Thursday, October 8th 2009
A Vision Of Sheer Beauty
There's really no better way to start my morning than with a visit with the Cleopatara (Queen of DeBile) of our time: Jocelyn Wildenstein. Last night, I was wondering why all the alley cats in my neighborhood were clawing their own eyes out and throwing themselves in front of incoming traffic. I figured Parasite Hilton queefed again. But no, they were mad with hysteria because their QUEEN is in town!
Jocelyn and her main pussy plumper Lloyd Klein hit the streets of NYC last night. And I'm sure dozens of bystanders hit the sidewalk when Jocelyn flashed her rock hard chest nalgas and her gorgeous "bee sting victim" face. Jocelyn's beauty is so intensely hot that she burned half of her own eyebrows off!
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How the fuck could anyone wake up next to that and not run screaming from the room and spend the next twenty years in a cave shuddering.
I tell ya, Lloyd is one brave man. I can't imagine what the rest of her body looks like nor can I imagine running into her during a late night bathroom break. I'd probably scream and jump out a window!
Just when you think she can't get any uglier...SURPRISE!
is it bad lighting or does she have one of the largest Herpes outbreaks on her lip? Must-look-away-from-photo.
Her companion looks like the living embodiment of Leisure Suit Larry from the old computer games.
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--Jethro Tull
That is the worst plastic surgery I have ever seen! She turned herself into a monstrosity. On top of that her face looks burned and she looks bloated all over. I wonder if she's physically ill?
...I've seen sexier bitches bedridden in nursing homes with smaller kankles...*shudders*...
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"All I wanna do is get chinese and go home and watch the midgets" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Why on earth would she make herself look like a horrible monster? That guy she is with is probably an escort.
Her boyfriend doesn't look too bad - are there nude photos of him?
Is she fat or does she just have such a swollen face that it makes the rest of her look enourmous? I'm just saying...my eyes would probably fall off in revulsion if I ever saw her for reals. I probably would want them to...sorta like how Ren's eyes would scream in fear and run off his face. Shit...this woman really fucked up her face bad!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
She's just fucking nuts but the shoes and purse are fab!!
oh dear...I'd like to say "at least she has nice hair"...but clearly, that's a wig.
Some people just cant face getting older. She's almost 70 and walking around town in a tight spandex dress, 10 inch heels & wet and wild lipstick. Trying hard to look girly and flirtatious. I wont even get into that face! Seriously—is it that hard for her to face up to her mortality?
I've seen this woman in person: EVERYONE just stared with slack jaws and revulsion.
She has nice hair.
Her hands are all fat and puffy. Has she had shit injected into them, too?
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I have one terrible vice: I am unpardonably ambitious and egotistic. -Dostoyevsky
At least she won't have to worry about finding a Halloween mask this year!
aaaaaggggggghhhhh why did i look....why?
She does have really big tits.
He's blind, right? And the nerves in his fingertips are dead?
What the fuck is on her lip?
looks like herpes....
Whose the fag with her?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Just saw that she is 69. I guess her hands may be normal for her. At least they show her age.
How old is she? She is not very old but her hands look like an elderly persons. You know, when they get edematous? They look like an old person's hands. One that is in congestive heart failure.
She needs to step up her eyebrow game or no one will take her seriously.
Submitted by darlingjulie on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 8:47am.
I once saw her on the street and I was horrified!
I'm jealous. Seriously. I love seen odd-looking people.
you know, if I ever meet this woman lion, and she starts talking to me...for fun ima say "Would you please open your eyes more, I like eye contact and please relax your face".
Coma Caca!!
But the boobs are real, right?
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"How very dare you!"
Okay, did anyone of you see the video to Beyoncé's song 'Ego'? Doesn't she look like Jocelyn in that?
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Game blouses!
I ...hmm...I dont know where to start..or on what to comment.
Coma Caca!!
-(imagining having to be in the same room)too scary..
She reminded me of the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz.
Except scarier and trannier, if there is such a word.=========
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.
The Eggo has popped from toaster eight weeks early, had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009
darlingjulie for our safety she should only be allowed out on Halloween!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Snowpiece, it was the scariest moment in my life.
Submitted by Miramami on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 9:26am.
Mira, no es Mr. Blohan with her? I will say one thing-bitch likes to make an entrance when she comes in a room and not just with her face, with her scent too. She wears so much perfume, it'll make you gag, but at least it's a fair warning before you see her face.
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It is because old people wear diapers... she probably smells of urine. She may be able to wrap her old face around her skull 4 times, but there ain't nuttin' for an old bladder! LMAO!
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Mira, no es Mr. Blohan with her? I will say one thing-bitch likes to make an entrance when she comes in a room and not just with her face, with her scent too. She wears so much perfume, it'll make you gag, but at least it's a fair warning before you see her face.
She looks like Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast
Jesus! When did she get fat?
Dawg? You're wife's with another man!!!
darlingjulie me toooooooooooooo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Aren't those the same shoes in the JLo video?
shit I just google searched LLoyd Klein is a a gay fashion designer who BRUNO made fun of on an old Ali G DVD [ I have ] years before the Borat movie. Genius that Sacha baron Cohen had the foresight to make this guy relevant and make fun of him years ago. Just another French Fame Whore trying to get some press. Yuck
I went to Wikipedia to check this creature's age.
She was born in 1940 in Lausanne, Switzerland. That makes her 69 years old!!!
Why for the love of all humanity is that man helping her unzip her jacket in thumbnail #5???!!
I just hate selfish people! Keep that shit at home! There are decent people in NYC and they should not be subject to this kind of fuckery!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I once saw her on the street and I was horrified!
What is up with her paw?
Her shoes are sex, the rest of her...just, wow.
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I am not a pussy.
No way in hell that guy is sleeping with her. I don't care how much money she has. I would have to leave the room if she came in. Self mutilation is unbearable to look at. That is why I cannot stand all the effn hoopla about Michael Jackson. These people need to stop littering our world with their ugly craziness. MK show us a picture of a rainbow or kitty. I have to go to work and the last thing I want in my mind is that cougar face[ literally] . Even a picture Chastity Bono or Cynthia Nixon would be an improvement. Even Richard Nixon would look like Audrey Hepurn compared to this monstrosity. Speaking of monsters to bad Vincent Price[ who was a queen] is dead and Ed Wood too. Ed Wood could have made a low budget horror film staring Vincent Price as the hero and Jocelyn Wildenstein as the monster wearing no makeup!]
bee sting victim pretty much sums it up... I've got nothing.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Candace, Wiki has her listed under 1940 births so that would make her 69 going on 70.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Goooood morning, Sluts!
It's a shame. She WAS very attractive. If she had aged naturally, she'd still be so. She should have used all her plastic surgery money for a good psychiatrist.
i was really hungry and was about to eat some late breakfast... till about 30 seconds ago. thank you for making me lose my appetite MK.
Instead of injecting things into her body, it looks like the time has come to start pumping some shit out. She looks ready to blow her sausage casing!