Wednesday, October 7th 2009
There's Something Wrong With Jack Black's T-Shirt
Jack Black left a medical center in Beverly Hills wearing a solo moon wolf t-shirt. I ask you, where in the hell are the other two wolves?! Were those bitches sick? Do they have laryngitis? Maybe Jack was at the clinic, because he was checking in on two sick wolfies? Or maybe he's the one with the ills since he doesn't have the magic of the three wolves protecting him?
Jack can sort of pass for a Rubenesque wolf, but it's still not the same.
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One wolf, pffft.
So, I was at a St. Vincent/Andrew Bird show last night and SAW A GIRL WEARING A LONE WOLF T-SHIRT!!!! OMG, I freaked the fuck out. But the place was packed and she disappeared before I could take a photo. Sad. But it made my night and I immediately thought of all of you dlisters. It was a magical moment, I tell you. Magical. Perhaps her other two wolves were off frolicking with Jack Black's?
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I like boring things.
Jack Black is so cool, he only needs one wolf. The other two are built in.
I ended up with one of those Harriet Carter junk catalogs in my mail box. Found my gf looking through it and wouldn't you know there is the three wolf/full moon tee on page 11. Same one Debbie Rowe wears-probably bought it from that sad ass catalog. I think I am getting these for everyone I know this holiday season!@#!
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
I'm pretty sure he's the type that 'gets' the joke hence why he's wearing this one-wolfed t-shirt...
SHALLOW HAL!
I have to admit, I liked him in "Kung Fu Panda" too. "I LOVE KUNG FOOOOOOOOO!"
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:46pm.
I hate these SNL guys these days with their limited appeal. It used to be Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Eddi Murphy, Dan Ackroyd...
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and Chevy Chase. I miss those SNL days. I had the biggest crush on Steve Martin.
He is my shameless crush. He is so funny.
PURE AWESOMENESS™.
There is not enough room for the other two wolves on this fat fuck's T-shirt.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:12pm.
EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:08pm.
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Hee hee! :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBs6-cmFvQ
"Hee hee!" is right!!.. *grabs crotch*.. HEEEHEE!.. SHAAMON!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:08pm.
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Hee hee! :))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBs6-cmFvQ
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"How very dare you!"
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:06pm.
And is it just me, or did something just happen to this website? What???
i think MK's going in black face.. pfft... racist!LOL!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:00pm.
Oh, how I loved Phil Hartman.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmFVeeLL01c
And is it just me, or did something just happen to this website? What???
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"How very dare you!"
Oh, how I loved Phil Hartman.
Troy McClure - Dr. Zayas
http://www.hulu.com/watch/20840/the-simpsons-mcclures-comeback
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Horchata
Boohoo@ESE: So sad! He was prolly the only REALLY good thing that came outta there in a LONG time:( Stoopit, crazy bitch. Sometimes I really hate that crazy lady - dead or no.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 8:46pm.
seeing you mentioned SNL... i can't believe i'm gonna use the term, but... TEAM PHIL HARTMAN!!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
I hate these SNL guys these days with their limited appeal. It used to be Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Eddi Murphy, Dan Ackroyd...I mean - I'll give you that they almost always made shitty movies but they always totally make those shitty movies worth watching. Even Eddie's dumb movies - I see them sometimes and it breaks my heart cuz he's still really good - it's just the movie that's shit....anyway - those guys had some versatility to the character acting...such a joy to watch someone work a craft like that.
These days these guys are such one trick ponies.
And I like(d) Jack Black but it's true, he got boring pretty quick.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
I lost my love for Jack Black when he left his long-term, hilarious, smart, lovely girlfriend, for a dimwitted, slow-looking baby momma. Also, he is annoying.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
The image of the lone wolf represents the spiritual three-unity of the wolves, with all the magic power now concentrated in one extra-sparkly, magically supercharged alpha-male.
As a result of this, each single chick you'll attract with this T-Shirt will be as hot, as three separate chicks put together you'd normally attract, wearing a Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
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The purpose of existence is to maintain its purposelessness.
bubble wolf
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 6:21pm.
i'm still perplexed as to why jack is so wiggly and yet so chubby...
Like warm Jello!
Awww...I like Jack. He can wear whatever he wants.
I would totally hit it.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
YEAH WHAT AN ASSHOLE WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE PACK? HAHA
Who's the hot trick with him?
he's usually not that funny ..
but Kung Fu Panda kicks ass !
*chewing* don't tell Monkey!"
oh yeah, and Tropic Thunder kicked ass too. :D
fuck this fat fuck
MEH!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
My daughter loves Kung Fu Panda.
One Wolf Moon? This is the most shocking thing I have ever seen on Dlisted. I think I am going to be ill.
i'm still perplexed as to why jack is so wiggly and yet so chubby...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
poor lonely wolf.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Charlie baby, Led Zep and Handel in the same post! Awesome.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Pffffft to the haters. Jack's a sweetheart, I've worked with him. Stupid talented and the nicest person ever, and with none of the usual H'wood crap attached. Just sayin'.
I shan't even try to defend the wardrobe, however.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
only one solution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
The ONLY time I've found his lack of an inner monologue to be a redeeming quality was when he verbal vomited that Angie Jo was indeed having twins.
And because of that moment, I only kind of sort of can't stand him.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
The best role he ever played was the stoner douchebag with dreds who got a pair of hedgeclippers to the chest in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. *heart*
I just love watching him die.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
IF YOURE GOING TO WEAR A GODDAMN FUCKING TRASHY T SHIRT AT LEAST DO IT WITH A LITTLE FUCKING SHREAD OF SOME RESEMBALANCE OF CULTURAL AND FUCKING MUSICAL AWARENESS LIKE A SLEEVELESS LED ZEP TEE OR AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST BE HUMMING HANDELS WATER COLORS ON YOUR WAY FUCKING IN.
And his music sux, too.
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
MK is on some serious drugs right now, and I love every minute of it!
JB is an unfunny mother smurfer.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 5:48pm.
i fucking hate jack black.
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Thank you. One of the most unfunny people on the planet.
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"How very dare you!"
If by "Rubenesque", you mean fat, then yeah MK, your art history class in college paid off. Jack Black has but one talent: wiggling his eyebrows. That's it. I cannot stand Jack Black, in any way, shape, or form.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
i fucking hate jack black.
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if he turns around, you'll find five more wolves on his fat unfunny ass
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
Maybe Jack wants to appear slimmer? One wolf makes him look svelte.
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Horchata
Did every celebrity visit the Southwest this summer? FUCK!
oh mk....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Coma Caca!!
Maybe he was there to have a humour injection.
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"How very dare you!"