Wednesday, October 7th 2009
Damn You, RiRi!
Prince and Alien Princess RiRi are both in Paris at the same time, so it's got everyone seeing double! Bitches need to a clue to figure out who is who. Because of this, Prince has been forced to prove that he's not the tenheaded alien one by flashing his luscious chest fur wherever he goes. RiRi's titty bush doesn't sparkle and shine in the light as much as Prince's. I'm pretty sure Prince's chest hair is the secret ingredient in Gelly Roll pens.
Here's the fancy purple lesbian, his matching piece and Kunty Karl at some Fendi party last night.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:58am.
what's on his ear?
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that's what i was wonderin'
Princess looks ridiculous. His pantsuit looks like something Rue McClanahan would wear on "Golden Girls." I do like Karl's man slave standing to his left. Beautiful...
Look! Prince bought a Survivor Immunity necklace off eBay!
AND his bitch has a big necklace!
Take THAT, RiRi! TWO huge necklaces!
Just step outta da way widat swirly cone hair, gurl.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
WTF is Prince's beard thinking??? Bitch goes out with Prince (in all his velvety purple glory) and wears fucking PURPLE????
Fendi parties must be REALLY boring--the egos in that room must put out all the candles something fierce...
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
How can you just leave me standin'
Alone in a world that's so cold
Maybe I'm just too demandin'
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied
Why do we scream at each other
This is what is sounds like
When doves cry...
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
I see that Prince ALSO had to get a bigger necklace.
I'm really surprised you din't mention that.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
By the way, Prince is a sexy bitch. Rihanna is a filthy ho.
ParisHilton: "Huge"
Look at my sexy Daddy Laggy. That's fucking "huge"!
ParisHilton: "Huge"
HAHAHAHAHAHA I hate fucking Rihanna even more now! Ehhh, what they hay, at least I get to see the Purple one's sexy chest!
ParisHilton: "Huge"
OMG now we've added Karl to the mix. Paris is just one big freak show this week, huh? LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
I totally excuse his beauty.
I never understood that whole Prince-is-sexy thing, he always creeped me out when I was a kid. (But I loooooved the music). Then, in 2004 my sister gave me tickets to see him in concert. I was excited, but not expecting much.
Then, out comes this wee little man in a lovely polka dotted blouse and platform heels and I can say without hesitation that he might be the hottest thing that has ever hit the planet.
Oh Prince, you hot little piece. Best concert I have ever been to, and I have seen literally everyone.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:12am.
@ Sweet Babu
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Did you notice Karl's yellow teeth? Ewwwwww
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Oh lord! Why did you have to point that out?! I missed those icky teefs the first time around cuz his get-up alone made me dizzy.
One of the chicks in my dorm --way back in the day-- used bump-it with Prince. He'd send a limo around to pick her up every now and then. She was a hottie, and never dated anyone, just kept herself off the market as Prince's friend-with-benifits....
I asked her once what she saw in him, and she responded "He's fuckin' Prince."
In hindsight, I guess it was a pretty stupid question... Aside from the star-fucking though, I never got his appeal.
Prince is a filthy poet.i love him! riri shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence.
@ Sweet Babu
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Did you notice Karl's yellow teeth? Ewwwwww
Prince has a hairy chest??? For some reason I thought his chest would be totally hairless/waxed....
Kunty Karl's got to much accessorizing going on. And what's with his tin foil studded glovies? What an asswipe.
I can't listen to Cream anymore without laughing b/c some radio DJ said the beginning (w. the moans and groans) sounds like he's trying to take a dump.
lol
I love Prince. Taught himself how to play multiple instruments, writes his music. You don't see that nowadays...a true musician. I have friends who are Jehovah's. I'm not even sure they're really supposed to hang with me. After all, I'm a heathen. They don't give blood, celebrate birthdays, vote. They don't got to scary movies either. I forgot once and was raving about Hellboy and how they should go see it. They gave me a look like I had two heads. I proceeded to say "Oh, well, see, Hellboy, the demon, he's a good guy". Didn't work. I try to be respectful of others' religion, but alot of it is crap (as with most organized religion to tell the truth). They don't see Prince as a true Witness by the way, nor Michael Jackson, who grew up as one. Anyway, I love Prince.
A Dream catcher for a necklace,soooooo fuckin' edgy!!! ********************************************************************************* We're all victims of our own gene pools, some one must of pissed in yours!
When Doves Cry, Purple Rain (song & movie), Darling Nikki, Little Red Corvette. I cant pick my favorite amongst them. I am not really into his recent R&B, jazzy stuff but his 80/90 work is golden. Hey if RiRi wants to be the love child of Prince & Grace Jones, thats fine with me. She couldnt pick better artists to emulate fashion-wise.
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Resistance is Futile!
Lest we forget his name is Prince, and he is funk-ay. It's time to step up your game, RiRi, even though you don't stand a chance against The Purple One.
I thought that was some weird chihuahua on his chest. weird.
Coma Caca!!
I want to know if they are ever seen at the same place, same time. RIRI might just be a shapeshifter! Did you notice the rack on that guy??????
I fucking LOVE Prince. That man is a genius and I forgive all his fruity ways and bitchiness. He's in the pantheon with The Beatles, Rickie Lee Jones and Steely Dan, in my book, for musical ingenuity and style.
Bow down, bitches!
"This Town Needs an Enema"
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:56am.
Cosign! I also love "Raspberry Beret."
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Horchata
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:02am.
I thought he was all into Jevoha now and that this kind of crap doesn't fly with their religion?
You got that right. Jehovah's Witnesses even restrict what books, movies and MUSIC you listen to. They also discourage higher education for their children telling the to go to a trade school so they have more time to devote to preaching the good news of the Kingdom of Jehovah. EVERYTHING is a sin to this bunch. A more joyless bunch you will be hard pressed to find.
Oh, and WHAT in Gay Hell is Prince wearing around his neck??
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
2 Prince posts in 2 days? I love it!! The Purple One needs to make more public appearances, allbeit to show the Alien Princess who da boss...
Herr Karl needs a new look.
Largerfeld needs some styling tips.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Karl Lagerfeld in high heels, interesting.
I wonder if that big bitch could fit in his little red corvette? anygiant, I bet she whips his ass.
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I tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.... So KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I thought he was all into Jevoha now and that this kind of crap doesn't fly with their religion?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Torn between "Kiss" and "Cream" for fave song by Prince Rogers Nelson.
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
Gelly Roll pens!!! Oh my god, I haven't thought of those in ages. Every girl in middle school had TONS of those things...until the teachers banned them cuz the fluorescent ink was too hard to read.
Thanks MK! :)
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
....purple rain...purple rain....
what's on his ear?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Rhianna needs to find her own style and stop copying Prince who is by far more talented and memorable than she will ever be in the 10 minutes of fame she's managed to garner for some unknown reason.
Darling Nikki has my vote for best Prince song ever.
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"Why shoot for valedictorian when you can be valedickwhorian?"
yeah right, he's fucking her
LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I give it a day til she steps out in paisley. Ooooh it will be on then.
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"Why shoot for valedictorian when you can be valedickwhorian?"
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:50am.
Best. Prince. Song. EVER! My FAV!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I can't diss on the Little Purple Dude.
This is it
It's time for u to go to the wire
U will hit
Cuz u got the burnin' desire
It's your time (Time)
U got the horn so why don't u blow it
U are fine (Fine)
U're filthy cute and baby u know it
Cream
Get on top
Cream
U will cop
Cream
Don't u stop
Cream
Sh-boogie bop
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
Oh wow, that is freaky how much they look alike.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
WELL EXCUSE THEIR BEAUTY!