Kate Gosselin Can't Pay The Bills

Submitted by supermom on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:29am.

her next show will be KATE AND EIGHT ON SECTION 8.
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Lol.... good quip!

Submitted by malnourished_pee_pee on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:53am.

Kate be so smart wif tossin "agreeance" about, but lil she no it "considered obsolete and a bastardization of 'agreement.'" Jon get new Hummer.
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Huh??

her next show will be KATE AND EIGHT ON SECTION 8.

"Agreeance" is not a word!!! It's agreement. This is the second time I've heard her use "agreeance." And someone needs to ask if she has any peripheral vision on her right side.

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god, I hate these two, but please, as douchey as he is, I sincerely doubt that $230,000 is all they've got in the bank. Kate and the snot army live in a million dollar house with lots of land. TLC reportedly pays them $75,000 per episode. she's got book deals, a talk show in the works, speaking engagements, bodyguards, nannies - need I go on? if this is her job then she needs to get in line with all the other TV entertainment-welfare whores in realizing that this gravy train DOES eventually come to a screeching halt and when it does, no whining possum head can stop it.

btw, I don't think I've ever been able to sit through more than ten minutes of their idiot show. there's nothing remotely interesting about mega-breeders or the spawn they unleash on us.

She strikes me as the type who will lay on heavy with the "YOUR father" whenever talking to her kids now. Like she didn't make a choice to marry and breed with that asshole and it is somehow the kids' fault that he's such a dick.

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Submitted by OXA on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:09am.
Where is all the CASH she collected from the "Love Offerings" and the photos of the kids she soldsigned for $20 cashbucks a pop for the past four years?
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EXACTLY. Maybe she should cut her guard/gigolo pay to "put food on the table" for her chirruns wah -- brain exploding gotta go

The media needs to black list these assholes.

she should atleast have enough money to pay those kids therapy bills...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.

Where is all the CASH she collected from the "Love Offerings" and the photos of the kids she soldsigned for $20 cashbucks a pop for the past four years?

Michael K, references to Charlene lyrics are one of the many reasons I love you.

Someone needs to give this entire family some Jim Jones Kool-aid. Who am I kidding? Greedy Kate won't share with the kids. Do they own the cable companies? Why are we subjected to this white trash hoe down every time we buy a mag or turn on the telly? Their income is 75k per episode and all they had in the bank was 230K? WTF were they spending it on? She dresses like she still shops at Goodwill and her hair can't cost more than $15 for discount Miss Clairol bleach and aquanet.

Well..... there goes Christmas. Who will be the one to tell the 8 pack?

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Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!

good. god...

don't know where to begin, just damn, lady. When your kids are your "source of income" and years after you've been living large and in charge you still don't have a red cent besides what explointing your kids brings in, you have some fucking gall playing the victim. AND making it sound like your 6 kids just happened and you didn't go out looking for this shit to happen: PRICELESS. boohoo, I shopped for fertitlity docs and then got preggo with 6 eggs and then carried them through eating up the attention GAH! You deserve that doucherag you made babies with /need more coffee

-- oh YES, and LOVE IT how this is the first time I've seen genuine tears/emotion from this ho. Sorry, but I know plenty of Catholic granmas who can school you on how to care and feed for a DOZEN children without a tv show AND even when their husbands abandoned them. guh

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:52am.
"Irregardless"

*stabs out eardrums and simultaneously kills self*

LOL. Retired grammar teachers everywhere are grabbing their rulers. Watch your knuckles.
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And I know that its true that all the things that I do will come back to me in my sweet time
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How can this bitch not pay her bills? Give me a fucking break! The show was on for 5 years they had EVERYTHING paid for! Not to mention they moved 3 times each into a nicer and bigger house and they made BANK off the show. 230,000 is only chump change. This is all B.S. besides did she really think the show was going to last forever?

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I feel for Kate -- the tummy tucks and other plastic surgeries, facials, designer clothing and accessories can be pricey for someone who's such a prominent "public figure" with an image to maintain. It's hard out there for a pimp!

They have 8 fucking kids together and the only way they can communicate is through the media. Who do they think they are? The Lohans?
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Letter to TLC: Please drop this horrid family and put ANYTHING else in that slot, and I promise I will watch it every fucking day!!!! PLEASE STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!! Thank you, The Public

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK

i wish they would ask these kids what they think on tv? you know kate would be sweatin bullets and shit.

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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...

someone loan me $5

Coma Caca!!

kanye, move over. jon gosselin is now officially the biggest piece of shit ever.

Can we just kill these two already and send the kids to live with the monkey parents?

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Submitted by agirl on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:44am.
Oh, all eight of those kids are going to grow up to H8 them both. I can't wait until they are all old enough to write their tell alls - will make Mommie Dearest look like a fairy tale. X 8!
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I have a title:
"Jon and Kate plus HATE!"
Winner.

Where's the rest of the money?

This show has been on for a couple of years. They made a good chunk of change whoring their kids for TLC. Where's the rest of it since TLC paid most of the their expenses?

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by malnourished_pee_pee on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:53am.
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My sentiments exactly, spambot.

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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink

You know when the camera isn't rolling she is bouncing off the walls with her hatred for John and definitely NOT shielding her little ones from her hatred for him. I pity the youngsters. Did you see the older girl stomp off after their photo was taken? Those little people are not happy.

Submitted by BillyKK on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:26am.
Am I like the only person who has never seen their show? Anyway they seem boring...
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Nope, you're not. I dont watch any "reality" shit like this.

Like Chirio said, reality for me, is the $1.50 in my bank account. I have no pity for these two whatsoever. Only for their children, because they are the ones who are suffering this shit.

The next twist will be Kate going postal and killing all 8 brats on camera. Ratings winner. Trust.

I wonder now what TLC thinks about this mess.

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Kate be so smart wif tossin "agreeance" about, but lil she no it "considered obsolete and a bastardization of 'agreement.'" Jon get new Hummer.

"Irregardless"

*stabs out eardrums and simultaneously kills self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Oh, and please remember that Jon started crying to the press before Kate did after the divorce. She kept quiet for a pretty long time. Yes, she could have continued to take the high road and keep saying nothing, but MY GOD how much self-control do you expect the woman to have!? I would have fucking beaten his ass in with a baseball bat by now.

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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink

Is $230,000 really all of their money? These two are dopes.

MyBF<3PB&J

I was on the fence, irritated by both of them, but now, I think she married the shiniest tool in the box. He's such an asshole. If I saw him in a parking lot, I'd shout, "Give the money back." I don't feel for him. He's acting like a teenager, worse than a teenager really. And TLC is her job. If people don't watch, she'll have no job. But let the ratings determine that. We, the people, shouldn't be deciding how she should make the money for the clan. So what she gets her hair done. She still feeds those kids and they are dressed nicely and live in a beautiful house. That all costs money. And what can she do besides this? Work at Micky D's? Not enough cash there, so that doesn't make any sense. She needs the show to support that big of a family and to make sure they can all get to college. And don't tell me they can get loans because I know that, but why should they have to if there is money that can be put aside for them to start their lives. I think people are just jealous that they are not in their financial situation pre jon's douchebaggery.

That movie "to die for" has finally come absolutely true! What IS the point of doing anything is no-one is watching you do it on tv?!

I hope soon no talk show will book these two fame whores to flap their pie holes.

Go raise your kids you fucking cunt and shut the fuck up!

Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:35am

you know she prob spends a ass load of money on her hair, cause you never see her with roots, its always maintained..and here i am stretching hair appointments forever cause its too expensive.

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Did you watch the interview? She has almost an inch of dark roots. I don't stretch hair appointments. I just do my own hair. If you really want to save money, go to the beauty supply store and get your own color and devloper. Same stuff the pros use, only you do it yourself and save a buttload. I do my own hair because I choose to use my money in other places.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:30am.
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I don't know exactly how much nurses make, but I can pretty much guarantee you that they don't make enough to support 8 kids, particularly since she'll need to have full time childcare if she's off working at a hospital. And YOU KNOW she's never going to be able to collect a penny in child support because Jon will never hold a job.

I get why she's freaked. There's constant talk about TLC canceling the show, plus Jon's working his hardest to make sure they can't film it right now. While I'm sure they have a good amount of money saved up, I doubt they have enough to cover all their attorney fees in the divorce + pay off all their mortgages/loans + support 8 children for the next 15 years or whatever. If the show ended now, and Kate couldn't get another lucrative celeb whore job, that family would be FUCKED.

People think they have so much money, but I actually don't think they do. Not considering what their expenses must be.

How many celebs who make millions end up bankrupt, in foreclosure, and broke?! You think that isn't possible with these fuckheads and their 8 hongray mouths to feed? You think Jon hasn't blown through probably hundreds of thousands of dollars since this divorce - - jetting out to France, Las Vegas, etc., renting out his pimp apartment, buying douchey clothes and blowing cash at douchey clubs and constantly eating and hanging out in places real celebrities go? Believe me that he is totally capable of blowing through all their savings within a year or two. I think Kate knows that and that is why she is freaked the FUCK OUT. She's not a saint, but I do think she has her sanity and some common sense with money, and does want her kids to have a happy, financially secure future.

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You cant get mad at any ho for taking whatever job offers the best income. The fact is the show allows the kids to have a much better life then they would have if they were still being supported by pappa Dbag's dead end tech job. The show allows them to have a house big enough to house an army, pay for all their expensive asses and set aside money for their future. Plus Kate can be home with her kids on a regular basis (when shes not jetting off to Today to do an interview that is). Can you imagine a single mom supporting 8 kids with a nursing job? Idiot Jon's taking the advise of his idiot lawyers and bankrupting his family

I don't like either of these two. Blech. She's a bitch and he's a douche bag.

But I also think it's pretty fucked up to wipe out the bank account. What makes him think he's entitled to it all?

" we know more shit about Jon & Kate than we know about ourselves. We've been to Jon & Kate, but we've never been to us. DAMN THEM! DAMN ME!"

ROFL!! No shit!!! I just had a moment with myself..to catch up on myself, opened my money bag..shook it, and there is $1.50. who's gonna help me now? ((caling local news stations, grabs a pilot pen and paper and writes "Help a bitch monkey out Fund"

Kate cut off Jon's dick.

Coma Caca!!

I hope The Today Show charged her for the air time.

I can't really believe her crying poor. Her bills will get paid. But her disgusting slob of a husband should get locked up for thievery. Amongst other douchebaggery. If Kate is all about making $$$, fat boy is all about spending it on cheap skanks, so Kate wins in my book. He's gonna end up getting whacked by a loanshark sometime in the not too distant future. Watch.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

I am sooo sick of these two and their dramas. They should both STFU and go away.

I can't stand Kate, but I'm on her side on this. Jon has never wanted to cooperate with her since the divorce. His only goal is to piss her off. Their liquid money is to pay for the house, the associated bills with the house, food, medical for the kids, etc. He just took all of it basically. Is HE paying the bills for all of this? Obviously not. For those of you saying that Kate must have other money and she could pay for it all, then I say if she has to pay for it all, she should HAVE it all. She should sue his fat greasy ass for full custody of the kids, full ownership of the house, AND sue him for child support. Put that fuckup in his place.

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I love how she says near the end that Jon "keeps playing to the media". As if her own appearance on THE TODAY SHOW is not the SAME EXACT THING.

Oh, all eight of those kids are going to grow up to H8 them both. I can't wait until they are all old enough to write their tell alls - will make Mommie Dearest look like a fairy tale. X 8!

she has bills in her purse she can't pay yet she can fly around to give interviews??? she still has a bodyguard?? an entourage??

she's scared cuz she knows someday she'll have to be at home with her children withOUT a film crew and what would she do then??? that would be her idea of hell....

I tried watching this boring show 2 or 3 times but just couldn't work up any interest in this family.

Is the documenting of mixing up gallons of KookAid, cleaning out multiple potty chairs and wiping snotty noses really that fascinating to people?

I see enough naggy women, dumpy guys and squalling kids as it is in real life at the mall and WalMart, thanks.