Dancing With The Has-Beens: No Dollar Store Trophy For Mop Head
CHERYL BURKE'S black magic voodoo spells have backfired yet again! People reports that her partner Tom Delay will announce on tonight's episode of Dancing with Faces from the Milk Carton that he has to quit that shit due to foot injuries. Tom suffered stress fractures in both of his hooves after Mop Head accidentally sat on them during rehearsals. I made that last part up.
On last night's episode, Tom said that the doctors and producers urged him to stop dancing, but he loves torturing Mop Head (and us) so he said he was going to go on with the "party."
But the pain of seeing Mop Head's face on a daily basis has become unbearable, so Tom has no choice but to bow out. More importantly, Mop Head HAS LOST! I will be dancing around in my living room with my Swiffer while she eats her sorrows away at the craft service table. That table doesn't know what's coming.
And here's Tom and Mop Head's final performance from last night. Your stomach should be happy too since it won't get seizures anymore while having to watch Tom thrust it like a Bill Clinton.
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Mira, I love to see Cheryl squirm as she has to rub crotches with this old, broke down relic instead of the hot piece of yesterseason.
All Delay needs is a pointy red hat and he'd look like a garden gnome in that pic.
I don't know, Cheryl Burke is looking very fucking hot this year. Shame she is getting booted off.
aww..i liked it. he reminds me of my gay great uncle from nevada.
Imelda Marcos and Wink Martindale are such an interesting couple...
I'm surprised no one hit "The Hammer" on the head ...or stuck a shiv
in his sansabelt
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Why isn't this fucker, Tom "bugman" Delay, in the Federal Penn instead of on this show? He was indicted a few years ago...talk about squeaky wheels of justice.
What else has Sheryl Burke done?
I think she's quite pretty, btw.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Hurt foot, my butt. Bitch knows she stinks and is using that as an excuse. As someone else posted, she should dance her way into the pokey.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:18pm.
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Right on. His thrusts are as galling as his criminal history.
Mr. Delay, I know Bill Clinton's thrusts, and yours are no Bill Clintons.
People laugh and think DeLay doing this show is so cute and shows what a regular guy he is.
BULLSHIT! Has everyone forgotten what a bastard he was in the House of Reps? This crapola ex-bug exterminator was actually the Majority leader of the House for a while and the position of power went to his pointy little head and he aided and abetted the worst president EVER and his criminal acts!
People, we are paying for those acts of hubris and idiocy today and will be for a long time.
(off soapbox, now...sorry but he really makes me sick!)
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
You suck Delay!
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Horchata
He's the guy from the blind item 2 weeks ago that's only doing it for the prescription drugs, isn't he. Yeah, I thought so immediately.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Good. Maybe he can now dance his ass right into the pokey.
This embarrassment should have been gone two weeks ago and taken that no talent criminal Tom Delay with her.
I HATE this show because of the CHEAP ASS producers. Couldn't they use some of the revenue they pocket to donate to the winning celeb's favorite charity?? How greedy to only give a shitty award.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:50pm.
aww, I know what you need........
Na-na-NA-na...HEY-hey-hey...GOOD-BYE!!!!
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Good career move... the GOP loves quitters.
why does mk hate her and call her fat?? Ive never seen the show but have seen pics of her and yes shes ugly, but fat?
Yikes wonder what that makes me *wipes cookie crumbs off chest*
This show is still on?
well, there you go. who the fuck picked this
Delay douche to be a "star" ? He's not a star!
that should have been fucking obvious from rehearsals.
He makes my skin crawl. Nasty smug mo fo.
I really really do not like.
Irrational hatred. totally understand the phenomenom.
Has MK ever explained his feud with La Burke? I just don't get it. She's so unworthy of his wrath!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
my head hurts and this shit doesn't help
People still watch this shit?
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SLOPPY MOPPY