This Is Our Future, Part 3

Mira, you're right. She does lip synch a lil better than Britney and certainly better than Ashley Simpson. She's going places.

That is straight up disturbing. God, push the damn button already plz.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

sexymixer> Wow. I'm glad you added the eyeroll b/c I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not!
And there *is* a happy medium between being Amish (really?)and being straight up hooker! A nine-year old shouldn't be emulating sexual situations....that would include dressing like Madonna or Christina Aguilera in say, the Dirty video. It's not healthy.
What happened to kids being kids?
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Please make sure to upload the "Kid's Handbook" to this website so we're all able to see it and raise our kids the same exact way. Keep working on making the world's kids "healthy,"
I'm going to Starbucks.

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Submitted by delirious on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 12:32pm.
Well, I missed the video. But I would like to add that in South America you can have a child at 12 and be ok. Women peak at 15 and by 20 if they are not married they are more or less done
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WRONG , WRONG AND MORE WRONG and i would like to add the following when you are 12 you are 12 and i still played with barbies so it is not ok , okay???????????, now i am 28 fresh as a daisy engaged and i am not done thank you very much , sorry if i am rude but really your info is wrong people nowadays get married well into their late 20's ,mmmmmmkay DONE RANTING , DONE WITH THIS DAMN POST.

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

Well, I missed the video. But I would like to add that in South America you can have a child at 12 and be ok. Women peak at 15 and by 20 if they are not married they are more or less done. The only value of a woman there is her looks and her sex. That's how they are measured and how they measure themselves. So even though this phenomenon may be spreading all over the globe, it's the norm down there. Sad! It's really backwards... I just hope the rest of the world doesn't adopt their values...

sexymixer> Wow. I'm glad you added the eyeroll b/c I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not!
And there *is* a happy medium between being Amish (really?)and being straight up hooker! A nine-year old shouldn't be emulating sexual situations....that would include dressing like Madonna or Christina Aguilera in say, the Dirty video. It's not healthy.
What happened to kids being kids?

I wonder what violation made the video disappear - Britney's song copyrights or the child endangerment?

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damn it! i missed this mess

Well, good for us! That vid was up a LONG time before it got here and it seems ALL the copies have been removed now. And that, my friends, is how you make a statement:)

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They removed the video... Where can I see it?

They removed the video... Where can I see it?

Wow the girl sucks, she can't act or dance. WTF, if you're going to act like a young little slut at least be fucking good at it.
The parents are scum for exploiting their daughter like this, what next? Pole dancing? Strip clubs? Sell her to the highest bidder on Ebay?

It's been removed due to violating terms of use so no go here. Then again, having read some of the comments, it might just be a good thing I didn't see it.

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This is up there in the how-in-the-hell-did-this-get-made along with that video clip MK had up a few months back of those 8 or so year old boys dressed in leather chaps and dancing like the Chippendales dancers.

so. very. wrong.

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Dem gapped baby teefs are KILLING me!

Lucky though, cos, she could totally pass off for 18 when she closes her mouth.

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OKAY so here is the deal no parents involved ....... it was a kid's show , like a contest , she won so she did her favorite video , i can see why the outrage , but i watched the interview and behind the scenes and she is saying how grateful she is , saying hi to her teacher and classmates ,etc , so i assume that for her this is just like being a super hero , i totally agree that the song , costumes , etc are not age appropriate and both parents and the producers should have suggested something less mature , maybe "crazy" or mmmm no just that one cause is the only britney song where she is not acting slutty that i remember , but okay besides everybody being outraged for the lack of wisdom from her parents , i mean she is 9 years old this is the kind of music they listen , i suppose ?, i feel more outraged by the sexualization of those 15 or 16 year old girls who are setting the example , like britney did; what about hanna montana doing the nickelodeon awards on a stripers pole ?? , i mean is not okay but if someone who is 9 or 8 see this well she is gonna think is okay .... NOW THAT IS WRONG DISGUSTING AND IT SHOULD BE STOPPED ASAP!!!!!!!!! what about disney , what the hell happened when did it become business to slut up a tween , when ?????? after the cover of rolling stone with a 17 year old britney in underwear there was people doing the 50/50 ( oh is ok she looks so healthy !!!!!/ oh my god that's perverted ) , now that's no longer a question ......... it would have been great if she wanted to do pink's "stupid girls" but britney is more appealing ...... there we are doomed until we stop using teenagers as sex symbols and telling girls that they are chopped liver by the age of 25 !!!!! this has to do with the idea that "old " is nasty and should be avoided at all costs , why would you put a 17 year old with fake breast in underwear on the cover of a magazine BECAUSE IT SELLS , why models are ages 14 ,15 ,16 and they stop working by the age of 25 because the body changes and they can not be as skinny , really if you think this girl is disturbing just buy vogue or elle and then check the ages of the models , giselle , kate , naomi are exceptions to the rule , THE AGE OF MOST MODELS COMING FROM BRAZIL AND EASTERN EUROPE IS 15 YEARS OLD , those girls half naked are underage , drinking and smoking while swallowing orange juice with cotton balls to keep their frames like little boys . SOOOOOOOO WRONG .

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

Her dad is whacking off to this video right now.

Puhleeze bitch. All the money in the world can't fix Brit's broke down 'ho ass for videos and it sure as hell can't fix your broke down ugly ass buck teefed face either.

How many Horsemen of the Apocolypse does this make now?

I'm unable to grasp the mentality of a parent who would both condone and indulge their 9 yr old daughter in the making of this video.

I'm sorry but this whole thing makes me think of a slutty version of Veruca Salt.

This video looks like it's sponsored by a child exploitation network, who in their right minds wants to make a video with a nine-year-old going all sessy? It's sick, where is a social worker when you need one?

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Unrelated question for anyone who feels like answering:
Can you still be productive with work, school, life if you and your significant other are fighting? Are you more, less, or equally as productive as usual?
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only my father can get me so mad to lose it for a while !!!!!!!!!
fiancee not yet !!

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
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@Sweet Babu
OMG
thanks for the link , okay so here it goes , it was produced BY A KIDS SHOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH PEOPLE YOU HEAR RIGHT KIDDIE SHOW , like barney or something , anyways it was something like that mtv show where you could be madonna , shakira or whatever , mmmmmmkay
weird.
and she was saying hi to all her classmates and teacher , WTF.

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

She looks like La Pequena at around 3:03.

Just wrong.

I think I'm tardy to this party but...

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Unrelated question for anyone who feels like answering:
Can you still be productive with work, school, life if you and your significant other are fighting? Are you more, less, or equally as productive as usual?
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Fuck yeah. Never let a significant other control your ability to survive and take care of yourself. That's toxic! (sorry, had to)
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G'night Bossy I'm gonna do the same.

mmmmmmkay
1.- are we sure this is not la pequena????
2.- or that mtv show where you could reenact your favorite video ???
3.- no way if i ever have kids i am getting cable.

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

All right, it's past midnight and I'm going to call it a night. Goodnight ladies, thanks for the dialogue. I better get off before I'm told I hijacked the thread (which I guess I did, oops, I guess the recorded number of posts for commentary about 9 year olds remaking Britney videos has been inflated).

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:06pm.

Wait! That's me! I can't get anything I'm SUPPOSED to do done...but I can get all kinds of needless things done like that. Totally distracted. I try to channel that, as much as possible, into something useful - usually it works out but it's hard to tell for a long time...

Yeah, it kind of sucks. Guess that's how needless things get though, eh? All my distractions have paid off with a wealth of random knowledge acquired as a distraction mechanism. The random knowledge comes in handy from time to time though. Although, the knowledge necessary for an immediate test would definitely be better.

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:08pm.

I can't speak for your SO, but for myself, it's not that it doesn't affect me. I'm thinking in terms of my job. I have a really strong work ethic and sense of responsibility so although things may affect me on a personal level, that overrides it.

When it comes to a setting in which other people are counting on me, such as work, I can also generally get things done. But when it's studying for a test that will reflect solely on my grade or any other goal that usually only has consequences directed at me, then it's hard to get things done. Maybe that's a whole other issue--valuing myself over others? Or it could be that I'm considerate and don't want to screw others over with my own issues. Meh

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:58pm.

Being a steam roller is awesome...for you. When my significant other is a steam roller of productivity after a fight and I'm paralyzed it kind of pisses me off. Makes me think, "wow, guess it doesn't affect him at all!!"

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I can't speak for your SO, but for myself, it's not that it doesn't affect me. I'm thinking in terms of my job. I have a really strong work ethic and sense of responsibility so although things may affect me on a personal level, that overrides it.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:58pm.

I'm the type that becomes productive at procrastination. That is, I lose all productivity in what I'm supposed to be doing and suddenly become very productive in unnecessary tasks like catching up on seasons of a sitcom
or surfing for answers to random questions on the web.
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Wait! That's me! I can't get anything I'm SUPPOSED to do done...but I can get all kinds of needless things done like that. Totally distracted. I try to channel that, as much as possible, into something useful - usually it works out but it's hard to tell for a long time...

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:33pm.

Yeah, I tend to become paralyzed too with major drama.

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:41pm.

Being a steam roller is awesome...for you. When my significant other is a steam roller of productivity after a fight and I'm paralyzed it kind of pisses me off. Makes me think, "wow, guess it doesn't affect him at all!!"

I'm the type that becomes productive at procrastination. That is, I lose all productivity in what I'm supposed to be doing and suddenly become very productive in unnecessary tasks like catching up on seasons of a sitcom or surfing for answers to random questions on the web.

Exactly where does one buy a latex catsuit for a nine year old? The kinderwhore store?

This thing disgusts me on every level.

Oh this poor ugly little cross eyed girl.

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Unrelated question for anyone who feels like answering:
Can you still be productive with work, school, life if you and your significant other are fighting? Are you more, less, or equally as productive as usual?

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I don't know that I can answer that because I'm a steam roller. I'm kind of a freak of nature that way.

Why do you ask? What about you?

WTF is wrong with her parents? I feel old by saying this, but society is going to hell in a hand-basket.

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WHAT THE FUCK.

I asked my mom if I could redo Womanizer and she said NO!

What a bitch.

But whatever, I'm saving up and I'm going to rent out this office space in Downtown Toronto and shoot it there...

Anyone know how to steer a car with their heels like Britney does? I'll give you 10 bucks.

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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:05pm.

Unrelated question for anyone who feels like answering:
Can you still be productive with work, school, life if you and your significant other are fighting? Are you more, less, or equally as productive as usual?

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It depends how much drama it entails. Too much drama causes me to become paralyzed completely. Can't have it.

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RE:sexymixer> They don't really need to show it graphically. It's implied. 9 year olds should not be taught to give come-hither looks or to use seductive moves. It's fucked up.

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Oh yes. You're right. Kids shouldn't have tried to emulate Madonna, Janet Jackson, Christina Aguilera, or Britney Spears. Ya....what was I thinking. I'll raise my kids Amish.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:11pm.

Hah, well glad you're not bashing his head in. Unfortunately, I'm the less productive type. Fights make me mad initially, but almost instantly make me sad because I don't like dissonance (and my significant other doesn't take apologies which means I can't remedy the situation by simply admitting I did wrong if it was my fault, conversely, he won't apologize if it was his fault), which in turn means not getting anything done. I do know others, like you, who use similar phrases to describe their increase in productivity, i.e. changing the flow of energy to accomplish more. Thanks for responding, it's nice to know someone's out there.

What kind of fucking parents allow their NINE year old child to make a video like this? Society is fucked up.

Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 7:20pm.
at least it wasn't Single Ladies...
*tries to see bright side*

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Bossy, define productive. Because I'm as lazy as a cut cat. :=)

Seriously though, I'd have to say equally if not more so, only because I'd need to channel that energy instead of bashing his head in.

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Unrelated question for anyone who feels like answering:
Can you still be productive with work, school, life if you and your significant other are fighting? Are you more, less, or equally as productive as usual?

That's as close to kiddie porn as I ever want to get. WTF is wrong with people?

i just want to note that although the girl (?) did not kiss any of the boys on the mouths, she was certainly in sexual situations. what's with the shot of her underwear when pushing the air cart down the aisle? and the rubbing that kids thigh? wtf! that shit was crazy. i'm just in shock. so disgusted.

i don't even...

this is so evil

Maybe her Mama and Daddy should've used the video money to buy this kid some braces instead?!! Fuck. Time to hire a new dentist!!

Bitch ain't playin'!