Monday, October 5th 2009

But Where Was Mo'Nique?

Mimi and her Hello Titty balls came out to support Precious at the New York Film Festival this past weekend, but one of the movie's stars Mo'Nique was nowhere to be found. Yes, they even checked the Arby's down the street. Bitch wasn't there.

Precious is currently making the film festival rounds, and many critics think the movie will get several Oscar nominations including Best Picture, Best Actress for Gabby Sidibe (the girl in the purple below) and Best Supporting Actress for Mo'Nique. You'd think that since there's talk of Mo'Nique possibly getting the golden Oscar dildo (you know that's what Kevin Spacey uses his for) for this, she'd be out there whorin' it up. But Mo'Nique has been missing from nearly every promotional event for Precious. Some say that by Mo'Nique not playing the game, she's ruining her Oscar chances.

The New York Daily News says that Mo'Nique is refusing to pimp out the movie and her own performance for free. Mo'Nique is reportedly demanding a $100,000 appearance fee, even though the likes of Mimi and Lenny Kravitz (who are both in that shit) haven't asked for a dime. A source said, "Mo'Nique said she signed on to do this film for a small amount of money. She said she didn't care about 'no Oscar' - all that mattered was 'those Benjamins!' Because Oprah and Tyler Perry are backing the film, she feels as though there should be a budget to pay for her promotional duties."

Mo'Nique responded to the claims by saying, "When people say, 'You care more about money than winning an Oscar,' well, what does an Oscar mean? An Oscar means more work when you win it, and that means more money! I couldn't eat that Oscar. Everybody needs money, baby. That's how we survive, right?"

Mo'Nique is selling her eating skills short! I'm sure she could eat that thing if she wrapped it in puff pastry and poured nacho cheese sauce on top! But seriously, I can't hate on a bitch who says "it's all about those Benjamins." Those are the truest words ever spoken. GIT THAT MONEY!

That being said, somebody should really tell Mo'Nique about a little service called Cash4Gold! Imagine what they'd give her for an Oscar (SPOILER ALERT: Probably two rolls of quarters and a $20 gift certificate to Fingerhut)?!

Posted by: Michael K


Miramami's picture

Mira, I can see Mo'Nique's point. She is just holding out hoping Queen Oprah throws a few more bucks her way, not necessarily for appearances, but for the movie, which is going to be a big hit.

Aww...Lenny

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I don't know if I've seen a better picture of Lenny Kravitz. He looks great. And his daughter is gorgeous. She's going to be stunning when she's in her 20s. However I think she should stay away from the the pantyhose over the socks and leggings while wearing open toe sandals. She has about 8 looks going on from the waist down.

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Mimi been wearing lots of black lately..

I like Mimi's make up here. Looks so soft & natural :-)
Anyways, Lenny looks good. Wow..he doesn't seem to age at all!
I saw the trailer as well. I think it's a good movie. Can't wait to watch it!

mandashell's picture

Eh, Mariah looks good. It wouldn't hurt for that dress to be a teeny bit bigger but that is her sytle. Those boobs are almost as big as her head!! o.0 LOL! That movie looks sad and that is the last thing I want to see.

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gucci's picture

No No No No i won't be seeing this movie. seeing and hearing about children being abused always brings out whatever murderous instincts i may have.

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jppuertorico85's picture

Oh my god that girl looks like the purple people eater!!!!

Sayonara's picture

I read the book many years ago. The movie looks great, and I can't wait to see it.

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paris herpes's picture

Mimi's kitties make her look like a linebacker for the Oakland Raiders. Geez. Didn't she lose all this weight? She still looks fit to burst in that outfit.

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Methinks Mo just willingly handed that little gold man over to Juliane Moore. Trust.

It *is* refreshing to hear an actress not spewing out bullshit or kissing O ass.

nunya_bizness's picture

Sherri Sheperd actually looks good. She looks a lot better than Mimi. Lenny Kravitz does not age, I would hit that hard. I still can't believe he dated Nicole Kidman.

nunya_bizness's picture

I actually attended a book signing by Sapphire and she read some excerpts from the book. The woman is a bad motherfucker and is not afraid to curse. That was the first time that I heard the expression "cunt bucket" uttered in a public setting. Unfortunately I was sitting next to my boss, so it was kind of awkward.

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The book "Push" for which this film is based on is possibly one of the most disturbing things I have read in my life. If anyone saw the film does mama sexually molest Precious in it?

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Andraya's picture

When you see the film or read the book you won't make fun of this lady anymo', quite the sad and powerful story, and I'm sure this girl is excellent in it since she's the real deal; a no-name pulled from the projects. Some of you may grow hearts for once!

Whatever's picture

Hello titty balls. LOL!

Kandykane's picture

Good movie. However, the only thing on my mind right now is the thought of the extra fabric on that purple dress, dragging the parking lot where people spit gum and hock loogies. Nast.

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Francine's picture

Everything about Mo'Nique from the spelling of her name to the press-ons is SOLID BROUGHAM.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

You guys are cold...making fun of that obese girl. Sure you can watch the movie and cry tears for "Precious" but don't you think this girl has also had struggles?

Anyway, that's my rant for today. Monique's acting nuts, but most successful comedians are nuts. And assholes.

What a surprise-Mimi wearing a dress 5 sizes too small....
Tell me again-who is the Barney impersonator?

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Lysette's picture

Wow. That Mo'nique is really ignorant. She can't connect the dots to her bank account? Let her sit at home then.

zomay's picture

I want to see this movie now.

But I will wait for home viewing.

Few Words's picture

kool aid man's baby mamma visits red carpet

Meeshie's picture

I seriously doubt the Academy of Motion Pictures will bestow the Best Actress award to this purple Narwhal. This is as good as it gets for her.

Here new tv show is on five nights a week and premieres tonight on BET. She was probably too busy shooting.

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MJT I love him too and his daughter is very pretty, she reminds me of angel_i.

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Lenny's daughter is proof that beautiful people CAN make gorgeous children. What a pretty girl.

Lenny is still the hotness.

*thud*

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

DAMN! Lenny doesn't age! He and his daughter look *almost* like a couple in those pics.

Monique sucks, by the way. If she want to commit career suicide, be my guest.
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

DAMN! Lenny doesn't age! He and his daughter look *almost* like a couple in those pics.

Monique sucks, by the way. If she want to commit career suicide, be my guest.
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AntBee's picture

Lord forgive me, but when I first saw pictures of that child in purple, the first thought that came to my mind was Grape Ape.
http://www.animationalley.com/images/animationart/hannabarbera/grapeape....

You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers

Madam Pince's picture

I always thought Mo'nique was classless. Now it's confirmed.

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i c things clearly's picture

Monique needs to sit her ass down somewhere! She's too dumb and ignorant to realize that an Oscar would mean more money for her in the future by way of bigger and better movie roles..

letinstar's picture

in other words, mo'nique didn't want to shave her legs...
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freshfacestripper's picture

sean kingston in drag.

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she ´s pathetic

Coffey's picture

Would also like to note that Mimi's dress and shoes are fitting kind of dubiously... Girl I guess... *sigh*

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Big Bertha's picture

who is person in purple - holy shit, what a big mama!

CAINandABEL's picture

and I have to say that Mimi staying with Nick Cannon all this time is the biggest surprise...that marriage has lasted far longer than all predictions estimated. It says something for Nick's gold diggin'/gigolo skills. Or Mariah's desperation to hold on to his troll ass.

Chirio's picture

OMG, i had a dream of this bitch last night. Singing the butterfly song...whatever. arrrgh!!

Coma Caca!!

CAINandABEL's picture

by showing her black lace bra, Mimi is channeling Madonna circa 1984. Madonna did it better (it pains me to admit that).

Coffey's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 10:26am.

what is this, Tony Morrrison or something? What's it about!
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Precious is based on the book Push, written by an artist/poet named Sapphire. It's just the coming of age story of an illiterate teenanger, growing up in the inner city, who has been abused all her life by her mother AND and sexually abused by her deadbeat father, .... Counselors try to help her uplift herself...
The book is intense. But a good, eye opening read.

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snowpiece's picture

http://www.weareallprecious.com/

wow look at Mimi!
It looks good but depressing, I guess in the end it will be uplifting
LMAO Okra said "It split me open" OMG GROSS, LOL

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snowpiece's picture

Dani Candi I will have to google that...

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Am's picture

Maybe she's not promoting this because she's too busy promoting her new tv show which debuts tonight. Just throwin' that out there.

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Dani Candi's picture

Snowpiece, it's not by Toni Morrison, it is kind of like a modern day version of The Bluest Eye

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:54am.

They don't need her ass anyway. Mimi and Precious are the stars here.

Don't actors negotiate this when they sign a contract anyway? If she wanted to get paid for promotional appearances, she should have made that part of her deal.
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I thought it worked the other way around. If they wanted to require her to do promotion, that should have been part of their contract, especially if she did her part for little pay (wonder what that is by Ho-wood standards - maybe what I make in 10 years?).

Mimi wants desperately to be a movie star. She and Lenny already have shit-tons of money, so they can afford to do the PR all over the place.

Oprah and Tyler Perry put their names on this, and neither one of them is exactly new to show business. Neither one of them would deign to wipe their asses with bills of a denomination less than $100. They should have shelled out the extra cash for the press shit.

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M.E.'s picture

Since when is it classy to have part of your bra showing?

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Submitted by Hotnspicy81 on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 9:48am.

Everyone sing along: He was a one-eyed one-horned giant purple people eater. One-eyed one-horned giant purple people eater.

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snowpiece's picture

what is this, Tony Morrrison or something? What's it about!

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Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
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Coffey's picture

I read the book 'Push' by Sapphire, which the movie is based on... and IT was intense, so I am looking forward to seeing the film adaptation of the story.

"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"