Three Words From Heaven: Showgirls The Sequel

Ever since the magical piece of trash masterpiece that is Showgirls changed my life in 1995, I've been hongray for a sequel or a TV show or a YouTube series or a porn version or something! Well, finally I can unclench my soul, because my prayers have been answered!

The German site Extratipp (via JoBlo) is singing from the top of the mountains in heaven that writer/director/genius/lifesaver Marc Vorlander is working on a sequel called Showgirls: Story Of Hope. Why is Germany's palette for everything so refined? I mean, The Hoff, sausages and SHOWGIRLS?! They are the perfect people.

The sequel will focus on Penny/Hope, the dumb ass stripper in the first Showgirls played to perfection by Rena Riffel. In the sequel, Hope dies of cocaine contamination and her brother goes to Frankfurt to get revenge on those who are responsible for her death. Yeah, I don't know what this has to do with Showgirls, but who cares! It could be about mobster ferrets and I'd still be creaming over this as long as they include equal amounts of Gina Gershon, bitch fights, rhinestones, and random sex scenes.

Rena is expected to reprise her role as Hope. They will shoot in Frankfurt on a $25 million budget. Don't ask me how many dick holes they had to lick to get that money, but it was worth it. THIS MUST BE MADE! The future of humanity depends on it!

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Submitted by MiyukiRocks on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 7:28pm.

"SHOWGIRLS" is one or the Great Bad Films in the history of American Cinema. But a sequel? It'd be like trying to recapture the magic of "Can't Stop the Music" starring the Village People & Nancy Walker.

It doesn't seem right to split a perfect cubic zirconium gemstone.

Submitted by Miramami on Wed, 10/07/2009 - 4:43pm.

Mira,que? Nooo, I wanted to see Elizabeth Berkley again-or whatever the fuck her name is. Somefin' ain't right with Pt II taking place in Berlin. But then again,the city's close to being the dirty dancing whore capital of Europe, so it's probably the right choice after all.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 11:23am.

The Sequel just sounds BAD BAD , and not good bad, what we love about Showgirls to begin with.

This sounds like a cheap way to cash in on the name and like it was funded by The Russian Mob , SG2 will feature tons of violence and gratuitous sex but none of the brilliant dialogue.

Please God dont ruin this.. give us more of what we want.

all above mentioned skanks should have a walk on part at least too , I agree.

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:20am.

I just re-watched (the NC-17 version) of this film again the other day. It's such glorious trash. It's one of the few films out there that's truely so bad it's good. A lot of bad films are simply boring, & some of them are so groan & eyeroll inducing that you just have to turn them off. But not Showgirls! It's like watching a car accident: you know what you're seeing is horrific, but you just can't make yourself look away.

And I always thought Rena Riffel looked like a poor man's Gina Gershon. But who really gives a fuck about that character? I like the idea they had originally for a sequel, when they thought Showgirls was going to be some kind of blockbuster hit (ha!). I believe it involved Nomi going to Hollywood & trying to make it big there. Now *that's* a story! And really, it's not like Elizabeth Berkley's doing anything right now, except making a Lifetime movie every now & then. I'm sure she could use the $$$.

Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 8:11am.

starring Lindsay Lohan and Jordan
guest starring Sarah Larson, Jon Gosselin

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 5:36am.

This project is screaming for the Hohan sisters.

All that hard work training on a stripper pole Lilo did for "I know who killed my career" is paying off.

Submitted by blah blah blah on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 2:43am.

A masterpiece of high class trash. I love it, so ridiculous yet visually compelling.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:30pm.

Oh, good.

You know, sometimes I practice in front of the mirror that one line: "We're all whores, darlin'" in my bitchiest voice ever.

I'm partially lying.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:19pm.

Lutrelle, I am soooooooooo much hotter than you. >:(

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:12pm.

Meet you at the pool boo ;)

BAM! BLOOP!

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:10pm.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:08am.
Go head wit yo bad self boo!

I can't wait to get home and tell everyone.

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wth kinda woman are you? If that was my man, OH WAIT HE IS, I'd be sexing him right now. Not posting here. Damn.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:10pm.

Are you ready to tell everyone?

My spermatozytes are sitting by the pool

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:08pm.

Go head wit yo bad self boo!

I can't wait to get home and tell everyone.

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:07pm.

Submitted by Jizzball on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:05am.
I changed mine too girl just like you told me to

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Well, I'm telling you to unchange that shit. You are MY man. Hurry up and give me my babies.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:05pm.

I changed mine too girl just like you told me to

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:00pm.

LOL! I like this puppet show. I know it's time to go to be when...

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:00pm.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:58pm.
I just changed my FB status to "in a relationship"

;-)

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YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HE IS MY MAN, NOW STOP IT.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:58pm.

I just changed my FB status to "in a relationship"

;-)

Submitted by pigger_than_life on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:52pm.

I agree that we need more "Showgirls" in our lives, but this sequel (actually more like a spin-off, why center the plot on Hope?) is just weird... how on earth did they get the money?
I've been checking Marc Vorlander's IMBd, there's nothing on it, and he doesn't even have a wikepedia page, this makes it all even more strange.
Anyways, I found a teaser for this sequel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxPYKusJfoY

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Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:36pm.

Can I ask what the point of this is?

No, I won't. Ridick. I'm playing at FB, y'all have fun now.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:29pm.

My girl

Welcome her

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:28pm.

Hey boo!

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:26pm.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:14pm.
Our vacation is profound.

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Wow. Really? Because that reply wasn't.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:14pm.

Our vacation is profound.

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:11pm.

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:06pm.
My girl was made for this movie

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Who? Lutrelle?

Aren't you supposed to be vacaying with her right now?

Submitted by Jizzball on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:06pm.

My girl was made for this movie

Submitted by Superpop on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:55pm.

WTF??? That slut Hope wasn't even a "Showgirl" in the first movie! The original was a terrible film but was wildly entertaining. This shit sequel will just be plain shit.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:54pm.

@Mr. Pres: I've had my eye on Aubrey ever since you couldn't get over her. Her transformation was magnificent! Who could have known that this was her master plan?! And she just keeps getting better every day! She deserves to star in Showgirls: The Sequel!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:48pm.

i so need to see this movie , i mean the first showgirls , boy i hope they have it at blockbuster .

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:45pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:11pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:58pm.
What? Cocaine all by itself is not bad enough? Now it's gotta be contaminated!? The perfect cast:

Aubrey O'Day
Shauna Sands
Kerry Katona
Tila Tequila
and Phoebe Price as the wizened barmaid!
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Fine, but in my MEMAW edition, I plan to have nekkid Heather Mills and her pancake nips, spread eagle, pogo style shooting soy beans out her cooter....TOP THAT!
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Ok...we can always make two! Or three or four even! We could do ShowPepaws eventually! Get Clive Owen and Gary Oldman and Vincent D'onofrio all up in there!

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:42pm.

Oooh...it should be LiLo and Britney and Xtina!

And ok - Pam can be the new girl.

♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:29pm.

Hohan would have been good for this...she would probably do lapdances for any price. *covers self with plastic*

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:12pm.

I'm not buying it unless they get Pam Anderson to play "the new girl" and Paris Hilton as "the batcave".

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by nocgirl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:10pm.

This movie is so bad it is one of my guilty pleasures. Elizabeth Berkley's acting as Nomi is so ridiculous it makes me laugh. I love how dramatic she makes pouring ketchup on french fries. The over-acting during the pool sex scene is a good chuckle too.

Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:53pm.

@ citizen_shameshame
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It happened to me when I was nursing my children, and the obstetrician recommended putting a little honey on the nipples.
Put Vaseline on your nipples, sweetie. Or pure Aloe Vera. Or organic coconut oil.

Submitted by citizen_shameshame on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:39pm.

off topic.. has anyone ever chaffed their nipplettes? its a real bitch. im gonna go ice them ..

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:36pm.

what the fuck is this movie about?! besides the obvious title?

Submitted by NomiMaloneIsGoddess on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:36pm.

This is the single greatest day of my life.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:26pm.

Oooh lordy

Submitted by Caladonia on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:24pm.

Lindsay Lohan MUST be in this movie.

Submitted by moosh on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:21pm.

this is gonna be a classic.

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/

Submitted by speakit on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:57pm.

Submitted by ja_guide on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:12pm.
A sequel to Showgirls!! PLEASE, NO!!

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That was pretty much my reaction, except I passed gas too when I thought it.

Submitted by JensaMember on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:53pm.

Oh God .. That lovely Rena .. She grew up in my Current/Home town she was 2 years older than me and had hardly any friends and did lame comericial spots for her dads chiropratic office
She is a Joke here No Home Town Hero ;)

Have A Jenn-Tastic day

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:33pm.

*sigh* I can only hope this is true.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:27pm.

<"Hope dies of cocaine contamination and her brother goes to Frankfurt to get revenge">

Sounds stupid.
"Hope dies of cocaine contamination and her sister-strippers go to Frankfurt to get revenge" - I'm sold.

Submitted by astatine on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:24pm.

"I'm soooo exciiiited! I'm sooo exciited! I'm so.... SCARED!"

-Jessie Spano

Submitted by darbycr on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:23pm.

Ima gonna double dose up on my aids medication. I better not die before this release. Now I gotta reason to live

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:18pm.

"goes to Frankfurt to get revenge"?!?!... come on!! do it right!!... have 'em go to Frank N. Furter for revenge!

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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."