Monday, October 5th 2009
Panty Creamer Of The Day
This picture of Alexander Skarsgard grabbing onto a dude's titty at Fantastic Fest '09 will probably find itself inserted into Photoshop about a million times, because crazed True Blood hos (yours truly included) will be pasting their heads on this shit. I mean, we all want Vampire Eric to place his sexy hand on our nipple while holding a Stella in the middle of a freezer.
Something tells me the dude's face lips aren't the only pair of lips puckering up. OW! Eric has that effect on everyone.
If that was me, I'd never wash or lick my nipple ever again. My nipple would be looking like a crusty 7-layer dip after about a year, and I still wouldn't take a towelette to it.
Source: PoshDeluxe VIA Just Jared
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apparently he is 6' 4"/1.93cm tall!..and if you're wondering if drag becomes him:
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/music/2008/10/12/alexanderskarsgard.pn...
he's not contemporary gorgeous but oozes sexiness which sometimes is better than just having the looks...
Vampire Eric is European so he probably looks gay to us Americans, but I don't think he is, he looks like a typical Scandinavian dude.
That is a really nice-looking man.
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Fucking LOVED that series! Iceman... holy smokes! I only started watching TB because of Skarsgard.
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
WTF is this ?????
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Submitted by Maggie69 on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:26am.
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That's funny because I got the gay vibe from an airport picture of him too. He was wearing this turquoise button-up and cut offs with these cute adidas. I don't know if he's a metro but it made him kind of suspect in my mind. Not that I care, though. He's still hot.
What's this, some kind of backroom action?
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I have to agree with stake_spike. I DEFINITELY get a gay vibe from him. Ever since I saw pictures (on Dlisted) of him, - I think - at an airport, rolling his luggage in. There was something about those pics that sent my gaydar off the charts! My daughter said maybe it's because he's from another country and that's how they look/act, so I dismissed it ... sort of. LOL Needless to say, with this photo (his pose) ...... my gaydar is THROUGH THE ROOF!!!!
That being said, don't care who he fucks, I love me some Eric!!
BTW, did anyone notice on TB when he was speaking with Arlene's kids, that he was in a VERY yummy pose -- GQ style?
If you want to see Skarsgard but don't feel like watching TB you should rent the miniseries Generation Kill. It was really fucking good.
@ little_rascal
i know he's a naughty one , but is he cute or what !!!!!
but i all honesty who in hollywood hasn't slept with everybody , must be some rule over there , what really disappointed me of jared was when he dated TILA TEQUILA !!!!!!!
oh now that i can't !
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Is he really tall or is Titty Boy really short, or both? I have a weak spot for tall, lanky guys with light-colored eyebrows. Hey, actually, that describes my hubby. So...res ipsa loquitur. :)
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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@ Peaches80
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Yes, Jared Leto is definitely a delectable male specimen.
He's also a very very bad boy!
He's been involved with:
Sharon Stone
Cameron Diaz
Britney Spears
Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johanssen
Ashley Olsen
Lindsay Lohah
Paris Hilton
And these is just a partial list!!! To see the complete list, check out whosdatedwho.com, and enter Jared Leto into search. :-)
Yummy...Usually blondes aren't my type but Alex is on hot piece.
@little_rascal
you go girl !!!!! shall we add jared leto (clean )
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin
Sorry, but my heart belongs to RPattz. And Hugh Jackman. And Ryan Reynolds. And Jake Gyllenhaal.
Yes, I'm a slut!
Alex Skarsgard is single-handedly reversing my perimenopause. Every time I see a picture of this piece, I feel like a 15-year-old horny teenager, dripping in estrogen.
@ stake_spike & DESIGNER GENES
What is it about dem down-to-earth boys? *swoon*
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
Cosign times infinity.
God I love Sam Merlotte. I'll be his dog any day of the week! And Hoyt too...he's so damned cute.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 7:09pm
Aw I love Hoyt too. He's not a looker but he's so sweet and adorable it's hard not to like his character (and Terry and Andy are great characters, especially when you get Andy and dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks Jason together). I hope they reunite Hoyt and Jessica next season. They were so sweet together.
By the end of the season I was like damn girl just jump on Eric already. But the ending made me a little Team Bill. How could she say no! And now he doesn't know she said yes! Why!?!?!
Alexander, jag älskar dig!!
Jason Stackhouse has got NOTHING on Eric when it comes to the sessy, hotness department. NOTHING.
This is one hot wagon I just can't seem to hop on....hmmm.....
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I want to live till I die no more no less.
Hey! I want to party in a freezer too. Alex is hot as hell.
Eric is my favorite guy on TB, followed by Sam and Jason. Sam is so sweet and cute. Jason is a dumb as a box of rocks but he is hot.
Submitted by pussywhipper on Mon, 10/05/2009
Love it, thanks. The WTF video made me crackup hardcore, which would be fine if I didn't just have my Septum drilled through last week.
Eric is all sorts of yum. I appreciate him even more now that I'm on book 5.
Eric doesn't do much for me. I'm more of a Sam or Hoyt gal.
That's a disturbing photo.
First, yes I realize I'm a loser.
B, here are my favorite Vampire Eric Youtube tributes (basically, the only ones not set to some crap song):
Funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7-EnKRMv3E&feature=related
Hotness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuPgyxSR4Sg&feature=fvw
WTF?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNopU5BavE&feature=fvw
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
even though I am TEAM BILL
I have to admit, the bitch is purtty hot
That's not just "some dude" -- that's Tim League, grand poobah of Fantastic Fest and founder of the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema! So, uh, "hawt."
He's sexy, so insecure straight men will automatically label him as gay.
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I shall call her Mama Je'e. Or Jo'e ~I.G.
Elle Habite Ici
He's hot, expecially on the show, Vampire Bill really does pale in comparison, possibly because he's too clingy? Reminds me of an ex I had.
Anyway there was a point.... oh yeah, he's hot but I get gay vibe from. Just saying.
Submitted by pussywhipper on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 4:46pm.
Generally, I'm not into blondes... But Vampire Eric is HAWT! I say, HBO, create TV's first worthy spin-off, by giving Eric and his *finally*-a-cougar-done-right side kick Pam a show all to themselves so I don't have to deal with Anna Paquin's "acting".
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OMG Pussywhipper that would be a great show. Eric & Pam can def carry a show. Will Lafayette be allowed on the show? LOL
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Resistance is Futile!
Vampire Eric...yum!
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I have never watched this but after seeing this I might have too. He made my nipples tingle!
Submitted by justaguest on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:01pm.
He is so damn hot, Vampire Bill pales in comparison.
LOL! Vampire puns!
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Is that a Stella in his hand?
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I shall call her Mama Je'e. Or Jo'e ~I.G.
Elle Habite Ici
True Blood hemophiliacs are bleeding out.
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It was no wonder people needed God to talk to. No one else could stand it.
When does the new season of True Blood start?
He is so damn hot, Vampire Bill pales in comparison.
That Eric dude looks kinda haggard....sorry but he is not making me cream my panties.
That pic should have been a "Caption This" contest.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Ah damn, hes hot.
Alexander Skarsgard, OH HAI.
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pic is hilarious...vampire Eric is pretty unremarkable without his make up on. I liked him better with long hair. he is one of the few guys who can pull that off.
Generally, I'm not into blondes... But Vampire Eric is HAWT! I say, HBO, create TV's first worthy spin-off, by giving Eric and his *finally*-a-cougar-done-right side kick Pam a show all to themselves so I don't have to deal with Anna Paquin's "acting".
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 4:36pm.
I think I saw him for about 30 seconds in the Lady Caca video. If that's him, then I'll admit that he looked better on there. Apart from that, I've never watched True Blood either.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
PS. Whenever MK says his anus lips are puckering, that's pretty much how I imagine it. Yeah, I said it. I think that guy's face looks like MK's ass! LOL!
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 4:33pm.
I don't see the appeal with this guy.
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I don't either, really...but I like the way he stands out in this picture...I've never seen anything he's made but I get the idea that he's much more appealing in motion...
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
He is much hotter in vampire makeup and with his haircut on the show.
I don't see the appeal with this guy.
He looks like a cross between Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Steakumm, I think.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
he looks like a queen. def TEAM JASON STACKHOUSE!!
He is so beautiful. *sigh*
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