Kate Gosselin Can't Pay The Bills
Jon Gosselin raided the joint bank account of $230,000, so what's a possum head to do? Go on the Today show and blab about it, of course! Really, we know more shit about Jon & Kate than we know about ourselves. We've been to Jon & Kate, but we've never been to us. DAMN THEM! DAMN ME!
Anyway, this morning, Kate Gosselin tried to cry possum tears while saying that she can't sleep or pay any of the bills thanks to Jon snatching all of their liquid assets. Kate didn't seem surprised that Jon ran off with their money, because he's been spending their cash on crap shit (i.e. Ed Hardy maxi-pads and booze). Kate also said that the child army loves to have cameras up in their lives at all times. When Kate told them they had to stop filming for now, they all burst into tears. They were probably crying, because they knew they would be alone with her ass for the weekend.
The next time you see Kate and the child army they will probably be in line at the welfare office begging for food stamps and government cheese. Kate & 8 Plus Government Assistance.
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I am not quite sure what Jon's motivation is here, unless he needs $ to get Hailey knocked up, and hopefully build a new child army. Kate crying about not being able to feed the kids is laughable, if anyone thinks this joint account of $230,000 is the only money they have, possum head is pulling the fur over your eyes.
Irregardless who did what to whom or to what extent is getting old, this fuckery needs to go away-fast.
Lisa Ling just checked her ass when she called into The View.
"There has to be some other way you can make money besides having your kids on tv. Really Kate?"
Then Kate said she'd work at McDonalds if she had to.
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"The next time you see Kate and the child army they will probably be in line at the welfare office begging for food stamps and government cheese. Kate & 8 Plus Government Assistance."
Ha! The minute that freakin "penelty" sign went up, she had her people signing up for her.
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Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:35am
you know she prob spends a ass load of money on her hair, cause you never see her with roots, its always maintained..and here i am stretching hair appointments forever cause its too expensive. thats why she has no monies. she spends it on trying to make herself look good. lol
i would say most of the money from the show is tied up in trust funds for the children. and they prob get he bulk of the money
Is there no end to this fuckery?
Can they just go away now???!!!
those are some bills! yah, um ,my water and electric bills are like $100,000 too! anyone out there in hollywood wanna give me some money for my "bills"??? no? oh.
those turds are made for each other.
Fuck 'em. Let the kids go to the kennel where they sent the german shepherds they didn't want anymore - they (the kids) will likely be better off.
Submitted by BillyKK on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:26am.
Am I like the only person who has never seen their show? Anyway they seem boring...
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nope, i have never watched this crap either.
i didn't even know who the hell these idiots were until i read about them on dlisted.
i lived in germany all last year so i was safe from all the E and ET nonsense on television, but of course i still read dlisted like a junkie. lol.
like tlc wouldnt pay the bills for them. stupid. i will have to agree me thinks its all fake.
like i dont understand why this would be the first thing you do run to the news to tell it. and if he needed her signature to get the money out how did he do it...uh uh uh..
Have not seen the stupid show. Could care less about either of them but what's this about the ex taking out all of their money from the bank? That is a huge no-no and will get him in lot of legal trouble. That said, it's true we know more about these people's lives than we need or want. What did they do for a living before they became leeches off the backs of their children?
See? I'm getting sucked in.
I WANT TO SLAP HER!!!
Even though Jon took money from their joint personal account which is supposed to be used to pay bills, you KNOW bitch got millions in her personal bank account and is crying she can't pay her bills? BITCH PLEASE!
You got millions for a book deal and talk shows, $75,000 per episode....it doesn't make what Jon right, but IN THIS ECONOMY, don't even whine about it!!
If that was the only money you had, then you're an idiot!!
I'll give her $20 for a lap dance
I have a very difficult time believing that's the only liquid money they have. They must have SO much cabbage. They are BOTH milking this for all the drama they can.
ASSHOLES.
I saw one episode, well, ten minutes worth, of their show last year. I could not stand to watch this c*nt bark out orders at Jon and treat him like a door mat. Anyway, both are guilty of using their kids to get rich & "famous." However, I don't feel sorry for Kunt, I mean, Kate. Both of them need to go away into obscurity. MK, please stop posting stories about them! Thank you.
* MsCanna *
I can't pay mah bills either, Why doesn't Merideth want to talk to me????
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wasnt she a nurse pre sextuplets...from what i gather nurses in private hospitals can make big moolah..so why pretell does she not go back to nursing and live a normal life...
oh wait, then she'd lose her talk show.god forbid.
Please make them stop. All of their back and forth, jumping on talk shows, complaining bullshit is wearing on my effing nerves. Why does this need to be played out in public? Every friggin' detail, every friggin' day. And years from now, these two scumbags will wonder why their kids hate them so. Ugh.
I have the feeling we're missing something here. Jon would hafta be a total scumbag to leave his family with no money. There's probably more money somewhere else that Kate can access and she's probably just pissed that he took some.
"They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love."
Michael, I have a great idea. Let's declare a week in which absolutely nothing about these two nimrods will be posted here. Then Dlisted can be our little oasis of quasi-sanity in a sea of Kate's crocodile tears.
Because, I swear, this is all sounding more and more contrived - scripted, even. I don't believe a word that comes out of either one's mouth.
"who is the demographic that eats up the shit this bitch spews?"
window lickers 7-13
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Go home, stay the fuck off camera, get your kids used to a NORMAL goddamned life and keep your fucking business to yourselves and your lawyers.
Jesus Christ, who is the demographic that eats up the shit this bitch spews?
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Am I like the only person who has never seen their show? Anyway they seem boring...
Her definition of "broke" is probably a lot different than the normal person's.
Earth to Kate - STFU!!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
GET A JOB YOU FUCKING CUNT.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This woman is a c&nt. She is just as guilty as the dad of living off of the backs of the kids. They are both horrible people and I could really give a sh*t about her crocodile tears.
I loved it on The Soup when Joel said they could kill off John by having the Tiger on his Ed Hardy t-shirt devour him.
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Well, I ain't superstitious and I don't get suspicious,But my woman is a friend of mine
And I know that its true that all the things that I do will come back to me in my sweet time
So keep on rock'n me