I Think This Is What Tina Fey Was Talking About
In the new Harper's Bazaar, Tina Fey said that she's not about to get intimate with a botox needle anytime soon, because she doesn't want to look like a shiny candle. To be more specific, a holiday candle. Tina said, "You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is bad. People who have too much, they look like their faces are full of candles — a shiny, shiny face." Festive, though. "Yes, festive. A holiday candle."
And now I can clearly see what Tina meant by this. When you skip into a Yankee Candle this holiday season, don't be too shocked if you see Nicole Kidman chilling on a shelf with a wreath around her neck and a wick on top of her head. In the clearance section, of course.
Here's Nicole Kidman at an Omega store in NYC looking surprisingly moist for someone who probably can't drink a glass of water without a surgeon carefully inserting a skinny straw into her mouth.
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wow. i thought that pic had something to do with madame tussauds. gross.
There's no way she's only 40 years old. The skin at her jawline and her neck is that of someone 7-10 years older.
That's so fuckin' creepy. I thought at the end you would say, "this is actually Nicole's wax sculpture." Saying her face scares me is an understatement. What the fuck...
OKAY. I know this has been said before, but in COMPLETE SERIOUSNESS: I TOTALLY thought these pics were from Nicole's Madame Tussaud's installation. No snark, total honesty. Nicole, cut it the FUCK out with the goddamn Botox.
say what you want, she still looks great to me of course she is my favorite actress so I'm kinda biased,
Hmmm. Vampire white, waxy, fivehead, collagen lip, scary stare. Yeah, kinda Stepford. She should at least wear a hairstyle that minimizes the acreage of her face.
Wow. Sorry, but once you have demon brows, there's no excuse for not realizing you've gone TOO far with the botox. She looks like an angry stay-puff marshmellow.
Tina Fey is not in the same group of A list actors who are all up for huge roles in huge films. So she is right it would be silly of her to get botox.
She looked pretty when she was young...why couldn't she accept the fact that she could age gracefully? She's attractive and is slender. I don't get it...must be some low self-esteem issues. Tina Fey is right on about the shininess...but Tina doesn't get roles for her beauty (although she's cute enough) rather for roles to be funny and witty, while Nic probably does and is competing with a tons of other actresses who are in the same league as her and younger (like Charlize Theron) therefore she needs to Botox herself to death like this.
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She can get all the plastic surgery she wants, she still has "old lady eyeballs".
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Oh Grammy Madonna uses Retinol too. That is why she fears the sun and looks like an overdone pizza. The reason she wont eat pizza is it reminds her too much of her own face.
NIcole, Cameron and Courtney all have shiny cnadle faces not because of Botx although they have had tons of that. They use Retinol, the newest genereation of Retin-A. When you use that shit first three or four weeks your face is all read and peely and super Sahara dry. After that you burn if you even dream of the sun so they have ot wear super duper sunscreen and moisterizer. Shiny face means Retinol (Avg. retail cost $200.00 for a teensy tube).
I can't believe anyone could look at those pictures and think "she looks good for 42." No, she looks like a fucking freak addicted to botox tries to pretend that she doesn't like botox.
Not only have the freckles been removed, but she used to have no upper lip. Now her lips are wonderfully full.
She looks scary. She might've aged beautifully had she left it alone.
I wonder what would happen if you locked her in a room for a year and let all the Botox run out...
Would she become Grace Coddington?
I can't imagine being so vain or so unhappy with ones looks - no sense of self-esteem or love of self.
Damn. I honestly thought that was Madame Tussauds wax figure of Nicole. A bit much there.
Can she still brush her teeth?
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
this picture- it just looks like botox with eyes.
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Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:55am.
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I have often thought that maybe Fergie would look kind of pretty if not for her eyebrow issues.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 10:24am.
Can't they do something about her eyebrows, though? She looks like a cartoon villain. Fergie
has the same problem. They need to be a little higher because they look a little scowly.
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That bothers me, too. It's as if her inner brows are headed for her upper lip. Looks exactly like Fergie's brows.
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What no one seems to notice is Nicole BLEACHED every freckle off her body.
Go back and look at Dead Calm, Days of Thunder and Far and Away.... she had a face full of freckles. On her arms... hands... everywhere.
Now not one freckle anywhere.
Makes one wonder if she used the same bleaching cream that Michael Jackson used.
But not for nothing she looks great when made up. And the red hair fits her the best.
i think she looks hot and i don't care if her face can't move.
yes, you are a dumbass if you think this woman has not had any work done. Go rent "Days of Thunder". She has a completely different face!
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Doesnt she keep saying that shes never had botox and am I a dumbass for believing her?
I have a friend whose a red head like her and never goes in the sun and shes got skin like her and is in her late 40s.
Maybe I am a dumbass-dont know why Im saying I might believe her because even though shes a good actress since the android Tommy Girl released her,she looks so annoying...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She looks like a true Stepford wife now.
At least she went back to being a red head.
Can't they do something about her eyebrows, though? She looks like a cartoon villain. Fergie has the same problem. They need to be a little higher because they look a little scowly.
That is a picture of her wax figure right?
The hair color and few extra pounds do her a world of good. The platinum blonde and scrawny body she had before made her look like a damn Q-Tip. Too bad she's botoxed into facial paralysis, though. There's no shame in getting older, it happens to all of us.
sweet lord, this is crazy. how low can your self esteem really FUCKING be, to botox the living cells on your face to resemble a mannequin.
she looks plastic . ICK.
I miss her old face
She looks good, the hair color is right for her... But it's obvious she's botoxed to death.
If her love-hole is as tight as her face she will need to apply some vaseline...
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
She's 42 years old. I think she looks pretty good.
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Ooohhhh sssstoooop! My forehead doesn't move either and I don't use Botox!
She looks like she should be standing in Madame Trousseau (sp) Wax Museum.
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hmmm atleast she looks like realistic, and not a wippy robot. I heard that Tom Cruise makes comment on her clothes before she leaves. before she goes out of the house, tom tends to tell her "honey, the botox is wearing you".
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Call me stupid but I think she looks great!!!!
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I think she looks better than she has in years. I'm serious. I think all the work that she may have had has settled. Or she's finally enjoying life. Whatever...she looks fantastic. Of course, these are still photos so who knows if she can move her face...
I know she looks like a holiday candle, but she's a pretty wonderful actress. Megan Fox looks like more of a wax figure to me, but since she's young and relatively unsuccessful, no one says anything.
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I swear to God I thought that was the wax figure of Kid-tox!
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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:28am.
I didn't see your comment before I posted mine. We think alike!
Mommy, please make the scary lady go away.
Thumbnail 3 scares me..........mommy help
Submitted by one wet finger on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:14am.
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jesus, cover those ears
That does not look human...
What Jocelyn Wildenstein sees in the mirror. Kidman had better look in one soon.
Oh my god, I really did think this was the wax statute I saw of Nicole Kidman at Madame Tussaud's a few years back, until I saw the other pictures.
I'm really at a loss for words. She is living the plot of House of Wax.
Yoda ears.