Last Christmas (I Gave You A Pink Slip)
George Michael's boyfriend of 13 years, Kenny Goss, has quit that bitch, because he was totally over his man always being in handcuffs (and not in the sexy way). The Daily Mail says that Kenny gave George the gift of singlehood last Christmas, but the two managed to keep that shit on the down low up until now.
After George was arrested last year for being caught with the bad shit in a public bathroom, Kenny said he just couldn't take it anymore. One of George's friends said, "Kenny had given George many chances. But after the Hampstead Heath incident he said he couldn’t take any more. Despite George saying they had an open relationship, Kenny never agreed with George’s urges to cruise for other men, or with his excessive use of cannabis."
George isn't taking the break-up well. Apparently, he spends all day smoking the good shit and playing video games. So basically, it sounds like he's turned into a 24-year-old fanboy who still lives in his mother's basement. It is worse than I thought. However, at least he's not tap-dancing in public bathrooms or getting a sudden case of the Zzzzzzs while driving. That's good, I guess.
I'm actually surprised their relationship lasted this long. It's one thing to know that your boyfriend is out licking on another dude's taint, but constantly being woken up by the police to bail his ass out of jail doesn't sound like fun. Go ahead and fuck on another bitch, but don't fuck with my sleep!
UPDATE: George has denied away that Kenny put his ass on the curb. George's spokeswhore had this to say: "There is no truth in the matter at all. Kenny has been away in Dallas where he owns a gallery but is scheduled to return home this Friday. They are planning a lovely weekend together."
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"excessive use of cannabis" - is that even possible? And what kind of monster would object to puffin' on the sweet weed?
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I hope this is true. Kenny you need to realize that you don't have to put up with a no good pot smoking, looking for strange ass sex no good boyfriend. Break the cycle girlfriend.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
"George isn't taking the break-up well. Apparently, he spends all day smoking the good shit and playing video games."
Yeah, like that doesn't descibe every day of his life since Wham split.
"Apparently, he spends all day smoking the good shit and playing video games."
I am soooo envious. For real.
Oooooh.... That would be a couple to contend with...
@Mike: or Cinco de Mayo.
for real I was like oh cool something happened at a family xmas dinner table. there goes my excitement.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:01am.
I thought this was gonna be about some Gay xmas thing story. mmmmk
LOL! Or maybe St. Paddy's Day?
GM should just hook up with Boy George...they've had this explosive love/hate for each other since the 80s and you know this would be a match made in tabloid heaven. Boy will handcuff him to the bidet (GM seems to like that) and beat him up when he misbehaves. Sure way to keep him from trolling public restrooms looking for trouble. LOL
and if they do a remake of "Bad Boys" or "Club Tropicana" that'll be "brilliant."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oisr9QqWrOs
George looks as if he smells a particularly stinky fart. Either that or his beard is itchy.
I thought this was gonna be about some Gay xmas thing story. mmmmk
Coma Caca!!
LOL@Georgie's smugface for the update;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Pity GM threw away a ton of talent for the bad shit.
Like the update though. They "are planning a lovely weekend together". How....homosexual of them. Why do the gay Brits have to overuse "lovely" and "brilliant". It's worse than the Californians and their "amazing".
Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 9:25am.
Careless wanker.
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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I see right through you
I walk right through you
- Alanis Morrisette
Don't blame Kenny if he did quit George. George has turned into a raging asshole. The drugs, booze and cheating. That's too much for any person to put up with.
The green jacket reminds me of the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
Poor George. He had such a good career back in the 80's. It's all gone to hell now.
Kenny's green velvet jacket is happening. He needs a matching top hat.
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
I really don't get why people give others chance, after chance, after chance, after chance. One chance? Sure. Two chances? You're pushing it, but okay. After that? Fuck it.
Careless wanker.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Michaela I love that song too
and Snoog he was hot my entire adolecence and beyond, you are just too young to remember.....le sigh! :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
for a little irony:
I don't want your freedom
I don't need to play around
I don't want nobody's baby
Part - time love just brings me down...
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
I heart George so I have NOTHING bad to say about him today! His concerts and music are fabulous!
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Looking for some education
Made my way into the night
All that bullshit conversation
Well haby can't you read the signs?
I won't bore yuu with the details baby
I don't even want to waste your time
Let's just say that maybe
You could help to ease my mind
Baby, i ain't mr. Right
But if you're looking for fastlove
If that's love in your eyes
It's more than enough
Had some had luck
So fastlove is all that i've got on my mind
Does anyone else remember the 15 minutes when George was hot? That was a loooooooooong time ago.
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
George Michael looks evil in this photo... He used to be so handsome.
Well, at least he didn't get obese like Boy George.
Well, I can understand Kenny being traumatized after the "Hampstead Heath Incident." I know I was.
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I shall call her Mama Je'e. Or Jo'e ~I.G.
Elle Habite Ici
"like a 24 year old fanboy still living in his mother's basement"
Oh, how about a guy in his mid THIRTIES still living with mommy??? I know three guys just like that.
Off-topic, sorry. Had to vent.
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Submitted by Francine: "George Michael looks like a bee there."
Oh my god, he DOES! That is too funny.
I agree I was just thinking that he should
My BEATS PER MINUTE never been the same!!!
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Help me!
I love George Michael & wishes he tours one more time like all the 80/90's bands. Imagine a WHAM reunion with his Farrah Fawcett flip. Aww good times.
Whats wrong with weed? At least he is not doing lines in the rest stop bathrooms. The constant cheating is not acceptable though. Get some help George. Love ya
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Resistance is Futile!
OMG PANCAKES
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
http://thebitchywaiter.com/
I predict they will be get back together. Will he a settlement?
George Michael looks like a bee there.
The Dear "John" letter was the lyrics to "Too Funky."
Hey, You're Just Too Funky For Me
I gotta get inside of you
And i'll show you heaven if you let me
Hey you just too funky for me
ΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦΦ
Lotus Flower
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:55am.
you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MAKE IT STOP!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Guilty feet have got no rhythm....(Jane tells me that Erroll Flynn was the same way)....We should all invite Kenny out for drinks with the Pet Shop Boys......Love, Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
EEG wth is wrong with you!?!?!?!?
LMAO @ The Fly
you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
'Cos teacher
There are things that I don't want to learn
And the last one I had
Made me cry
So I don't want to learn to
Hold you, touch you
Think that you're mine
Because it ain't no joy
For an uptown boy
Whose teacher has told him goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ...
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Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
E-Mails I've written
Never meaning to send
OMFG! LMAO!
*swats 'the fly'*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:45am.
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That is cool!
Here's their site:
http://www.gossmichaelfoundation.org/
(Apologies for all the linkage/useless facts this a.m.; I'm high on Nyquil and google-happy.)
You put the boom boom into my heart!
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Help me!
I wanna play but I don't know any GM lyrics off the top of my head. And am too lazy to google.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
they look so gross in public, cannot begin to imagine what they'd look like doing the dirty dirty *vomits*
I WANT YOUR GODDAMN CHICKEN!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I'd say love was a magical thing
I'd say love would keep us from pain
Had I been there
Had I been there
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:42am.
FREEEE do you love the monkey or do you love MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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It's you, Snowy, I'm so over the monkey! Can't you tell by my Careless Whisper?????
The allure of strange is just too much for George. Strange and the weed.
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
George lied. Look at the lyrics he wrote for Kenny in Amazing:
You tried to save me from myself
Said 'Darling, kiss as many as you want!
My love's still available
And I know you're insatiable
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Help me!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:44am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:41am.
WHY DOES JACK KNOW SO MANY GM lyrics? that is the scary part!!!!!
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It was the eighties. Everyone wore makeup.
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yea! C-c-c-c-c-come on!!
LOL - I'm gonna be sayin that shit all day! C-c-c-c-c-come on!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Sex is natural, sex is good,
Not everybody does it,
But everybody should.
Sex is natural, sex is fun,
Sex is best when it's one on one,
One on one.
I want your sex...
I want you...
I want your sex...
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:43am.
His studio was right next to my old apartment in Dallas. It was very cool actually.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009