Afternoon Crumbs
Oh, Victoria Silvstedt is just massaging her crotch crabs - Egotastic!
Jessica Simpson wearing a see-through muumuu and control-top granny panties to a pool party - Hollywood Tuna
Brad Pitt's man cave isn't as exciting as it sounds - Towleroad
Kristen Stewart and RPattz going into an elevator. That means they are totally doing dirty unicorn sex together - Popsugar
Paul McCartney just got away from one cuntoid and now he's forced to sit next to another one at his daughter's fashion show?! - Lainey Gossip
And when the priest asks if anyone objects to this marriage, Salma Hayek's nipples will holler "WE DO!" - Popeater
Detective La Toya is on the trail in Rome (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
You can't tell from these pictures but Suri is on the sidelines with a whip and a blow horn - Just Jared
Mr. Big is off the market - Celebitchy
Yes, Sherri, "real women" are all built like the Tasmanian Devil - I'm Not Obsessed
Carol Channing wins every time - SOW
Naomi Campbell's nipples take to the runway - Hollywood Rag
Christian Audigier needs to put his dick back in Jon Gosselin's mouth hole, so he can shut up already - ICDYK
This made me feel emotions - Cityrag
Being fucked up on the bad shit obviously gives Kerry Katona the giggles - Holy Moly!
Usually, I'm all for leather garter boots, but RiRi's arent doing anything for me - Socialite Life
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Ashleigh looks like she was born with a cleft palate. and I'm surprised that Vaginormica (Victoria whatsherface) can contain her vag area with such a small piece of material. That is all.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 2:32pm.
Masturbating with sand in your pussy is the best!!!
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OH, that gave me bad childhood after playing in the sandbox flashbacks. :( ouch
I can't stand Jessica Simpson and there was a time when I thought Ashley was hotter, but I think Ashley is looking like a meth addict. Too skinny for her severe features. Jessica, while in an atrocious old lady outfit, looks prettier.
Kerry Katona is so fucked up and damn she makes me laugh. HARD! She's extremely difficult to understand, I have to replay everything at least twice to hear what she's saying but the crazy bitch is FUNNAY.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Jessica Simpleton is a fucking JOKE.
That puppy video was the cutest thing ever!
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“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
Cripes! WTF is Jessica Simpson thinking when she wears that shit? That suit would look good on NO ONE. Why doesn't she just wear a one piece suit if she's unwilling to show her abs? I'm pretty sure I know what's going on. Ashley used to be the ugly nose and looked even less attractive next to hot sister Jessica. Now she's the cute one and she probably tells Jessica how hot she looks in the nastiest outfits just to make it clear that she's the hot one now.
Victoria's just doing the video for "I Touch Myself."
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"You can't trust a ho as soon as they start covering their body parts with that Ed Hardy fuckery."
Victoria Silvstedt used to be Playmate of the year?
Is it me, or has Playboy's stndards gone down the drain? She's got chicken legs!
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
@ MissJaneTexas
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Thanks a lot! Hahahaha ♥
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 4:37pm
That would be my bad. Sorry :( *tazes self*
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
With sand in her canooter, Vicky S. better take care not to jog to her car. Bitch will end up sawing herself in half. Page David Copperfield!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Jessica Simpson yo-yos in weight probably because she's small.
I've come to the observation that if you're especially tiny that you're either very skinny or that your weight fluctuates a lot. Unfortunately, I belong to the latter category. Coming from a family of short women, we all tend to gain weight so easily. Two of my best friends are really short, and they have the same problem.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Now I'm singing VIVA VIAGRA!
Who started this?
Dear Sherri Shepard,
You're not cute and nobody cares what you look like.
Regards,
NOT IMPRESSED
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Douchechill!
Fat or not, I still think Jessica is a lot prettier than Ashlee. Ashlee always looks greasy and smarmy to me.
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Douchechill!
@Sweet Babu: Yeah, I bet she's REALLY REALLY cute if she cleans right up...but I remember that story of her mum...it doesn't bode well...
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Carol Channing is amazing! That is all.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:55pm.
That Kerry Katona video totally worked on me! I think she's cute! I was a little disturbed by how she managed to OFFEND children with her language but other than that - cute! She needs to get clean, that one.
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I can really see the effects of mixing coke with her bi-polar meds, though.
Damn. Just damn. Re: everything! lolol
That Kerry Katona video totally worked on me! I think she's cute! I was a little disturbed by how she managed to OFFEND children with her language but other than that - cute! She needs to get clean, that one.
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Can someone please tell my WHY Jessica Simpleton is still wearing her wedding band from Nick?
I fail to see how Victoria is masturbating in those pics...
Oh sweet deep fried Snickers, I am actually a huge J. Simp fan (find her strangely endearing), but it is clear homegirl is eating away the pain.
JESSICA, IF YOU ARE READING THIS (and you may very well be since you have no boyfriend, dog, or job to speak of) - STOP YOURSELF, HO! CEASE AND DESIST WITH THE CHEESECAKE AND TAKE THAT BIG OLE TRUNK TO THE GYM! Still love you, though, even if you're fat!! Kisses!!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
RiRi just comes off looking like a very expensive hooker....
As for Victoria - leave her be! She loves her pussy! Is that so wrong?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
At paris herpes & Mtlmama: Whoa! I didn’t even notice the Simpsons’ wonky toes. You know they’re permanently squished like that in real life from squeezing them into tiny shoes. Damn, they’re too young to have messed up feet like that already – stupid girls.
Jess' face looks bloated and the sunglasses are hiding puffy eyes. I think she is pigging out after the Tony Romo break up.
Isn't this like the 3rd time she's been photographed in a sexual position in public. Famewhore much VS?
Jon Douchelin needs to take a remedial math course. On Larry King, the amount of money he said they earned this past year doesn’t even come close to what he’s claiming today. Suddenly they’re earning a lot more? Dude needs to get his lies straight before starting to blab.
And that little butterball puppy gave me the smiles.
Someone made a good point about the Simpson 'tards not wearing shoes that fit them. I'm not sure why, but it's not only them that I see their toes jutting out. They must think their clothing and shoe sizes are the same or some shit!? Or stuffing their feet into size 6s makes sense because they're "small". Well, Asslee looks anorexic most of the time...but whatevs!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Fish Sticks should send hoself to Afghanistan & die.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
What the fuck is up with the Simpleton girls wearing shoes that don't fit? Their toes are not supposed to jut out the front, sideways!!!
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Victoria is gonna end up with sand in her bagina.
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She's flat and that's that!
Hey you stole my Tazmanian devil reference MK.
I use your Lady Caca, Vadge and Our Lady of Cheetos so s'all good Brothah ; )
Masturbating with sand in your pussy is the best!!!
"Fuck me running..."
fat girls need to shut the fuck up about being real.
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Poor Paul, he can't get away from those bitchy women.
I really want a pair of Nike Shox. Yes, I think this is on topic, cuz I believe that hairy dude in the pic is wearing them.
you know Goopy refers to him as "my good friend, Sir Paul"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
HAHAHAH Tasmanian Devil! you hit the nail on the head MK, i was thinking she was built kinda like a bulldog
I kinda like those garter boots. *shameface*
But for sure I am in LOVE with the $1,400 Prada boots that look like that without the garters. But alas, I cannot afford them....
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Who doesn't masturbate on the beach... pfft.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Regarding RiRi, I really didn't think that anyone in their right mind would wear those Prada boots. It's time for her to stay indoors for a bit and perhaps go back to the drawing board with her "I'm different" fashion.
Hoes, Hoes, and lying Hoes, all around.......
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
\/\/The Felice Bros.
what was jessica simpson thinking????
aaaw that pup was too cute.