN with her?!
Shit, when I was little I died a thousand deaths if my mom came to the pool in her skirted mom swimsuit without a coverup!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:15pm.
Vadge looked so much older when she was with Guy!
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Yeah, well she spent the last year of their marriage getting massive amounts of plastic surgery so...
She totally had this planned from ages ago. And I just KNOW that when she presented Guy with the idea of "coming back" she did it in a way that suggested he could "comeback" with her if he wanted to but he'd prolly just be cramping her style anyway;p
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Noah Cyrus looks like a 70 year-old hillbilly grandma with no teeth.
I swear to God I'm gonna buy Shauna a fucking pair of tennies & SOCKS. Does she wear lucite to the effin gym too??? GAH Oh and someone needs to slap that little Cyrus kid, I HATE THOSE SQUISHY MYSPACE FACES!!!!! It's NOT cute you little brat!!!!!
Ahhh I feel so much better LOL!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
You know those silk-screened Tuxedo T-shirts?
CoCo needs to have a silk-screened camel toe on all of her dresses.
It just ain't right.
@snowy: True! Or maybe the cheek implants hadn't quite settled in yet.
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Bottom-feeder.
I loved the Nicole Eggert film. Kudos for her for doing this and poking fun at her weight gain. She still looks great!
Vadge looked so much older when she was with Guy!
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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The ugly sister on Charles in Charge blows away nicole eggert now...
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:10pm.
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And Kenny Chesney too! Ha!
Fake titties sag like that?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan