Afternoon Crumbs

@ little_rascal

"Are you serious?"

Yup!

Put down that salad Kelly..you're not fooling anyone!

No moneywoman can win my love
Its sweet cake that Im thinking of.
We always hang in a buffalo shirt stance
We do the muff dive every time we chance
Ill give you roast dove baby not romance
Ill take a pie nothing left to chance
So dont you get fresh cookies with me

i like kelly, great voice and isn't an attention whore.

I wonder who her gf is?

i don't really care how heavy she gets...it's just sad that her boobs don't grow with the rest of her. :o(

"Don't go into the liiiiight"

I don't get the appeal of girls like ABynes. Just ... generic. No distinguishing features. Body thin, but no interesting curves. Face, meh. I guess men go for basics: youth, thinness, blond-ishness. I look at her and just go, "yawn."

I never thought Pete Wentz could look any douchier until he got his hair cut. Then I thought, NOW he can't look any douchier. So he goes and adds an LV backpack. Really, Pete? Really? Douche.

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Amanda Bynes is starting to look like Stiffler's mom.

why are you all commenting on Kelly's weight? do you realize she looks like a flaming dyke??? hello, anyone?

Kelly, proudly proclaiming that you are happy with your "average" and "natural" body does not give you permission to become a way-above-average fat ole pig....

Submitted by pussywhipper on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:18pm.

I'm fascinated by the "Oh Look! Cupcakes." poster!
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Hot. *fans self*

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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Oh well, Kelly Clarkson will probably lose weight again. Her weight always fluctuates.

So she likes food. Big fucking deal.

She reminds me of my sister, so I don't dislike her. Professionally, she isn't my cup of tea, but I don't have anything mean to say about her.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Seriously, are we still discussing Kelly Clarkson's weight? Ugh. Who cares.

AskMen is so ridiculous. A fictional character won their poll? Give me a break.

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I thought Kelly was Kerry Katona too!

What's with her facial expressions? Looking up with her mouth hanging open?

Kate Moss is no super model. Great cheekbones but she's not incredibly tall, has horrible teeth and is a skank with a shitty attitude, not to metion a gross example of a mother.

@ Tatiana
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Are you serious? You thought it was Val Kilmer???
Poor Kelly Clarkson, she is unrecognizable...

Whenever Pete Wentz ever comes to mind, it will always remind me of the emo haircut.

Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:11pm.
For Provolone:

Right under that Kelly Clarkson pic:
http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/09/lesbian-motivational-posters.html

I'm fascinated by the "Oh Look! Cupcakes." poster! And, I must say, those are two girls that are (a) slender AND (b) hot. :-P

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 4:00pm.

Amanda Bynes is cute, but needs to cut down on the whore-paint and lose the retarded extensions.
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Has she had work done on her face or is it just the aforementioned whore-paint that's confusing me?

For Provolone:

Right under that Kelly Clarkson pic:
http://www.cityrag.com/main/2009/09/lesbian-motivational-posters.html

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Amanda Bynes is cute, but needs to cut down on the whore-paint and lose the retarded extensions.

I love Kate Moss' pencil-eraser nipples --and wouldn't mind dipping into her medicine cabinet for a long weekend-- but that's all she got going for her. Aside, I suppose, from her bank statement.

I'll never see a Twilight movie, but that Ashley Green chick is smokin' hot... I hate that slender chicks are constantly compared to "13 year old boys".

.... And, well, that seems to be all my penis has to report at this time.

Amanda looks like that girl from Degrassi

*tazes self for knowing that*

Awww, Uvy, you DID like my smart ass comment to Jack. I'm officially a dlisted whore now -- and so honored!

Ok, enough sweetness from Babu, we've got work to do....

1) Is Kate Moss missing a nipple cuz that pic just looks wrong.

2) Jessica Biehl gets 2 crumbs articles? She was always so damn clingy and demanding with JT. Just bugged the snot out of me. I don't think she's a lesbo by the way she was so clingy with him. Either that or she's been a good actress about it, and we all know that can't be.

3) Michael Jackson is #6 on the list of most influential men?! That just don't seem right.

ETA: 4) I could have sworn that was George Lopez. Man, Kelly's weight sure yo-yos. I feel bad for her, but she could have worn something more flattering. Jeez.

Submitted by mistressoftheun... on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:34pm.
don draper topped obama? what is the world coming to...

Visualizing Don Draper topping Obama. Niiiice!

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

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don draper topped obama? what is the world coming to...

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by pussywhipper on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:19pm.

cuz they're not trying to make the guys laugh... they're trying to get them off... der.

Well thats sad! Theres much better stuff on the internet for getting off to, than celebs at the beach!

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

Becks looks hot with facial hair.

Snowy,

I feel bad for her, too. I don't think she was using him for status, at least not after the first few months.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

Kelly's looking Shrek-ish...

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

I can't decide if Pete Wentz without the emo hair looks kinda hot, or if it's the bowl I just smoked :/

The Louis Vuitton backpack purse he's rocking kinda nullifies the potential new hotness he has goin' on though.

Submitted by pussywhipper on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 3:19pm.

cuz they're not trying to make the guys laugh... they're trying to get them off... der.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!

Submitted by snowpiece: "whispers *i feel kinda bad for Jessica Biele"

I kind of do, too. I'm not 100% sure she's into the peen, but... she's probably going to really fade away now that she's not JT's beard anymore.

Me three! It's odd that we all would think it was Rodriguez - she never lets herself go!

I feel for Clarkson; it's difficult to be thin for certain body types and genes.

Re: Egotastic's pics of Twilighter looking "really really hot" in a bikini...
Why do the blogs run by supposedly straight males (Superficial, etc.) always feel the need to go on and on about how "hot" any quasi-celeb in a bathing suit is... even when they have the figure of a 13 year old Asian boy. We get it, you're straight! Now be funny!

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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

Dying laughing at all the people we thought Kelly Clarkson was! (Patton Oswalt had me on the FLOOR)

I thought it was Michelle Rodriguez, too!

Oh Kelly Clarskon, at first sight I thought you were Kerry Katona. So you know, you might want to look into that.

Hahahahahaha! I swear this guy is a chick.

That Louis Vuitton backpack really butches up Pete Wentz's entire look.

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Jeez, I thought that was Val Kilmer at first.

I used to respect Kelly because she wasn't scary-skinny, but now she has gone way too far in the other direction. For goodness sakes Kelly, take care of yourself and have some pride in the way you look, especially since you know everybody's going to take your picture and post it on the Internet.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL
LOL, I thought it was Patton Oswalt

My first thought was Michelle Rodriguez, she sure looks dikey...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
ALl I saw was the big glasses and the pig nose. Thought it was Shitney.

LOL, I thought it was Patton Oswalt.
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And I *still* think the homeless chick that goes around hugging people is Patton Oswalt in drag ! LOL

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:32pm.

All I saw was the big glasses and the pig nose. Thought it was Shitney.
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So did I. Kelly is really fugging herself up. Well, if she wants to let herself go, whatever.

I thought that was Kerry Katona. I don't know who should be more offended by that. And I hate MK for even showing me wtf Kerry Katona is!

"Sing louder, child army! Mama's got a possum to feed!" -MK 10/1/09

Becks got a beard...

And her name is Posh. Old news.

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btw, bitch did an awesome job on one of the tracks for Vampire Diaries! You Found Me - Kelly Clarkson ..... LOVES IT!!

I always thought facial hair and body fuzz was sheer hotness (yeah, I'm like that) until I saw this picture of Becks...

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
ALl I saw was the big glasses and the pig nose. Thought it was Shitney.

LOL, I thought it was Patton Oswalt.

I'll pack the avocados in my bra. Security won't notice. You don't mind warm avocados, right?

Don Draper is the most influential man? Seriously? He's a fictional character.

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ALl I saw was the big glasses and the pig nose. Thought it was Shitney.