Douche Battle Royale: The Video
Over a month ago, Joe Francis and Brody Jenner's girlfriend Jayde Nicole got into a fight in the early morning hours at a night club in Los Angeles. It's still shocking that Jon Gosselin was not involved in this showdown of the assholes.
Jayde filed a $1 million lawsuit against Joe claiming she suffered multiple injuries including a black eye, swollen face, bruises all over her body and emotional distress. Well, here's the video courtesy of Radar!
Jayde says that in the video, she spots Joe trying to dry hump on one of her girlfriends. Jayde decided Joe needed to be cooled down, so she poured her glass of the sweet nectar all over him. Usually, alcohol makes a tampon soggy, but it only made Joe stronger. The dick bag flew into a rage, grabbed Jayde by the hair and pulled her through the crowd. It only took a quick second for a bunch of dudes to take Joe down and throw him out of the club. Jayde said she was left traumatized by the whole incident.
Now, I don't know if Joe Francis should be jailed for life for this, but I do know that he should be jailed for life for being Joe Francis. I also know that this clip could be used as advertising for whoever does Jayde's weave, because I didn't seen even one track flying.
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Jayde hit him first and who knows what she said along with it. What? Just because she's a girl he shouldn't hit her back? They both were drinking and she went out of her way to attack him so fuck her. Bitch should have kept her hands to herself. If I was on the jury, I would make her pay him for this shit.
thats it?
Obviously he shouldn't have done that but,
I don't see how she deserves $1 million for that.
Greedy opportunist.
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I'm just wondering why Chris Brown is a "monster" and Joe Francis 'ended it'. WTF? I get that there is a difference in level of visible injury caused by each. However, too many people are coming to the defense of Francis, who has a history of taking advantage of women. When Brown had no known history of violence. I'm just saying...
And violence is NEVER acceptable.
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Man up bitch and order yourself a black jack, water back. Put some hair on your chest for round two.
This woman posed for Playboy? She isn't even pretty.
What are the prerequisites to pose for Playboy?
-Fake tits
-Little to no pubic hair
-Flat stomach
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Jayde Nicole will be the poor man's Pamela Andersion version 2.0
From Canada? Check
Posed nude for Playboy? Check
Getting by in life due to her "good looks"? Check
I'm Canadian and I take pride when a fellow Canadian becomes famous, or does something great that is recognized throughout North America, or even world wide.. However, posing for Playboy at the insistence of your own mother doesn't mean you're destined for fame Jayde!! Oh and ps, your fifteen minutes are up!
Let this 56-year-old female comment on this. Apparently, Joe Francis was just minding his own business while walking near this wannabe female person and she decides to be judge-and-jury and dump a drink on him, thinking that she won't be caught, but SURPRISE, bitch got caught because she wasn't quick enough to get the glass back to the bar. Perhaps, as Joe said, he got his hand caught in her extensions. From what I have seen, that fake hair looks like it knots up quite well, and most females this age in HOllywood don't seem to keep their hair, real and otherwise, in good condition. I hope it all works out well for Joe, because it is bitches like that female and assholes like her "boyfriend" that made Joe Francis the wealthy target he is today.
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Submitted by iverge on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:22pm.
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Men shouldn't hit women. Period.
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'Cept for love taps. Those are fun;p
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I think that "Jayde Nicole" (I doubt that's her real name) was fishing for a fight as much as Joe Francis was. Should she have let him perve on her friend? No, but wouldn't a simple "fuck off" suffice?
I can even understand if she threw the drink onto him after warning him several times, but she didn't even try to be the adult in the situation, so she just dumped the drink on him anyway.
I also think that Joe Francis' reaction was despicable. If someone dumps a drink onto you, you curse them out or you return the favor...but come on, everyone knows what Joe Francis is recognized for. Almost everyone knows that he is generally abusive and films underaged drunk chicks for a living.
Where's the common sense? She seriously thought that by throwing a drink at this violent low-rent that he'd back away with his tail in between his legs? Yeah fucking right! He's an angry creep, and doing that only made him angrier. I also think it's possible that he made a move on her friend just to cause a fight in the first place, and that she took the bait.
So she's a dumbass (surprise?), and he's a violent son of a bitch who planned this whole thing all along. I hope he feels like a man while he's still able to, because let's see him try to prove how masculine he is when he's someone's prison bitch. Bye-bye testosterone.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by iverge on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 3:22pm.
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Men shouldn't hit women. Period.
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Mira, I personally hate Joe Francis and think she should've poured acid, not alcohol over his head. Whatever the situation is, you can bet Joe Francis is always guilty. For all we know, he can have underage video of her naked or blowing one of his friends. Joe Francis is a vile mofo. Don't ever assume he's innocent. Ever.
Bitch wouldn't be so "traumatized" if she wasn't such a dirty low class cunt that has to go around pouring drinks on people. What entitles her to that behavior, just because she has a vagina and 2 plastic boobs???? If a man did this he would EXPECT a woop ass to take place after...so she should expect the same.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 10/08/2009
UM RETARD. She has 2 arms like every other human being she clearly pushes him with her left hand and pours the drink on his back with her right. Geesh. even with video evidence you people are still in denial. I guess people can't accept the female NOT being the "victim"
1. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Don't call me a retard.
2. Watch the video closely, it's not her fucking arm. Her body is turned in a way where it can't be her arm.
3. I never said she was a victim, I personally think the bitch had it coming. You can't assume that people won't retaliate just because you're a girl, people are crazy.
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Men shouldn't hit women. Period.
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NO ONE SHOULD HIT ANYONE. PERIOD.
That bitch got what she deserved.. her ass beat down! She started the confrontation and he ended it.
Ladies, know this if you are gonna do something stupid like she did or worse to a guy expect the same in return. I don't give a shit what you are girl, guy, tranny if you hit me you are gonna get it right back.
Agree with cabbagehead - it would have been hilarious if he had poured a beer on HER head too and watched her weave disintegrate and her mascara run in rivers down her dumb face. These "celebrities" (gag) are nothing but a joke and a waste of space. Just go away, all of you.
Throw them both in jail and throw away the key.
Submitted by moriah on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 2:26pm.
That piece of shit whorebag bitch deserved what she got. I think it's a shame that Joe didn't get a chance to give her a kick in the cunt before being taken down by the douche bag patrol
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You just reminded my of Mike Myers doing exactly that to Amanda Plummer in "I Married An Axe Murderer."
I laughed so hard I think I split two hernias.
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Bottom-feeder.
That piece of shit whorebag bitch deserved what she got. I think it's a shame that Joe didn't get a chance to give her a kick in the cunt before being taken down by the douche bag patrol.
Anyone else think that there is more to this story then Jayde whoever spotting the douche and just on a whim decided to throw a drink on him?
C'mon ..... this is Joe Francis we're talking about. Let your imagination roam a bit - think of all the nasty, vile, despicable things someone like Joe Francis would/could/and has done just for the hell of it. I bet there is a story behind that drink.
This douchebag had it coming...
OMG. What she didn't wasn't even THAT twatty. Wasting a good drink is more twatty than actually causing it to land on Joe Francis. But Joe Francis? That guy needs to be locked up forever. If that's his reaction to a girly spilling a drink on his shoulder then he's got MAJOR problems. He's lucky that's not my hair he grabbed becuz ruptured testicles would have been one of them.
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Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:50pm.
Oh yeah and I just watched it again, her "drink pouring arm" is still in the air when the other person pushes his head, so its not her.
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UM RETARD. She has 2 arms like every other human being she clearly pushes him with her left hand and pours the drink on his back with her right. Geesh. even with video evidence you people are still in denial. I guess people can't accept the female NOT being the "victim"
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Men shouldn't hit women. Period.
Either call her a bitch to her face, throw a drink on her dress or get your female friend to kick her ass.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:50pm.
Oh yeah and I just watched it again, her "drink pouring arm" is still in the air when the other person pushes his head, so its not her.
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A million bucks? Fuck off bitch.
Can we just kick both these useless twatwaffles down an empty well and call it a day??
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:50pm.
Theres the link to the video and NOT only did she pour a drink on him but she CLEARLY pushes the back of his head.
There is no way she pushed his head. If you look closely, she's too far away, unless, as I said below, she has Inspector Gadget Arms.
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Theres the link to the video and NOT only did she pour a drink on him but she CLEARLY pushes the back of his head.
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Francis is a douche and Jayde is a twat. They go perfectly together and as a token of my esteem I will spring for the handbasket if they go to hell already.
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Bottom-feeder.
Joe Francis is gross, but that STD filled skank was stupid for throwing a drink on someone much bigger and stronger then her in the first place.
Behold the power of cocktails, self entitlement and the "he won't hit me I'm a girl" mentality.
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Guess you gotta go directly to Radar online to see the clip. I can't see that Joe Francis was hitting on anyone that led to the drink being poured down his back, but I will say this guy waaaaaaaay crossed the line in his reaction. I don't think what she did called for that kind of a reaction on his part. I thought his reaction was pretty violent under the circumstances.
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I honestly don't understand the logic of some of you! Your basically saying just because she is female that she has the right to touch someone and not expect to be touched? I'm sorry but it doesn't matter what sex you are you have no right to antagonize someone. I am no way advocating violence because I think fighting in general is animalistic behavior that doesn't belong to civilized beings but I also don't believe just because someone happens to have a vagina that they are therefore "untouchable" even when they are the ones starting the fight.
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Video's still up on Radar, y'all.
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Bottom-feeder.
Is Joe Francis a guy or a girl?
He's giving off a definite "Pat/SNL" vibe...
Sigh once again UselessTube pulls the plug on the video before I can view. Sigh. Boycott YouTube!
I'm going to assume this guy will be in many stooopid situations for a long time. He has that law of stoopid shit attraction going for him.
god here we go again with the 'bitch deserved it' bullshit.
she poured a drink, big fucking whoop. he should have just poured a beer on her to retaliate, not fucking grab her by the hair and drag her around like some fucking caveman.
it would have been a lot funnier and in my opinion, acceptable if he poured a beer or something over her head back. but hitting? no. that ain't no self defense, y'all.
Ya know what? Joe Francis is a fuckface, but if someone had poured a drink on me, unprovoked, I'd probably be pissed.
If you watch the video, it looks like he's just walking through the crowd. She saw him coming and prepared to throw a drink on him. Just because you're cute and a girl doesn't mean you can provoke a fight and that you're untouchable and that there is no repercussions. People are fucking crazy, whether you are a girl or not, you shouldn't ASSUME that you're not going to get your ass kicked. You never know what people will do.
That being said, Joe Francis shouldn't have responded the way that he did. She didn't hit him (in the video, that is clearly someone else's hand pushing his head, unless she has Inspector Gadget arms) and therefore he shouldn't have hit her.
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I think this girl is a cunt for throwing her drink on this dude but, i think his response was a wee bit dramatic. Needless to say that you cant do something shitty without expecting something in return.
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Yes Joe Francis is a complete ass-clown and shouldn't have touched her. However, I have zero sympathy for any woman who throws drinks, hits, slaps, kicks - whatever the case - and is surprised when someone retaliates. You reap what you sow (thanks grandma!).
@ cuchini:
Angelina doesn't have a husband.
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Bottom-feeder.
What the fuck is wrong with this dude? I mean my brother has gotten his ass kicked by women and he had never lifted a finger except to defend himself.
On the other hand, what the hell is wrong with this bitch? I so dislike women that think they can go around bitch slapping men and throwing drinks at their faces thinking that nothing can happen to them because they are women.
I think the dude should've handled it better but at least I am sure that drink wasting ho will think twice before she throws a drink at someone for no reason other than that she felt like it.
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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by cuchini on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:52pm.
jayde nicole tops my "should be buried alive" list...
You have one of those, too?
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yeah, you want to know who comes in second?
angelina, her husband, and all of her offspring...
The video is still up on Radar.
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If that asshole did that to me he would have been dead... Men may have better upper body strength but piss off the wrong girl and they go psycho and then everyone needs to worry.
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I can't believe how he snatched her hair!! Throw that douche back in jail.
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