Kate Gosselin Can't Pay The Bills
Jon Gosselin raided the joint bank account of $230,000, so what's a possum head to do? Go on the Today show and blab about it, of course! Really, we know more shit about Jon & Kate than we know about ourselves. We've been to Jon & Kate, but we've never been to us. DAMN THEM! DAMN ME!
Anyway, this morning, Kate Gosselin tried to cry possum tears while saying that she can't sleep or pay any of the bills thanks to Jon snatching all of their liquid assets. Kate didn't seem surprised that Jon ran off with their money, because he's been spending their cash on crap shit (i.e. Ed Hardy maxi-pads and booze). Kate also said that the child army loves to have cameras up in their lives at all times. When Kate told them they had to stop filming for now, they all burst into tears. They were probably crying, because they knew they would be alone with her ass for the weekend.
The next time you see Kate and the child army they will probably be in line at the welfare office begging for food stamps and government cheese. Kate & 8 Plus Government Assistance.
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Mira, is $230,000 how much a couple of Ed Hardy shirts and a few overnight dates with a prostitute cost?
its bruce bitch...
If we were really privvie to all the financial info on jon and cunt we would be swimming in zeros...bills my FAT ASS!!! We all know that every time Cunt took those kids anywhere everything was donated... she can afford all organic food for this army of kids.. I have two and I can't afford all organic.. and lets not even mention.. the crooked houseS, the horseback riding, the trip to Hawaii, The trip to seaworld, the trip to Vail, the trip to Oprah, the trip to the Today show, WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I can't pay my bills???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????????????????
its bruce bitch...
Sugaroo.. you are SO RIGHT!!!! Kate is getting so much sympathy... this is the same woman who said,"People think I traded my family for fame".. because..... YOU DID!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Pers on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:54pm.
You can't pay your bills? Where's the rest of the money you grifters have made? Pissed all away I'd bet. They're both crooked. I feel bad for the kids.
Yeah.. that can't be all the money they have...Kate is going to milk this for everything she can get.
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I totally agree Manimal - they're both press hookers and need to get a life. Seriously, two hicks from the sticks breed a batch of babies and now they're news. It's just so messed up.
I will buy Mady and Cara's "Mommy and Daddy dearest" memoirs though when they get older. lol
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Submitted by Pers on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 3:54pm.
You can't pay your bills? Where's the rest of the money you grifters have made? Pissed all away I'd bet. They're both crooked. I feel bad for the kids.
Yeah.. that can't be all the money they have...Kate is going to milk this for everything she can get.
I just now got around to watching the Today clip and Kate really seems desperate behind the eyes, like she's begging TLC to continue with her new show. Like she's auditioning by mentioning the "outpouring" of support from single moms, telling her how hard it will be to raise the litter on her own.
Makes me wonder if TLC is on the fence right now about whether or not to move forward with her new gig. Jon really lobbed a bomb at this whole mess cuz he probably does have legal say about the kids being filmed. Since the douche hasn't gotten an offer for any show of his own, clothing line, whatever, he doesn't have anything to lose by torpedoing Kate's chance for success.
Oh, and Kate saying "opportunities" for the child army over and over? Yeah, opportunities = money. Pure and simple.
I don't understand why the media gives a shit anymore? At this point it's an ongoing argument between two miserable people about to get a divorce. If they consider this entertainment, I'll sell them my parents divorce decree for a couple hundred dollahs, a pizza, and some booze.
I've only seen snippets of this show on Youtube. Not sure if it is on pay-tv here (Australia) or not. So I can't say that I knew alot about Kate, Jon and the kids. But NOW, because of the constant media barrage, I'm starting to know too much! It's kind of pathetic that two grown adults are acting so childish. Airing their dirty laundry for all to see. Bickering back and forth, the drama, good god the drama!!!
One other thing, I thought that they would be millionaires by now? Haven't they been doing the show for five years or more? I thought TLC would be paying them heaps of dough!
Just let's not forget what a real dinner-winner Kate is. She looks good now because of the way Jon's acting but remember this is the woman who refused kind donations of furniture from her father's church members because they didn't match. She is also the one who planned to have sextuplets because she knew she could get a TV show out of it. She is just as guilty of being a fuckface as he is.
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Moo!
This is disgusting! And so is her hair!!
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
Oooh, idiot Jon vs. Nancy Grace right now on The Insider...*clapping* Chew him out Nancy! He's too stupid to go up against her. *glee*
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Does a plastic surgeon use a repo man when some dumb bitch can't pay her breast enhancement bills??? "Ding dong, I'm here to take back those fake tits!!!" Ha ha ha, stupid whore should have bought food for her brats instead of getting plastic surgery, but it's too late now. Go live in the gutter where you belong, loser bitch possum-head ha ha.
What an amazing point! Bravo!
Frankly whenever I see stories about them, I feel like I am hearing gossip about some retarded couple from my small hometown in Pennsylvania--like a girl and a boy who met in Special Ed class, and even though they were mildly retarded, the judge agreed to allow them to marry--as long as their parents promised to sterilize her. And then "ooops."
They are just so UNSEEMLY. I'm embarrassed for them, but I also find them uninteresting and SO LOWBROW. HOW have they managed to CONTINUE to capture the interest of the American people???
Perhaps it's because we SHO DO LOVES a train wreck! And those poor kids are on the 5:43, headed for Smashville at 120mph. Somehow the other day I was thinking about how one of them will be in therapy one day talking about what fools her parents were, and how it could have been so different if she wasn't whored out by them--maybe she never would have developed the meth addiction or the gambling problem.
Yes, I am imagining the Gosselin's spawn's future therapy session. Something is amiss and awry here.
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Ok, but did I just read it here that this is all bullshit? He only took 20,000 (his paycheck - for what, I don't know, I wish I got a paycheck for parenting my kid) and they have 11 bank accounts and she got a million from some book deal...? So she's a big fat liar?
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You can't pay your bills? Where's the rest of the money you grifters have made? Pissed all away I'd bet. They're both crooked. I feel bad for the kids.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Wow, I haven't seen a sob story so well rehearsed since Addy in Paper Moon. Next, she'll have her kids on Good Morning America with begging bowls.
Get a real job, lady, and let your kids enjoy what's left of their childhood.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:05pm.
Pearl_Necklace,
Hey, could you stop single white female-ing me!!!?????
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Notice the tears didn't start till she talked about him spending the money.
I also note that she raided the account first for "food" and was forced to put it back according to the terms of the agreement, so where is that moral high ground? 8 kids must eat a lot, but $100,000 is 41 years of food at $2,000 a month.
Toad-face did make an interesting point about not filming while the divorce was going on. Doubt it was sincere, but a good point if a normal parent had made it.
PS. Still proud to say I am only enjoying this show through dlisted. The little bit of the show I saw in this video was more than enough.
PSS. She was careful to refer to it as their 'liquid' assets. There is probably several million that requires nothing more than a phone call to the stock broker and a two day wait.
Matt Lauer of the Today show reported the family is paid $25,000-$50,000 per episode. (Many people say it's higher, more in the 75,000 per episode range.)
In addition, however (according to rough estimates), Jon and Kate can make up to $40,000 a week from the "love offerings" (cash given in the collection plate at churches) on their Speaking Tour, where they have sold out 20,000-seat churches.
These people have millions. MILLIONS. This whole "bank account" bullshit is BULLSHIT. It's a bunch of publicist/lawyer games. These people have been filming for FIVE YEARS. It's not about money. It's about FAMEWHORING. They are addicted to it, like most whores become addicted to the peen. They will do anything to keep in the public eye, including emptying bank accounts, wearing Ed Hardy clothing, taking shopping sprees to FAO Schwartz for the cameras--becoming BFF's with MICHAEL LOHAN!
And the American media is more than happy to oblige.
Frankly whenever I see stories about them, I feel like I am hearing gossip about some retarded couple from my small hometown in Pennsylvania--like a girl and a boy who met in Special Ed class, and even though they were mildly retarded, the judge agreed to allow them to marry--as long as their parents promised to sterilize her. And then "ooops."
They are just so UNSEEMLY. I'm embarrassed for them, but I also find them uninteresting and SO LOWBROW. HOW have they managed to CONTINUE to capture the interest of the American people???
Perhaps it's because we SHO DO LOVES a train wreck! And those poor kids are on the 5:43, headed for Smashville at 120mph. Somehow the other day I was thinking about how one of them will be in therapy one day talking about what fools her parents were, and how it could have been so different if she wasn't whored out by them--maybe she never would have developed the meth addiction or the gambling problem.
Yes, I am imagining the Gosselin's spawn's future therapy session. Something is amiss and awry here.
(http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Jon_and_Kate_Gosselin's_salary_per_episode_of_'Jon_and_Kate_Plus_8')
I could not even watch that bullshit. You whore your family out....time to whore yourself out so get that pussy ready because there are some sick fucks in this world who would love to fuck a pussy that crapped out so many kids at once.
"Fuck me running..."
The kids were crying bc/ the camera people are consistant people in their lives and now they are GONE. At least they have the nannies to dry their tears.
The kids were crying bc/ the camera people are consistant people in their lives and now they are GONE. At least they have the nannies to dry their tears.
Submitted by gia on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 12:27pm.
These twats were lucky TLC saved their asses finacially...Why the fuck do these selfish asshole people insist on having children that they cannot afford to provide for??!!! If you cant afford to comfortably raise sextuplets then why the hell are you having them?! It blows my mind that this is acceptable behavior. If TLC didnt come along how would they have managed? I just dont understand & now she is complaining about putting food on the table & a roof over their head, they should have thought of that BEFORE having them, period!!
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Remember when it surfaced that Jon got fired from his job way back when for spending all day looking online for baby freebies instead of working? Well, that should have been a red flag for the public to realize that these 2 pigs were in the lab-baby business just to make $$. And Kate knew damn well that she married a lazy-ass.
But no, people who watch this show just eat it all up and are now taking sides over who's the bigger douche of the 2. Kate should have known that lazy Jon would pull a stunt like this, but she didn't and now is sobbing to the media.
The biggest insult is that neither of them care one bit that the people who watch their show (and those like me who don't) would kill to have ANY savings account, let alone one with $230K in it. I spent the morning hitting the pavement applying for jobs so that my unemployed ass can get back to work, but Kate cries cuz she thinks she's a real celebrity right now and needs all this $$ to support her entourage while Jon is doing all he can to sabotage everything so he doesn't have to work another day in his life. They seriously think they're getting sympathy from us? I guess they are. Like one poster here said, The Today Show, Larry King, et al. should just blacklist their asses.
It's amazing that the public hasn't told TLC to take a flying fuck over this abortion of a show already. Come on, America!
Sorry for the long rant, folks. It's is just so frustrating that this whole thing is even happening, you know?
Why cant she feed her kids from the sack of cash she keeps the "Love Offerings" and cash from the kids photos she signed for $20 bucks cash in. Also all the money she earned since the split for tv interviews, magazines articles, photo shoots and the gig on the View, we know she did not put any of that in the joint account.
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great point:
"Sorry, but I know plenty of Catholic granmas who can school you on how to care and feed for a DOZEN children without a tv show AND even when their husbands abandoned them."
They need to go away
What the fuck do these asswipes spend their money on? Shame on them both! What ever happend to possum head saying she was going to not speak to the public about the divorce? Asshole.
I thought the Today show was a respectable program? Why on earth would they have her on the show talking smack about their personal life? Kate needed a paycheck I guess, you know, so she could get her blonde highlights redone and possum trimmed every 2 weeks.
From what bank account is Kate paying HER lawyers?
These people are on my damn nerves. Honestly. Both of them are acting like idiots. Both of them are acting like immature fuckers. Both of them don't care of their fucking kids. They need to just shut the fuck up and divorce already. Idiots.
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oHHHHHHH so now Thumbelina doesn't think it's 'healthy' for the kids to film anymore. I guess now that TLC have shoved the cocksucker out of the picture, he has a problem. What a pair of total fucking assholes. Anyone who watches this 'show' and keeps it on the air are fucking assholes too. If no one watched that shit it would disappear. Simple.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
These twats were lucky TLC saved their asses finacially...Why the fuck do these selfish asshole people insist on having children that they cannot afford to provide for??!!! If you cant afford to comfortably raise sextuplets then why the hell are you having them?! It blows my mind that this is acceptable behavior. If TLC didnt come along how would they have managed? I just dont understand & now she is complaining about putting food on the table & a roof over their head, they should have thought of that BEFORE having them, period!!
As one whose life has been beat down hard IN THIS ECONOMY, I have absolutely no empathy to offer this ignorant, mouth-breathing cunt. NOTHING.
For five years this family's had everything handed to them via TLC and for her to claim that she has no ready cash available is either a bald-faced lie (which I'm sure it is), or the result of poor financial and legal advice. Either way, she deserves everything she has coming to her. Hey possumtard, there are millions of people who would call your circumstances fucking HEAVEN compared to the uncertain hell they face on a daily basis.
I'm infuriated by this whole fucking mess because there are eight kids who didn't sign on for this fuckery and are being shuffled about like property. They're bound to be ruined by this and it's totally inexcusable, on the part of the stupid, greed parents and the amoral network that pimps them out.
Damn. This keeps up Imma go Ricki Lake on her ass.
Just STFU already, bitch, and deal with your lawyer in an undisclosed location.
And stay the fuck there.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Are we supposed to feel sorry for this bitch?
Most people I know are having the worst time of their lives now.. Relationships are strained,people are working more and getting paid less, everything is more expensive.. and that's with spending conservatively. This pig has been living it up and now the gravy train is over and she's not upset- she's ANGRY. This is a godsend and I am glad these two will finally (please?) go away.
She has no dignity. I'd get 3 jobs before I'd go on air to complain about being broke. I can't comprehend this hand out mentality.
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Ewwwww gross! I've always found Jon Gosselimp repulsive, but seeing those swollen humongous zits on his face was the last straw...
*vomits*
I guess that'll teach her to put all of her frozen eggs in one basket.
People with $230,000 in their bank account I am not feeling sorry for. Get a real job like the rest of us poor schmucks.
Boo-fucking-hoo bitch...Welcome to the real world, most of us cant pay our bills either & we have actual jobs.
Pearl_Necklace,
Hey, could you stop single white female-ing me!!!?????
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Hey here's a crazy idea Kate: get a real job like the rest of us poor shmucks. ::smacks the whiney possum::
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:48am.
Everyday these 2 freaks pop up is another day I remember to be thankful for my life.
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aw, thanks for the silver lining. Me, too, even with this mothafucka of a toof ache this morning. I got a fine fine man with a career, real life, plenty going on the pants, not a douche, AND I have a career myself that doesn't involve pawning off lab spawn for profit. Srsly, the only difference between what we just saw and a pan handler is the cameras and the make-up artists it took to wrassle that possum to submission.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/05/jon-gosselin-zits-photo/
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*scrollin' scrollin' scrollin'.. DAMN, amazed that some people are actually buying her bs. Like someone down a ways just said: They've been whoring out the kids for FIVE YEARS. Possum's gotta talk show in the works. Possum's been doing the goober church circuit for pay. DAMN people. jesus
he will be on celebrity fat farm show
she marries donald trump
kate blows trump +8
So she goes running to the media to complain that Jon runs to the media? What a hypocrite!
She was milking the situation incredibly during this interview. She seemed to be exaggerating the entire time, and I hardly believe that they had that few dollars, considering how much money they make each episode.
All she needs to do is exploit her children for more money, seems to be the motherly thing to do these days.
Everyday these 2 freaks pop up is another day I remember to be thankful for my life.
These morons are so fucking selfish. Do they ever think about how they are humiliating their kids by speaking to the media like this? They really are like the Lohans... I pray Cara and Mady don't turn out like Lindsay because of their shitty luck being born to these fucktards.
PLEASE STOP REPORTING ON THESE TWO OOZING PIECES OF POND SCUM!
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Like when there is an episode where you go to a farm and you buy a whole new outfit to wear there? Seriously is that necessary? Welcome to the real 'reality'.