Monday, October 5th 2009

Vintage Lady CaCa


Before Lady CaCa was a serious fartiste who wears hamster balls as fashion, she was just a regular girl who went by the name of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Above is that regular girl on MTV's Boiling Point back in the day. Boiling Point was this bunk ass hidden-camera show that challenged bitches to keep their cool when faced with fuckery. I couldn't ever get through an episode of that crap without shouting "SHANK THE BITCH" at least once. I mean, why would you not want to unleash your inner cunt when you have the chance? Makes no sense.

Anyway, it's nice to see Lady CaCa as a norman human being who used to wear Forever 21 and isn't constantly blabbing about how she shits out masterpieces on the regular.

And if you don't flip the bitch switch while watching this mess from the side, then you win! This clip is side-eyeing itself.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Miramami's picture

Mira, Lady Caca is just a sucky Madonna imitation. I'm supposed to think bitch is avant garde when her songs remind me of bad 90's mainstream dance numbers.

Romy's picture

You guys! The cutie in the green shirt is NOT Lady Gag, she is the one with the goofy face and no make up! I at first also thought my gosh she was actually pretty. Spoke too soon.

Rozzay's picture

So there was still doubt that Gaga is a fake?
Even fucing perez put some "vintage" pics of her looking like she does in the video some high school pics I think.

"the waitress in that clip is Jenny Slate, chick that dropped the F bomb on SNL last week."

No it's not.
Her name is Rebekka Johnson. She was on Boiling Points for the duration of its run.

jppuertorico85's picture

She was cute back then...too bad she can't drop the persona when she's not on stage or in public. But those who are saying her avant garde ways are fake, how so? Just because she dressed normally when she was in college BEFORE she became a huge star doesn't mean that she isn't avant garde.

I will say though that she needs to take a page from Beyonce's book ( I can't believe I'm saying this...) At least B knows to separate the alter ego of Sasha Fierce from her normal self. Somebody teach Lady Gaga that lesson, like STAT! If I see one more pic of her tiny ass walking through the airport in a leotard I'm going to scream. Does she not own a pair of sweatpants?

Vermithrax's picture

Damn she was massively hot back then.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Evidence that her "Avant Garde" routine is all a charade.

Not that she was that interesting in the first place. Anyone who actually cared more about their art more than garnering attention to themselves wouldn't so drastically conform herself at the convenience of recognition.

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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.

the waitress in that clip is Jenny Slate, chick that dropped the F bomb on SNL last week.

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Submitted by mattiavelli on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:32am.

I graduated high school in '04 and I'm 23. So she'd be about 18 in that clip. She even states in one of her songs born "March of '86". I think she looks older now because of all the makeup. She looks normal age in the clip.

Side note: this bitch couldn't film this thing straight on, why the side?

I'm really surprised Gaga hasn't grown on MK considering her songs sound like the 80's stuff he always talks about listening to.

CeeCee's picture

I think she's gorgeous. I also think Freddie Mercury, BJ Novak and Seth Myers are gorgeous, though.. so what do I know. I like them weird faces.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

She suffers from a severe case of averagitis.

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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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Andraya's picture

I loved her on SNL, I thought she was great

Did you see that Lady Gaga performed at Carnegie Hall last night... in her underwear!

http://according2g.com/2009/10/lady-gaga-live-at-carnegie-hall/

ethang's picture

This only proves what I knew all along. Gaga's whole image is fake. She's not the eccentric chick she portrays to be. Never fell for her bullshit.

Few Words's picture

wig wearing flying monkey

vivienne's picture

Submitted by mattiavelli on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 11:32am.
Her imdb account has she was born in '86. That would put her at 23.
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I think people are missing the point here.
Isn't there a big rumour that Gaga is much older than she pretends to be?
This show only aired for 1 year in 2004-05. Gaga looks like she is already done high school here, 5 years ago.
That would put her much closer to 30.
How old does she say she is?

Agree.
With all the crap that record companies package and try to pass off as "talent", people don't know anymore what a good singer with real talent is. She tries really hard, but she fails in my book.

Goddammit if only some crazy bitch shot her fugly useless ass back then, we'd never know anything about that "Lady GaGa" stupid shit.

chola loca's picture

Her outfits are effed as all hell, but I saw her last night as the surprise guest at Gavin Friday & Friends, and she was fucking amazing. Her voice is incredible, and Carnegie Hall doesn't lie.

SpiceDong's picture

I am just astonished at all the people who say Ms. CaCa can sing...it shows that people's perceptions of what real singing is have become completely fucked up.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

So no one else noticed the "Put A Ring On It" dance during her SNL performance?

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJNyzw2Y24

At 2:06.

I'm sorry, I get obsessed about these things.
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totally noticed that shit. i was thinking they may have the same choreagrapher and its SO noticable.

Hekki's picture

So no one else noticed the "Put A Ring On It" dance during her SNL performance?

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJNyzw2Y24

At 2:06.

I'm sorry, I get obsessed about these things.

Green Is Good's picture

Lady Gaga was very cute back then. Yeah, now she's has all the crazy costumes and stuff, but I still like her album "The Fame".

Awww, I saw her perform last night, she's a cutie!

Thornhill's picture

She got her knickers in a twist....around her nutsack...

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Lysette's picture

I loved that show, but now looking at the clip with LG it seems pretty fake.

Pamela's picture

Ugggg who gives a flying donkey dick about this twat then or now?

suckandfuck's picture

ahh something to help me pass my morning shit.

toni's picture

Michael, are you warming up to the gaga? c'mon at least the chick can sing.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

All I can hear in my head is the Wicked Witch of the West theme from The Wizard of Oz when I see her profile.

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yepyepyep's picture

I was talking to my bf bout Lady gaga and he blurts out "thats a man right?" LOL
she looked better before without the dramz
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Hekki's picture

Caught her on SNL and laughed my head off when she and her dancers did the "Put A Ring On It" dance in the middle of her first number. I kept replaying it to make sure.

That totally won me over. Now I like her.

slappyou's picture

Definitely a cutie and back then.... had some humility

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Awwww. She was soo cute! She looked like a typical italian girl!

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 10/05/2009 - 8:47am.

I would not have known this was her if you hadn't told us.
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I would have! I know all about this bitch now! Luvs her!

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Sweet Babu's picture

How is that Lady GagGag was kinda cute back then? Now she slabs on the makeup but looks ten times uglier. Don't get it.

anony54321's picture

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anony54321's picture

first: if you pause it at 1:08 she looks EXACTLY like boy george back in the day.

second, last night, my 41 year old BOYFRIEND (i am a girl), was talking about madonna and lady gaga on snl. i told him, if i ever, ever hear you say lady gaga with a straight face again, it is over on the spot.

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Morbidosity's picture

I would not have known this was her if you hadn't told us.

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