Wednesday, October 7th 2009

Trash Behaving Like Trash

If you walked into KFed's house and didn't see ciggie butts on the floor and spit on the walls, you'd probably be pretty damn shocked. So it's not surprising that KFed is being accused of completely trashing a house he was renting. The owners of the house want KFat to fart up $100,000 (of Brit Brit's money) to pay for all the damages he allegedly made the house in Tarzana, CA. They also say that KFed rolled out of there without paying rent for 6-months. Here's a list of the damages:

Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
Broken light covers
Bent light posts
Broken tiles
Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
Drawings all over the walls
A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners' permission)
Broken dishwasher ... with broken baskets
Dismantled smoke detectors
Front driveway oil-leak damage
Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners' permission)

TMZ also has a ton of pictures of the damages. My guess is that KFed didn't mean to mess that place up. Most of the damage was probably caused just by him walking around. Dude can make the earth move. And when he farts? Forget about it. Light posts will bend and smoke detectors will burst.

The most disturbing part about all of this is that KFed had a recording studio in his house. That is some terrorist shit right there. Haven't we been through enough?!

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Jesus, am I the only one who looked at those pics and thought "big deal." Landlord is being a bit anal, I think. Not paying rent is bad, yeah.....tinting windows I'd have a problem with too, but the place isn't THAT bad. I wonder why he isn't paying rent? You'd think he would have some cash despite not receiving spousal support or anything.

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Man alive, I do not miss property management.

We had homes completely covered in kid and dog shit.How can you live like that?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:58pm.

I want to live on Barbecue Island!! Seriously! Who will be the Professor to my Ginger?????
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Submitted by Syko on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 2:57pm.
I thought the $100K included the six months' rent too?

Sounds right. Six months @ $7500 is $45,000. I'm sure the owners demanded extra, hoping to settle for something acceptable. How can he not squeeze by on $20k a month from Brits?

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And don't forget, those "spit marks" were not just spit. I am sure they are from chaw. (chewing tobacco) EEECH!

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ribbontie's picture

aha J and Sean probably drew all over the walls...

Shit...they are going to be bad when they're older...as long as they have Britney's "charm" they'll definitely be set for Hollywood...

The title says it all. This guy is, and always has been, a piece of trash!

Whatever's picture

Bet he left skid marks all over the bathroom. Vile pig. Enough stories on this fat leech.

Centaurious's picture

It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface-itis, huh?

They find a cure yet?

Thornhill's picture

$100 G's to fix that place up. All it needs is a few ashtrays and a little masonry work. Dear landlord your contractor is raping you. I so need to move to cali and get into construction....

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zomay's picture

100,000 is fair.

He stopped paying rent? Come on. And the pictures of the cig butts are nasty. His boys will have black lungs due to 2nd hand smoke in 5 years.

All due to laziness. He has money. He could pay someone to sweep up. Very piggish.

Syko's picture

I thought the $100K included the six months' rent too?

i am a sloth's picture

no matter how much $ he has, he's still white trash.

poshjosh's picture

It's trashed, but does not look like $100,000 in damages to me.

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Submitted by cookiepuss on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 1:51pm.
Hang on. That "beer dispenser" they're bitching about is nothing more than a mini fridge! You can get a new one a Target for about $150. Thataway.

Hahahaha. I'm going to start calling my fridge a "Beer Dispenser."

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I want to live on Barbecue Island!! Seriously! Who will be the Professor to my Ginger?????

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Hang on. That "beer dispenser" they're bitching about is nothing more than a mini fridge! You can get a new one a Target for about $150. Thataway.

By the way, who do these people think they are charging $100k for what amount to slightly worse than regular renter wear and tear. Simply don't return his deposit!

P.S., this is Tarzana we're talking about, not Brentwood. These landlords need to catch a clue.

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LMAO@those pictures. He left a box of his skinny clothes behind=))
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I'm pretty sure I know why he dismantled the smoke detectors.

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TexnDoc's picture

I wonder if he will ever be able to tuck in a shirt again. Poor thing. IZOD as moo-moo.

madam ex's picture

What a pig, that is not normal wear and tear on a home, they should drag his ass to court...Im glad they have pictures, I own 2 buildings and I know what wear and tear is supposed to be in tenants apts..that is not normal what he left behind.

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I call BS on the story, because why would the landlord not do anything if the renter neglected to pay for 6 months??

Majority of that sounds like normal wear and tear on a rental. Did the landlord have a stipulation in the agreement about no oil drops in the driveway?

Sounds like the owner neglected to keep up the landscaping and appliances, so no wonder Federline moved out of that dump.

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what a skank!!! i think his perfect roommate would be heidi fleiss. nast.

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sharoninshape's picture

I was expecting the home to be wrost but it not trash that bad, you can fix it for less than 100grand. What is he doing with his child support that he can't pay his rent?

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recording studio? oh good...so we can expect another redition of "popozao" soon?
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Damn he got gigantic. How totally GROSS! I think he does this to spite Britney in some way, showing off how he uses her money to get huge and then trash his own home. He really is a VILE person.

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Silvara0428's picture

Tiles are missing and butts are everwhere, but seriously 100 G's?
Only if those lava rocks were packed in from New Caledonia via pack mule.

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Brit and Kfed are white trash with money. I feel sorry for the two kids.

Night Owl's picture

I thought I remember reading about Britney having dog accidents all over her carpet.

oggie168's picture

That's not bad, my last apartment in college the landlord had to find homes for the goat and the midget ( oops sorry little person).

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Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:13pm.

I work in property management and to be honest, that's nothing compared to what I have personally seen. Those are what are considered to be "minor damages".
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Totally what I was thinking. It's a little whiny, no? Myself, I would never leave a house in that condition but I have rented worse.

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Night Owl's picture

I remember reading about Britney's house being trashed, so she's no better. I didn't look at all of the TMZ pictures but it didn't look that bad, though it may be that I am too used to watching Hoarders.

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Cadet Cougar's picture

I work in property management and to be honest, that's nothing compared to what I have personally seen. Those are what are considered to be "minor damages". Aside from the items that were done without owner's permission, it's not that big of a deal. Did they collect a security deposit? Because if they did the deposit would cover all of those damages. It might take a bit more cash to remove the window tinting. KFed should have taken the studio out himself but by no means are the damages in excess of $100,000. I'd say $5,000 tops.

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PSL- I'm a little ticked every now and then too because whoever did work on some things on my house did a real half-assed job of it and now I have to look at it all the time. Pfft.

ON topic: Slob. Him and Brit were kind of a strange couple, huh? It's like redneck with dude from the ghetto. What a sec...nevermind. It's almost the same with me and my bf.

it doesn't look that bad. The scuzzballs in the million dollar place across the street from me have damaged their place much more. I went through an open house when they were trying to sell it... jebus. All the stainless steel appliances were dented, all the door jambs were busted from someone kicking doors in, about a third of the bull nose was missing from the tile counters... stains EVERYWHERE, trash EVERYWHERE.

but what an idiot to dismantle the smoke detectors.

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GTL - Shitters isn't one to clean either. She leaves dog shit on the floors, walks into public restrooms barefoot, wears stained/dirty clothes.

These two were a match made in trailer trash, heaven.

greenfinch's picture

well at least he left some mustard and relish!

Green Tea Latte's picture

Pure unadulterated TRASH! Bet BritBrit is thankful she got rid of this PIG!

LMAO at the pic. looks like he spotted a Sizzler in the distance. LOL
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Don't rent to young, fatty bachelors with kids. Problem solved.

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KD, I wish I had a BEDROOM period! I live in a studio! At least i have a separate kitchen.......

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me too KD.....I will pay 600, if my landlords want the 4600 guy, THEY can pay the 4000!

Snowy, as a lover of Staten Island, those were for you!

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Snowy, let it go!

I wish I had a Master Bedroom.

M.E.'s picture

My bad, misread bathroom as bedroom.

Who the fuck tints their bathroom windows?

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Hey, good way to keep your kids safe, dismantle all the smoke detectors. Fucktard.

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PSL- I'm glad you found a cheap way to fix your problem!

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ha ha PSL I liked them, LOL I was just too worked up over the whole bathroom/bedroom controversy!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:33am.

....fatties get their shit on
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This literally made me queezy.... Damn my vivid imagination!!!

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little_rascal's picture

Thank god there were no toilet photos. I bet he missed every time...

Ophelias evil twin's picture

Tinted bedroom windows LOL. Prolly to block out that nasty old sun from his hungover ass.

pssst... there's this newfangled invention called CURTAINS ..dipshit.