Do The Britney!
Katie Price, who has made zillions of dollars from allowing cameras to shoot her every bowel movement, wasn't exactly thrilled with a group of paps yesterday. Katie Spears-ed the pappies by attacking them with her umbrella while screaming at them "get a fucking real job!" That was the punchline.
No, Katie didn't go full Cheeto by shaving her weave off for the occasion, but I'm sure her fat kitty is completely bald, so that sort of counts.
Katie's spokeswhore actually issued a statement about the non-incident: "Kate understands the nature of her job and generally co-operates with the media. But yesterday she said they were being very intrusive and had overstepped the mark."
Or maybe Katie was just in a rush to get home, because the rain was starting to wash away all the layers of orange diarrhea on her skin.
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katie price....KATIE PRICE tells the paparazzi to "get a fucking real job!"?????
oh, irony has never been so perfect!
I know how she feels...I've been wanting to punch someone all day...
Is she that famous, in demand or talented enough to get away with pubic shit-storms like this?
I guess the American equivalent would be Willa Ford cutting a bitch.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:19am.
Is being a singer considered a "real job"?
ETA: Oh duh, nevermind, I mixed her up with Katie Perry. But either way, does SHE even have a real job?
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Did you read that Katie Perry is banging boots with Russell Brand? Now there's a flea-infested coupling for you.
ETA: A *wan* flea-infested coupling.
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Don't know why the yahoos behave like this. Sometimes the song "Waltzing Matilda" triggers it all off.
Bitch please. hitting paps with umbrellas was sooo 2 years ago.
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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!
Aw. All Katie wants is to live a quiet life with her kids....
Pffft. Hate this whore.
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I want to live till I die no more no less.
Intrusive? That is like saying fish don't like water. Another spoiled useless moron.
Shitney to Jordan: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Did her umbrella get broken or something? She usually loves the attention...wth...? Maybe they told her to use less tanner or something...
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
She looks like Link from those Zelda games with that damn outfit.
lMFAO at thumbnail # 5. Is that pap blood sprayed all over her? And she's carrying some cheap give away umbrella. What a shit this woman is.
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Auri sacra fames
I really appreciate this woman her life decisions has brought so much laughter at her expense to me since her pre-op 'Beauty and the Beast' face days. I want to actually donate to her by buying her, brace yourself, but buying her style book. Flipping through the pages will bring so many more joyous moments to me, but I don't know, she is becoming a little sad now, dare I say it , she is worth a 'days until dead' count down.
Is this a Star Trek-like parallel universe?
In what universe does Katie NOT want to be photographed?! Maybe the Cult of $cientology replaced the real Jordan with a robot. Defense Mode Alpha, Katie!
Cunt needs to get a life, then keep it to herself.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
This is the last bitch that should be talking about getting a real job...please
Parker Posey? Is that you?!
Intrusive...lol, hilarious, this from a woman who told us all her ex husband has a brown willy. I hope we are witnessing the beginning of the end for this silly twat. For everyone that thinks she is a role model, you are idiots.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Love how she just leaves her brellie there for someone else to throw away for her. Fucking lazy piece of chav trash never did anything other than spread her legs. She's the trash that someone should pick up and throw in the bin.
Ha Ha you broke your umbrella!!
"I'll hit you with my umbrella
Ella - ella - eh, eh, eh
Hit you with my umbrella
Ella - ella - eh, eh, eh"
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Why is she wearing fucking spurs? is she riding a fucking horse? Is she planning on jumping on one at any given moment? I OWN a horse and don't walk around with spurs on! jesus christ!
It just doesn't work. She needs to shave her head.
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"I would buy our book that comes out in November, 'How To Be Famous', by Heidi and Spencer, and that would definitely have some helpful hints."
- Spencer Pratt
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:28am.
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Ugh, I couldn't even begin to explain how much of a big deal she is over here, especially to those that have no talent but want to be rich and/or famous.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
My favorite picture of her is the one where she's sitting in a car shoving a cell phone up her cooter! Ah here it is....
http://skinindex.com/archives/20061003-Katie-Price-01.jpg
but, wouldnt it have worked way better if she closed the umbrella first?
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The McCanns Did It
Oh, how ironic... A cellphone-inserting whore known for gang-bangs, and her fake breasts.
I loathe this whoa.
She's even wearing the brown boots! Copy cat.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Damned if that's not biting the hand that famewhores you. No one ever accused this bitch of being smart though, I guess.
Somehow I don't think when you attack with an umbalella you should have do so with an open umbalella. Brit Brit at least had her's closed. Somehow the open umbalella doesn't have the same effect.
This is Umbrella abuse!
Umbrella's should never be in the middle of a brawl.
Not fair! defenseless umbrellas.
You know...there are umbrella shortages somewhere.
I shall be the spokesperson for NTUA= No to Umbrella Abuse!
Coma Caca!!
Everybody's doin' a brand-new dance now
(Come on baby, do the Britney)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Britney) ...
So come on, come on, do the Britney with me.
You gotta swing your umbrella, now. Come on, baby.
Jump up. Jump back. Well, now, I think you've got the knack...
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
Britney did it better.
Oh fuck this famewhoring bitch.
Wikipedia estimates her net worth at $66 million! WTF? How is that even possible?
*puts head in oven*
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
It's pretty sad that this leaves me with only this to say: At least Britney had the good sense to close it first.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
"Katie understand the nature of her job..." I'm not sure I understand the nature of Katie's job. Making clothes look bad? Walking example of the dangers of spray tan?
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"You fat! You fat, you fat, you fat!"
Mary Poppins she's not.
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Torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool
Lovin' both of you is breakin' all the rules...
You notice her cross-tranny bff isn't with her. Methinks he is hiding so no one will see the spur marks she left while bareback-strap-fuckin him with those goddamm boots on....
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Oh, dear. I do believe that Katie Price has gotten her knickers in a twist.
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"How very dare you!"
I bet Harvey tells his mum to "Get a fucking real job!" every single chance he gets.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
"get a fucking real job"
Oh no she didn't!! Get a real job like showing your plastic boobs for money? That takes an edumacation.
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Is being a singer considered a "real job"?
ETA: Oh duh, nevermind, I mixed her up with Katie Perry. But either way, does SHE even have a real job?
Lovers' spat. She'll have her tupperware titties back in their faces tomorrow at the latest.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
"Get a real job!"
Katie Price: guidance counsellor.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
jordan dear, the toilets are the other way
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
HAHA I read Katy Perry - I thought to myself chick looks beats after doing Rusell Brand! HAHAHA! that being said Katie Price is beat!
That is the most clothing I've ever seen her wear.
She's telling them to get a real job??? Ha!
She totes needs to shave her head. You can't do this sort of thing half-assed.
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"Why shoot for valedictorian when you can be valedickwhorian?"
"get a fucking real job!" as opposed to what? A big titty fame whore?********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!