Another Damn "Secret Meeting"
If you opened up a "Secret Meeting Motel," you would make serious coin just from Brad Pitt alone! Dude is always off having these secret meetings with Jennifer Aniston. We've all got news for you, Brad! Your secret meetings ain't so fucking secret, because we're all reading about them. Anyways...
Grazia Magazine (via The Daily Mail) says that Billy Goat Brad and his ex-wife had another "SECRET MEETING (DUN DUN DUN)" in NYC recently. Apparently, Brad asked Jen to come to his suite at the Essex Hotel, because he wanted to talk her about his relationship with St. Angie. Jen agreed to come, because Brad promised that he'd wear a tuxedo and they would reenact their wedding. Brad even threw in a wedding cake and said Maddox would act as her fake maid of honor. Jen couldn't turn it down.
The source said, "She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn't exactly fair considering their history. She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina."
Brad told Jen that he was planning to leave the saint of all saints and move to Berlin, because he loves the city's architecture so much. Strangely enough, a lightning bolt didn't strike him down. Instead, Jen told Brad that he had to figure that shit out on his own. Then she brought out her Reborn Baby Doll and made Brad rock it to sleep.
Back to the whole "secret meeting" thing. Does Jen get to wear a trench coat and hide behind potted plants in the hotel lobby? Because that sounds kind of hot. Maybe we should all have "secret meetings." Cut to Det. La Toya rolling her eyes while saying, "WELCOME TO MY LIFE!"
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Jen & Brad are both ugly! I think its fake. I doubt Jen is meeting Brad anywhere.
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Mira, if true, Aniston is such a glutton for punishment. I would love to hear my ex complain to me about the current piece he left me for. I'm sensitive, so I would tell him to go kill himself if he wasn't happy with her.
Look at how happy she seems to be with him. My question is "why?"
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Phony story but wish it were true.
She really has an ugly face.
In the grottooooooooooooo!
Is this shit for real? Meh I don't think she'll do anything. Jen seems like too much of a punkass to actually do anything with Brad.
@pussywhipper
LOL. I thought your name was "pussywhisperer." Not quite the same, eh?
I can't even keep up with where these people are at -- they're in California, they're in France, Syria, New York but they want to move to Berlin and an English newspaper is writing about them based on an Italian newspaper report. OK!
That said, Brad and Jen look related in this pic! I never noticed the same blue eyes and the same hair. Amusing, no end. I wish something WOULD happen, the more scandalous the better, seeing as the media will continue to report on these people regardless. And I'd like Juliette Lewis to be in the story, please.
i call bullshit on this.
i've said it before and i will say it again: brad and jen look great together.
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They must report on these "secret meetings" to keep the hope alive I suppose. Like it happens...geez...I bet Jen calls the tabloids and tell them this is actually happened....yeah...right! IN YOUR DREAMS!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
I'm not getting my hopes up about this.
Not this crap again. The loonies are all going to break their keyboards from furiously banging out rebuttles. That might be a good thing.
I love this picture. Talk about backwoods Arkansas cousins marrying each other.
So the scraggly beard comes out when he wants to get out of a relationship.. I forgot that he did that with Jen too..
There he is, yammering on about 'architecture' again.. at least he's not posing as an actual architect. That's PROGRESS, son!
The Brad moving to Berlin, hmmmmm......
I hear Berlin is affordable...*looks into Berlin Real Estate*
What? I could be on House Hunters International!
And, a side note, I guess bloggers will now have to divulge payments by parties whom blogs are about, so I wonder if Just Jared will share his Skeletina check stubs...Shocking to think she has to pay for positive press.
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Yay lizzieb! It's been SO long since you've called!
Next time you get the urge to post about Brangelina, MK, you should post about Cliniqua and Jill. INFINITELY more inneresting!
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Submitted by anony54321 on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 11:57am.
Sorry, it's dinner time here and I need to cook. Will try and think of another one soon- I need the muse to strike!
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@pussywhipper
I got banned for my slight comments suggesting that St Ange buys kids and pick out the right shades for her photo ops. She's a saint doncha know? For my pains I got called- well see my sig for the gist- and am banned for life. It's very sad. There's a few posters there that are mental- Cliniqua and Jill. I swear they read that site with one hand down their knickers. Eww, that's an image.
Just Jared does sound a little slow,perhaps he's got 'delay' like Brad.
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The McCanns Did It
LIZZIEB ROCKS.
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The McCanns Did It
far as i can tell, just jared refuses to even publish the article.
and the last story they have on jenn is from september, "gerard butler: NOT dating jenn a"
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 9:35am.
Anyone fancy a trip to JJ? Assuming the prick posted this they must be in meltdown. As a banned person I can't but ........
LOL! How'd you get banned? And isn't "Just Jared" the stupidest name for a blog ever? Is Jared "special"?
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What the fuck ever. So sick of this triangle bullshit the media won't let die.
this shit is getting fucking tiring.
you know damn well brad aint leaving angie. Im not a brangie loon either, just plain fucking common sense
he already made his bed now
so now..you finish the rest
Pretty Boy Brad meets with his old beard from time to time cause they are business partners. He was her beard and vice versa. Now he is Saint Mangies beard. Before that Johnny Lee was her beard. Mangie and that Japanese chick, Shimuzu, are still an item. They are the old married couple here. Old Hollywood deals. Bradlette is wearing the beard, scraggy hair and gross hat to hide recent surgery. Plus he cant shave so soon after a chemical peel.
We suspect that homosexual tinymeat brad pitt is covering up some recent facelift and more with the long hair and beard stuff.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:34am.
*ring ring*
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:34am.
Thanks for the laughs :)
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:34am.
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Thanks for the chuckles -- that was great!
I'm trying to post a comment over at JJ but my computer keeps freezing up. That's kind of suspicious. Damn it, I wanna poke at the loonies so bad!
LOL that was funny lizzie!
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Who but the Mail would bring up bullshit like this? And who - worse - believes it?
They must have some good dope at the Mail.
LOL @ Team Kfed - nice one.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:34am.
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That was great - thanks for the laugh. :)
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Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
DUH, lil ras!
LOL
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 10:12am.
@ lizzieb
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Love your British sense of humor and love your fantastic avatar! ♥
Cheers. You are too kind.
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*ring ring*
‘Hello’
‘Jennikins?’
‘Mumsie! How are you?’
‘Honey is it true? Did that boy of mine finally listen to his ol’ mama and call you. Did you meet him?’
‘Well, yes. But it’s not what you think’
‘What do you mean? He is sick of the bag of bones isn’t he? I see him Jen, he’s falling apart.’
‘Yeees, he is. He cried like a baby for two hours. She treats him badly, they have no- well pardon me for saying this- personal time, kids in the bed etc and she’s wasting away and drugged up to the eyeballs most of the time. The house is a zoo, he said you’ve got more chance of sitting in shit than finding a clean surface and the kids are all…Jane do you want to hear this?’
‘Yes.’
‘OK. He said Maddox is a gangster who attacks him with knives and the queen of sleaze thinks it’s healthy. Zahara isn’t much better but at least those two can pass as normal. Pax still doesn’t speak English and it a nervous wreck. Shiloh is just plain weird- madam keeps dressing her as a boy and even Brad, not sharpest knife in the box- is staring to wonder if there are ‘issues’ The twins he never sees, they are in al kinds of rehabilitative stuff because they were born so early and underweight he thinks they might have, er, I’m sorry, developmental delay.’
‘Oh that’s not so bad. Brad had that delay thing and…never mind, carry on’
‘He said he feels trapped and tricked and emasculated’
‘He said ‘emasculated’? See I told you the delay thing didn’t last.’
‘Mumsie, it was written on a bit of paper. George Clooney gave it to him’.
‘Oh dear. He’s not a bright boy Jen but I think he’s basically a good man at heart. It’s all her fault. Between you and me she told him that being with her would make him an artist. Me and his father didn’t know whether to shit or wind our watches. I mean, like I said, he’s my son and love him but an artist? He’s got as much chance as becoming pope. Would you live in a house he designed? It would have three kitchens and no toilet. The last thing he did had no doors. He buys blocks of concrete and the kids fall over his stupid furniture the whole time. His father offered to show him how to make a table but he said they don’t need tables, tables are bourgeois. He pronounced it bor-ge-ous’
‘Hmm. Well he’s miserable, that’s for damn sure’
‘So, Jen honey, will you have him back?’
‘No. He looks like a hobo, smells like the back room of a bar and wants to run away from his responsibilities again. What is that beard about, I swear there are things living in there. I can’t trust him and he needs to go home and try and sort out that unkempt rabble and that drug addled whore. Jane, I’m going to be brutally frank here, the day I take that piss stained wreck back is the day monkeys fly out of my arse’
‘*sigh* I don’t blame you honey. Shall we go shopping?
‘Sure. Let’s buy Brad some soap’
‘Better make sure it’s got an instruction manual’
‘Mumsie! You are a card’
‘Bye honey’
‘Bye’.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
@ Stoney
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Stoney, Tom Hanks starred in Cast Away.
I guess that pic is from when Brad starred in Castaway. Wilson!!!
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Ummmm, not buying it.
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I love how in this pic Shiloh looks exactly like her father.
Coma Caca!!
They need to work on their covert ops skills. There sure are alot of details from this "secret meeting." Boring.
Yeah, I'm sure a woman who chooses to have no children and her freedom, at least at this point, would be dying to get back together with some idiot who is now responsible for six kids.
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Dear Jen and Brad:
Yeah yeah just get it over with. fuck each other and get back together. lol!!
Team fuck each other and get back together. ima be mean today.
Coma Caca!!
I'm so glad they are back together. I loved her in Tombraider. Is that where she adopted Shiloh?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Totally not buying this story.
Sounds like another story planted by the Aniston PR crew to get her attention since her movies flop BIG TIME!
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Love your British sense of humor and love your fantastic avatar! ♥
LMFAO at lizzieb and EEJITS!!!! hahahahaha
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