Tuesday, October 6th 2009
Battle Of The Beauties (Prince Always Wins)
At yesterday's Chanel show in Paris, Jehovah's sexiest witness, Prince, strolled in wearing your grandma's Sunday church suit and carrying your pimp's weekday cane. BOW DOWN! Shortly after, RiRi strolled in wearing Prince's HAIR. Oh, how I would have loved to be a fly in Karl Lagerfeld's rice noodle ponytail so that I could witness Prince throwing shade at RiRi for taking his look! When doves cry, it's because Prince stared them down.
And where can I get an application to be Prince's hand-holder, because that is the job to have.
Riri should just step off, Prince has got that shit.
on a side note, just cos it has the chanel emblem on it, shit is not necesarily stylish. case in point, riri's bag, it's heinous.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I couldn't love Prince more if I tried.
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OMG when did Prince lose his vision? he could maybe blame his blindness for that outfit but he's been wearing crazy shit like that for years. I love him anyway.
P.S. of course he is gay. He wears heels every day. Look at him!
Prince, a raspberry beret would really top it off....
The black Gwen Stefani meets Andre Leon Talley after gastic bypass surgery...
WTF?
"Prince, strolled in wearing your grandma's Sunday church suit..."
M.K., you are the shit!!
Dapper little dude, ain't he?
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Thats one mean feat making a Chanel skirt look skanky. Good job RiRi (no not really)
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
OMG these celebs are freakin weirdos I swear.
Prince real speaking voice scares the shit out of me it's so deep and he's so small...He would climp up on Rihanna and whup her ass... She thought Chris Brown was something.. She don't want to fuck with Prince...oh hell no
I LOVE Prince! *swoon* The swirly thing on Rihanna's head looks just like a pile of doody. And she probably paid wayyy too much on that hideous bag.
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Too bad Michael K can't really get that job since Prince doesn't like tall people, LOL
Prince is a smooth operator
What's with all the hay? Did someone say ho-down show-down??
I adore Prince. He rules.
There is nothing more to say about Prince than 'AWESOME'! Prince is a true musician, and is eccentric--all the true musicians I know are the exact same way. Hard for me to believe he's 51, but I'm 41, so there you go. He is just it for me. Loved him since 'I Wanna Be Your Lover' in 1979.
There's nothing to say about Rihanna. She's a has-been. Her 15 seconds were up 14 seconds ago.
Next up, Prince will sue Riri for stealing his look *eyeroll*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
You know, when one lacks talent or brains, she (or he) must resort to pimping out the body to make ends meet. Case and point: this airhead that can't sing for beans. From dancehall to pop to faux rock to wannabe devil worshiper, I guess all she has left to mangle is country?
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
Oh god.
I'm getting fucking sick of looking at Rihanna with her eternal bitchface and shades.
Go back to singing on Bring it On: Part 432459984, sweetie, because you sure as fuck aren't edgy.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I seriously doubt Prince can stare DOWN at anything, a side-upwards glance yes (just as lethal). I think RiRi looks fabulous.
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Wasn't Prince supposed to have a hip replaced? That's probably what the cane is for. All those 80s icons falling apart.
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
He looks like a gay(er?) Willy Wonka
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!- M.K.
Rhianna's talent can fit into a thimble.
She needs to hire a stylist, grow up and stop pretending to be more than what she is.
Prince is a true muscian and extremely talented. He gets a pass.
Rihanna looks adorable and beautiful here. She should be this polished more often. No more of that disheveled alien shit.
HAHAHAHAHA! Jehovah's sexiest witness! Awesome MK.
Are they at a farm? Whaddup with all the hay?
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Why do her breasts look so weird. Is it that bustier top that is doing it?
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
do you think prince's outfit is one of a kind? the way those ruffles frames his face gets me thinking i should have an outfit like this of my very own...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
ba ha ha ha!
Jehovah's sexiest witness! Wow.
PRINCE- I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Prince needs a double hip replacement and he is too scared to get it done. I think he had a birth defect and it has gotten worse over the years. He is still the oddest looking creature ever.
How on Gods green earth is it possible for Prince to be straight, and still look like that? I've been wondering this since I was 10 years old!
Prince's stance and movements remind me of Lagerfeld, but Prince rocks.
He may be eccentric but he fascinates me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:36am.
Yeah, I think Willy and Slugworth were secretly sucking each others Gobstoppers. lol!
Prince is a Bad Bitch! Love his outfit!
And you're damn right, Prince wins erry time!
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Ahhahaha... "Jehovah's Sexiest Witness"!!
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
"You know where you got that shirt from... and it damn sure wasn't the men's department!"
I still can't look at Prince without thinking of that Charlie Murphy sketch on Chappelle.
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11927
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
Mopa I thought WW was already pretty much gay?! ;p
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LOL@"Jehovah's sexiest witness"
That's one of your best, MK.
Prince looks like a gay Willy Wonka.
Sweet Babu on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 10:21am.
Is Prince seriously a homophobe? Come on, little guy! Is it because of his religion?
while JW's do not allow their members to be homosexuals they are suppoused to be respectful not homophobes
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Keecrist!--that's one of the funniest post you've ever written Mr. Michael K.
-if the shoe fits, you're doing it wrong--
It's always a great day when I see new pictures of my main partner in peen, Prince!! Ahhhh, I love the Purple One!
"At yesterday's Chanel show in Paris, Jehovah's sexiest witness, Prince, strolled in wearing your grandma's Sunday church suit and carrying your pimp's weekday cane. BOW DOWN!"-MK
DEAD! Just fucking awesome.
SCRAG SLUT!!!
amazing how far SUCKING DICKS will get you, huh?
fuck off, bish. ugly whore.
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
LOL@C Word! Totally agree.
My friend showed me this inneresting thing about Gaddafi's guards the other day:
http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1536193_1,00.jpg
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They sometimes look like Vanity 6, in fact;p
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
really Prince always wins.RiRi can drop her act now.
Prince looks like he is trying to channel a haute couture version of Capt. Jack Sparrow.
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I can totally see that woman scooping Prince up and carrying him over puddles.