Monday, October 5th 2009
Uh Oh
Sienna Miller is starring on Broadway right now with Jonny Lee Miller (that's the Ex. Mr. Saint Angie to all of us) and the two went for a stroll yesterday with his son Buster and her dog. I should mention that Jonny Lee is MARRIED! Jonny's wife Michele must be secure in her shit, because most wives would've had the SWAT Team, a dozen priests, several doctors from the CDC and the Cheaters camera crew on the scene at once. Sienna's wrecking ball vag would've been served with a restraining order and Jonny's peen would've been put in handcuffs. You do not fuck around with Sienna's skills.
Even Jonny's kid knows what she's up to. Dude has his thumb up like, "Yeah, she's a pro."
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Mira, I would never let my man walk around alone with Sienna Miller unless I knew he had just contracted crabs or herpes.
The first line of this post makes me sad. Remember when real stars and actors starred on Broadway?
Hopefully JLM's wife has some kind of industrial strength skank-buster chastity belt/invisible fencing on her husband. Slutienna's toxic vag snares married men like a Venus Flytrap.
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Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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Skank Alert!! DEFON 69!
I have no doubt Sluttiena is on the prowl for some married peen. Bitch likes a challenge, and wrecking homes.
how does sienna not have a busted lip or eye already...shit?
I hope his wife hoses him down and disinfects him before she lets him back in the house.
Warnings from the Surgeon General clearly state that ANY exposure to Sienna Miller can cause permanent irreversable herpes.
Submitted by J.Mo on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:47am.
Wasn't Jude Law best man when JLM married Angie? I thought I read that...
And I did see Hackers but it was one of those movies I saw for Marc Anthony, I think. Although, Marc Anthony's best role will probably always be his non-speaking part in Big Night.
Why does only one person here know Jonny Lee Miller and Jude Law are best friends? Yeah, she has a dick for a brain but it's obviously Jude she's angling for here.
He has nice hairy arms, but why are his jeans so long? I mean, he could roll them up or someting...
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Her clothes are stupid. That is all.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
I would usually say that she is in need of a dick slap, but now I'm not so sure...
bwhahahahahah!!!!
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she can be quite likable , i remember seeing her for the first time in a sitcom .......... london mike , london something .... with the blonde dude from Fringe and she was funny , besides that i don't know why she is famous ,i mean if we forget balthazar getty.
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:44pm.
I wouldn't let my husband within 10 feet of that slut.
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Why? If a man will go for easy pussy, he's not a man worth having.
Ha! Did he leave her standing on the corner like a stroll girl?
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She should not be permitted within 10 feet of a married man. It is like their cocks have some special magnet that attracts her vacuous vag.
Honestly, Sienna's pussay ought to be filled with concrete like a Superfund site to prevent someone stumbling in and contaminating themselves.
If there's really a romantic thing going on here than Sienna has serious, serious issues.
Ya kinda wonder if she hangs used condoms as ornaments on her xmas tree...........*whispering* and she uses a sharpie to remind herself who they "cum" from. *shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
You guys are killing me...immunity from her succubus pussy?!
hahahahahahaha
Now the word "doily" sounds funny to me. Crap.
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Lmao, MK.
I would like to think that JLM was above dippin his stick in a no-talent home-wrecking whore, but, he was married to Angelina....
Eli Stone was a GREAT SHOW!!!
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According to a blind item JLM like peepee and poopoo times...better load up on the coffee and oat meal Sienna....
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Only Sienna would wear a doily cloth mini with Hercules sandals!
OMG! DANGER! DANGER!
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
You know, if you look at his body language he doesn't seem like he's interested in her but she looks like she's pushing up on him and trying to get him to look at her. Granted these are only a few shots.
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Why is she wearing someone's granny's lace doilie for a skirt?
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This is so nice of his wife. Handling the impending divorce this way by letting a whore take your baby on a stroll.
There has to be some kind of divorce around the corner or he just lost his damn mind.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:55pm.
Ahhaha cuntygolightly!
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thanks!! her coked out face really is inspirational
Pretty? yes. Gorgeous? I just don't see it. IMHO, she is every bit of average and ordinary. I see a million sienna miller's in a week. I don't see what is so special about her or her looks. She has nothing to make her stand out from all the other empty headed blondes.
She will be fucking him in 3....2....1
But, then again, some men actually care about their families and don't feel the need to sleep with every skank that puts a move on them(and you know she will.) Hard to believe, I know. But, those men exist.
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They're both actors from the UK, and she's a semen powered, perpetual motion, fuck dynamo, so he probably tagged that years ago and now has a natural immunity to her succubus pussy song. Once these dudes get free they usually never go back.
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Was he in that Hackers movie? He was the hotness, looked like he packed on the pounds thanks to the dreaded sympathy weight men put on when their woman is preggers. Sienna looks like she wants him bad but he's like...aw hell's NO!
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OMG! Johnny Lee Miller!!!!!!!!! I would hit it until it was a sopping bloody mess!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe this whore was considered a style icon for a hot minute. She was just doing a cheap copy of Kate Moss's style but oh well. Bitch has a great body except...she has no neck. Must be hard to suck cock with no neck.
I think this little kid is saying to himself, "Ohhhhh shhhiiiiiittttt ... I see a visitation order in my future ..."
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Ahhaha cuntygolightly!
Your avatar is awesome. Exactly what I was hoping someone would do.
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She'll be banging that dude in no time if she already isn't and when the press give her shit for it she will act all hurt and be upset, cry and go in the "IM NOT THE SLUT EVERYONE SAYS I AM" mode...
excellent point joe!
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I liked her in Stardust. Jolie seems to like balding men.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:38pm.
I think Sienna is beautiful, and has a great little bod. There is no need for her to be such a homewrecking slut.
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Hey PSL! Yeah I think she's very pretty too. Perhaps she targets married men so that she can be an amoral slut. They can hardly complain if she sleazes around can they, if they're married?
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Dang, I thought that was Gary Sinise at first, I thought WTH is he doing w/ Sienna Miller? Glad I'm wrong. :)
Submitted by cabbagehead on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:33pm.
My mistake, I didn't really know anything about him except that he was with Angelina Jolie. Sorry about the ignorance.
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"Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:38pm.
I think Sienna is beautiful, and has a great little bod. There is no need for her to be such a homewrecking slut."
Maybe in "The Layer Cake" but now she looks like an obese Olsen twin.
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I think Sienna is beautiful, and has a great little bod. There is no need for her to be such a homewrecking slut.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:08pm.
This is the same man who momentarily married Angelina Jolie, and now he's "befriending" this crazed, obscene piece of ass. Johnny Lee Miller clearly has a type for loose, sociopathic harpy women based on that alone.
That being said, I've never seen any movie with this guy in it.
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he actually didn't just befriend her now, hes known her for years. he, jude law, and ewan mcgregor are close friends, they were even at millers wedding with jolie.
and the reason his marriage with jolie didn't work out is because he's a lot more grounded than she is, and their lifestyles just didn't mesh as well as they hoped.
why do i know all of this random nonsense? lol, i don't know.
p.s. everyone's seen trainspotting or that ridiculous hackers, and he was in those.
Married or not, I don't get why guys are so attracted to her. Maybe she's a good cook.
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Submitted by whole lotto luv on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 6:16pm.
That's so awesome! After a while we all start thinking alike here!