Heather From The Block
Fart away, JLo, because there's a new Queen of the Boogie Down and her name is Heather Mills (Dear The Bronx, I'm queefing out jokes, so please don't murder me with your eyes).
The Wicked Cunt of the UK dropped into the Bronx yesterday to open the first American branch of her vegan fast-food restaurant V-Bites (aka The Cunt Cafe). Heather is really trying to turn everybody in the Bronx into cardboard-eating vegans, because she's already donated $1 million in vegan food to underprivileged children there.
While I was doing research for this important story (because I'm a serious journalist), I found this hot quote from the New York Daily News. Last year, they asked some residents of the Bronx about Heather Mills. Lashawnda Floyd said this: "Yeah, that's the one with one leg or something."
And seeing Heather standing next to her vegan restaurant really makes me want to eat a hot dog wrapped in bacon and stuffed between two hamburger patties with steak gravy on top.
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Damn. she's blowing through Paul's money like shit through a goose.
Both her restaurants will fold in 6 months, tops.
I think her competition has a leg up on her!
Mmmm, pork-chops! Delish.
Business taxes in NYC are 10X what any Florida based business pays. And I suspect your "vegan" clients would be ten-fold the number in West Palm Beach than The Bronx. Cheerio, business moron.
Michael K., I just don't understand your hate and disgust with Heather. She is trying to do something good for society. The constant put-downs are pretty unfair for a lady who is trying to do good in the world.
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Has anyone been to VBites?
Is it good?
... because when I think of Vegan crap, I immediately think of the Bronx.
Can't she just fade away like a good golddigger who's gotten the grand prize?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:26am.
She looks a bit stilted.
Sorry, IG. I was only referring to the thread the other night.
She looks a bit stilted.
Mmmmmm meat! It's what's for dinner, hoppy! :)
Mr. Uvy just asked who she was and I said it was Heather Mills, Paul McCartney's ex-wife. He said, "Oh, you could have just said it was Pegleg McCartney and I would have gotten it".
Bwahahahahahaha!
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I don't want to over-generalize about the Bronx, but that's an odd area for a vegan cafe. Plus, if she's hoping her star power will sell food, I bet a lot of the locals, like Lashawnda, don't know who she is.
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The look on the little boy's face (orange t-shirt) is priceless....that's how I feel about tofu. And I'm a vegetarian! He probably thought he was going to Friendly's.....
Oh boy, another "I hate vegans" go-round.