LeAnn Rimes Wants Brandi Glanville's LIFE!
LeAnn Rimes already took a bull dozer to Brand Glanville's marriage by stealing her hot piece of a husband Eddie Cibrian, and now she's trying to take everything else. That's what Brandi told UsWeekly anyway. According to Brandi, she is currently starring in a life remake of Single White Female with her in the Bridget Fonda role and LeAnn in the Jennifer Jason Leigh Role. Worst remake ever.
Brandi said that LeAnn better back her coochie up, because she's getting way too close, "I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She's moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son's school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool. There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up. Honestly, she's Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family."
Brandi is being way too dramatic about this. I doubt LeAnn is stealing her life on purpose. LeAnn probably can't even see Brandi's life clearly, because her eyes are always in the damn squint position. Bitch can't open her eyes! Brandi needs to think about that.
And when is Eddie Cibrian going to start copying the life of LeAnn's gayfaced husband? We all want to know when Eddie starts trolling the glory holes and bleaching his no-no.
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LeAnn Rimes is joke
Submitted by gretchen on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:03am.
Leann pays off various tabs to write fluff pieces and to insert something negative about Brandi. Her latest attempt to depict Brandi as the villian is in People magazine.
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ESCANDALO!!! Juicy! Proof please:)
It's called FLUFF pieces. When the article printed by a tabloid (ie- In Touch, NE) doesn't match up with what the public is saying, then that's one indication that someone paid for "positive" publicity.
Submitted by gretchen on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 1:03am.
Leann pays off various tabs to write fluff pieces and to insert something negative about Brandi. Her latest attempt to depict Brandi as the villian is in People magazine.
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ESCANDALO!!! Juicy! Proof please:)
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Methinks someone is looking for some publicity....
On the other hand if Leanne Rhimes did steal her man why shouldnt she should let the bitchiness run free although I question whether Leanne actually did-I mean can she even see anyone with her bad case of the squinties?
Problem is that the wife looks like a million other broads here in LA-crap blond dye job,fake tits and just plain annoying.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Am I not the only one who thinks there's something strange about leeanne rimes' face?
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
I had no idea who these other two people were until I started hearing about them on here.
Anyway, I am a bitter type so I'd probably react in the same situation, so...I'm not going to take the piss.
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Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
hence why Leann has been trying to depict this woman as the villian nonstop.
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When did she do that?
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If you have to ask then you already know what I'm talking about.
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Um...no. I have to ask cuz I have no idea what you're talking about...
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Leann can't get sympathy from the public and viola you get people trashing the victim. Just count the number of posts where people say something unfavorable about Brandi. Leann pays off various tabs to write fluff pieces and to insert something negative about Brandi. Her latest attempt to depict Brandi as the villian is in People magazine.
Yes the world has gone mad. Why else would some people resort to calling anyone who defends the VICTIM as loony or who considers anyone who points out that Brandi is not being too dramatic when there are tons of photos and pr stories where Leann does her best to taunt this woman as a loony?
LeAnn & Rene Zellwegger both annoy the shit out of me with their constant "I'm sucking on lemons" face & inability to properly open their eyes.
Assuming for a second that the theory of EC's dumping Brandi for her was for fame & money, it makes me hate this asshole all the more. He goes from being an idiot who thinks he's in love to being a prostitute.
Seriously, the thought of Leann naked & fucking makes me wanna vomit.
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Mmkay, gonna go make sweet love to the Synchronicity Theory.
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Angel - Girl, this whole triangle, square, wtfever is so TIRED! I need these bitches to step up their game and start a slapfight at the mailbox or something!
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 10/06/2009 - 12:00am.
ha ha Angel, I saw I fucked her name up and couldn't muster up the giveafuck to change it!
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O haha! I saw right after that was whathisname's ex's name and I din't really think about the typo except to wonder if her name was really Brand...which may have been notable...alas...there is nothing notable about her except that she lives down the street from LeAnn Rhymes. *sigh*
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ha ha Angel, I saw I fucked her name up and couldn't muster up the giveafuck to change it!
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:33pm.
Brandi Granville has loonies?
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Who?!
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Brandi Granville has loonies? Really? Has the world gone mad?
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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:22pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
hence why Leann has been trying to depict this woman as the villian nonstop.
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When did she do that?
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If you have to ask then you already know what I'm talking about.
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Um...no. I have to ask cuz I have no idea what you're talking about...
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
hence why Leann has been trying to depict this woman as the villian nonstop.
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When did she do that?
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If you have to ask then you already know what I'm talking about.
Because everything that happens to the victims is always their fault? As long as Leann is still taunting this woman she has every right to speak. She isn't sleeping with someone else's husband or gloating about it. Contrary to what some people believe, the public is on Brandi's side and she does have sympathy, hence why Leann has been trying to depict this woman as the villian nonstop.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:20pm.
hence why Leann has been trying to depict this woman as the villian nonstop.
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When did she do that?
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Fuck Leann Rimes and EC! They are right with Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty in my book. If you are going to be a cheater at least have a sense of shame about the situation instead of putting the mother of your children/ the woman who's life you stole through this public nonsense. I don't blame her for speaking out, she did nothing wrong and has nothing to be ashamed of.
Sorry, but if I were Brandi I'd be more concerned about how many other dudes her husband might have been fooling around with before LeAnn. Cause clearly bitch looks like a man.
Submitted by evillolita on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:32pm.
Bitch would have a lot more sympathy if she would just shut the fuck up.
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For reals.
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Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:28pm.
"Brandi? Is that you?"
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The better question is: LEANN RIMES, oops I mean LEANN's FRIEND or is it LEANN RIMES "source", is that you?
Why would you assume that anyone who writes a response in favor of the victim has to be the victim? So you want people to think that the only one who is disgusted by the manner in which Eddie and Leann have been and continue to be so disrespectful and insensitive is Brandi? Well think again. The public isn't impressed by two grown adults who don't respect their vows or the vows of others and who act like no one was hurt by their cheating, lying, and gloating; and being "hot" does not excuse EC and LR behavior.
Claiming that anyone who defends the victims is the victim, just goes to show the major problems with HW affairs. And people wonder why Brandi keeps talking, it's because people want to depict the victims as villians, but give the cheaters free range to do whatever they want. How interesting that all of the things that Leann has been doing to rub the affair in this woman's face has been excluded from the story. Don't you love how when Brandi talks people want to tell her to shut up and claim that she just wants her 15 min, but when Leann walks around LA on a day by day basis to show off her tans lines, no one says a thing. The double standards of HW affairs are interesting.
Submitted by gretchen on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 5:17pm.
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Brandi? Is that you?
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Brandi isn't being too dramatic, all you have to do is just look at the pr nonsense that has been coming from Leann's camp and Leann's daily outtings where she gloats and shows off her tan lines from Mexico. After Eddie appeared out and about with his wife and kids, Leann showed up the next day wearing a similar shirt as Brandi and even went so far as to release stories implying that she wanted Brandi's kids. So she is right Leann is definately Single White Femaling Brandi and Fatal Attractioning Eddie.
Leann started this war when she released those reports about how she was upset because EC wouldn't introduce her to his kids and then went on to put out reports about how she is leasing a house just so that they can play in the yard. It's one thing to go after a woman's husband, but it's crossing the line when one starts to use the tabloids to go after her kids or moving in the same neighbor hood as the wife because she is afraid that EC might run back to his wife if she isn't attached to his hip. Leann thought that she could do all of these things to Brandi and that Brandi would sit back and take it. Now it is coming back to haunt her. Isn't that what the woman in Fatal Attraction did? She went after the wife and kids because the man really wasn't that interested in her. Now that everyone knows that EC is cheating on her and that he is using her for money and fame, Leann has decided to go after Brandi and the kids.
She feels threatend by Leann because Leann has some serious mental issues, those same mental issues that made her cancel a concert just so that she could be seen with Eddie at that game and rub the affair in Brandi's face.
Brandi is way hotter than Leann. I find it amusing that she feels so threatened by that country bumpkin.
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Lee Ann's a rude bitch but that other ho - who bored me into forgetting her name - needs to approach this with much more grace and style. The best revenge is living well.
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Half a mile away is not a "neighbor," "space-invading," or "Single White Femaling." Maybe LeAnn wants to be near Eddie when he sees the kids? (Not condoning anything that happened in their marriages; just talking about the living sitch.)
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:47pm.
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srsly, always struck me as his long-lost twin, cheesie and in wuv with himself the same way, too
YAWN! This lady needs to quit crying about it. No one will feel sorry for her if she feels so damn sorry for herself.
How could any guy stand banging LeAnn?
She's had alot of work done, but she still looks EXACTLY LIKE her father...
Twee, Tood, Gig, he has some hick name like that, I can't remember.
Ick.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:11pm.
"MARIO LOPEZ SOUL TWIN..." That makes me positively giddy. Loves it.
for those who aren't familiar with Edie's "body" of work...here are 2 quick samples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9NMrujvEQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbSXQzBrEAA&feature=fvw
Now go take a cold shower.
neither woman deserves the hotness that is Eddie Cibrian...I have to conclude he likes unattractive white females...or stick it anywhere... There is no other explanation these 2 trolls were able to bag that hunk.
Bitch would have a lot more sympathy if she would just shut the fuck up. Been where she is and it sucks, but you have to suck it up and deal with it. She has kids and they don't need to see her dumbass comments in the tabloids. Their dad is a big enough douchebag for both of them.
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I have one terrible vice: I am unpardonably ambitious and egotistic. -Dostoyevsky
Is this a direct quote? Did she actually spew this shit to someone to print? Save this for your friends & close family. She's all "me, me, me". She can't tell anyone where they can or can't buy a house. I'm sure Eddie was the one that wanted a house close to his kids' school anyway.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Calm down, lady. Just hire yourself a hot ass pool boy/landscape artist and have him do daddy errands, too. And take that Mario Lopez soul twin to the cleaners. Then sit back down and have a cold one with your popcorn and wait for the Eddie-dumps-Squinty-for-stripper show.
And Eddie Cibrian has a total simpering look to him.
Maybe it's b/c I like real men and not 'pretty boys' who looks like they spend more time in the mirror than me. Wasn't he big in the 80s or something? He seems cheesy as Z Cavarrichis and Members Only jackets to me. What the fuck are these women fighting over, exactly?
I hate Brandi's cheek implants, but I hate LeAnn even more...WTF does he see in her? I dont think he hot, but he is way hotter than she deserves.
I'm sorry Eddie's wife feels neglected and space-invaded, but she's starting to sound annoying.
Either way, she needs to pick up the pieces, stop crying to the media, and get that money. P.S. What's up with her face? It looks bought.
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
She needs to relax. Leann looks Bernie Kopell - 'Doc' from the Love Boat. How much of a threat can she be?
I have the best song for this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIAnkrPgTvY
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Coma Caca!!
I hope LeAnn's ex isn't the one that will get a high heel through the eye.
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And I know that its true that all the things that I do will come back to me in my sweet time
So keep on rock'n me
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:41am.
LOLOLOLOL.... It was hard not to.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:18am.
Well if she really wants all of Brandi's life then she has to get cheek implants and a serious eating disorder too, for starters.
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Cheek implants, and LeAnn's eyes would completely disappear.
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
These two twats kind of look alike.
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"she's Single White Female-ing me."
Ahaahaaaahaaaaa. Gross.
I'd go crazy if Eddie's fine ass left me for some squinty redneck bitch, too. Just sayin'
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