Heather From The Block
Fart away, JLo, because there's a new Queen of the Boogie Down and her name is Heather Mills (Dear The Bronx, I'm queefing out jokes, so please don't murder me with your eyes).
The Wicked Cunt of the UK dropped into the Bronx yesterday to open the first American branch of her vegan fast-food restaurant V-Bites (aka The Cunt Cafe). Heather is really trying to turn everybody in the Bronx into cardboard-eating vegans, because she's already donated $1 million in vegan food to underprivileged children there.
While I was doing research for this important story (because I'm a serious journalist), I found this hot quote from the New York Daily News. Last year, they asked some residents of the Bronx about Heather Mills. Lashawnda Floyd said this: "Yeah, that's the one with one leg or something."
And seeing Heather standing next to her vegan restaurant really makes me want to eat a hot dog wrapped in bacon and stuffed between two hamburger patties with steak gravy on top.
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I got no probs with da veggie heads, BUT so many of them do NOT realize that much of the world is STARVING and their own ability to pick and choose what they eat is very much a PRIVILEDGE...That's what pisses me off about some of them. All of us who CAN eat need to be GRATEFUL for that fact and stop stuffin' our gobs with junk food and stop acting like everyone in the world has the choices we have. They don't.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:17pm
As an omnivore, I'm personally embarassed by the kind of people who eat meat and make fun of vegetarians. I don't get why they're so insulted by it.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:14pm.
That is a good example of what I'm talking about.
I've never met any vegan/vegetarian rapists per se, but I've known many womanizers and misogynists who prided themselves on the fact that they quit eating meat.
This dude HATES women and always "rated" them like fucking objects.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:17pm
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oh my...you described my "vegetarian diet" to a T when i was a surly teenager....
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:04pm.
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I agree with a lot of what you said. Amongst a lot of young people, saying you're a vegetarian has a certain caché; Problem is that a lot of them don't really understand what to eat. They just stop eating meat but load up on pop-tarts and chips and pop with the odd side-plate of brown rice and then pat themselves on the back for being "vegetarian".
I don't eat meat or poultry and haven't for years but I do eat fish and dairy products. I'm not zealous about it and really try not to bring it up if I don't have to, because I find people get so defensive - as though I'm making some subversive critical statement about *their* eating habits. I just don't like meat and poultry. And I don't care what other people eat.
And finally, my biggest beef (Ha! 'xcuse the pun) is with restos that advertise "vegetarian meals" and serve limp lettuce and tomato sandwiches as their "vegetarian" special.
And I wouldn't eat at that greedy bitch's place cuz I wouldn't wanna give her 5 cents of my money.
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@khensu hetep
oh yeah and one of the biggest SOCIOPATHS i have EVER met was completely one of those lecturing vegans/vegetarians and he (who by the way is on the lam here in san francisco for a RAPE charge in another city--and on another note we are a fucking sanctuary city and they never extradite anyone) lectured me ALL the time because i ate cheese...what an asshole...and he was extremely obnoxious...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:07pm.
Kudos to you for converting because it's what your heart told you to. I hold respect for people like this.
I'm just so over these types who think that if they insult your intelligence and morals enough, that they'll change your mind.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 3:58pm.
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completely agree with you...i became an (unhealthy cheese loving) vegetarian at age 11 because i checked out some book from the library with disgusting slaughtered animal pics but i HATE self indulgent lecturing hipster vegetarians, it does nothing for the real cause
I tried vegetarian food on campus, and it was gross.
I admire vegetarians and, to an extent, vegans but I can't stand the butt-hurt bitchy ones who always have something snarky and condescending to say.
Vegetarianism is not for me, and even though I respect its cause, it always seems to attract a certain personality type that I hate. On the other hand, some really friendly people I know are vegetarians.
It just annoys me when self-proclaimed racists, liars, cheaters, and social climbers (I've met one from every category) convert to vegetarianism so that they can have one more excuse to whine about how horrible society is, blah blah blah. Some of the most terrible people and biggest sociopaths I've ever met in my life eventually subscribed to veganism or vegetarianism because they're holding some sort of grudge against all the "conformists", not because they give two fucks about animal rights.
Of course, I'm about half this Heather McCartney chick's age, so these people I'm talking about are from another generation. In my generation, conforming to nonconformist standards is all the rage, I think moreso than it used to be with older generations. The artsy fartsy vegan kids at my school were the popular ones, even though they martyred themselves as the social anathema.
Moreover, all the trendy alternative kids became vegetarians and vegans, like obnoxious PETA campaign stickers and brooches were prerequisite. The more PETA brooches you wore on your super expensive, strategically torn skinny jeans from big bad "consumer whore" Hot Topic, the more punk/indie/emo/scene you were, the more everyone kissed your ass.
Yet for such sympathetic social circles, it struck me odd that it was common for such "caring souls" and anti-heroes to refuse talking to me because they fancied me "too creepy".
What I'm getting at, is that a lot of people (especially people around my age) exploit vegetarianism and veganism as an accessory. They don't give a rat's ass about animals; they just do it to seem unique and genuine.
However, like I said, I've met some who were genuinely good people. I just don't get these manipulative, misanthropic, miserable, spiteful people who say they care about animals. Yes, many people suck, but I'm sure if animals could speak for themselves, they wouldn't like these people either.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I just noticed the tag "It's not easy being a cunt." That is bloody hilarious... and true!
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Tha'ts awesome, though. Opening a vegetarian joint in the Bronx.
She could discover a cure for cancer and AIDS and create world peace, and she would still be a CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT!
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She wants people to buy fast food vegan?!! That's an Oxy-Moron!!! Gotta be local to be real. FAIL.
Go away, Mills.
I'd love to see the food she donated.
Hurry up & die, bitch please.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Unless this is a tax shelter it's a really dumb idea. I betcha Paul is extra glad every day to be free of this nut.
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Is she even actually vegan? I thought it was just a ruse to one-up Linda, the mere vegetarian.
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Is there a "D-harmony", a dating site for Douchebags? Stop trying here- it is painfully obvious and pathetic.
That has to be one of the most unattractive logos I have ever seen. But it does match her face perfectly.
The V is socking it to the B pretty much like she did to Paul McCartney.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:17pm.
so whats in the thing that looks like a smoke grenade?
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V-juice?
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:48am.
Puerto Ricans are known for being vegan, so this location makes sense. *whistles out of thread*
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LMFAO Provy, ya brat!
Jon Gosselin should be reppin this shit instead of frozen, fattening dairy.
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As far as her donating money, it's not like she's going to donate hamburgers to them or something. I'd never donate money to a cause that didn't rest well w. my conscience.
"And seeing Heather standing next to her vegan restaurant really makes me want to eat a hot dog wrapped in bacon and stuffed between two hamburger patties with steak gravy on top."
Or one of those KFC Double Down sandwiches.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
BAN her products and store. She stole money from Paul McCartney for Christ's Sake!!!
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
She has a severe case of crazy face, and one leg, but you know what? Nice body for an old broad.
I'd eat carrots and fuck the millions out of her if I had the chance.
I guess she's trying to spend all the money she made off her old fool ex-husband. She needs to work on the eating habits of the people in her country; they eat just as bad or worse than we do.
This bitch has about as much business sense as she has PR skills which is to say she ain't got jackshit.
If she wanted to open a vegan resturant in NYC, then Brooklyn or Manhattan would have made more sense as they have far more "trendier" areas and more people with disposable income to spend on eating out.
I don't give a shit that she's vegan or opening a vegan restaurant, I just hate this golddigging slag and want her to fail just because.
But the Bronx seems to down to earth for this fuckery.
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I'm "only" a vegetarian, but I would totally welcome different dining out options. I get so sick of eating salad and baked potatoes for dinner.
That said, the Bronx seems an odd place to have a vegan restaurant. I don't really see it as her pushing any sort of AGENDA, though...not any more so than Burger King is pushing a carnivorous agenda. Maybe she just thinks that vegans might want to be able to eat somewhere!
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:05pm.
" She should have donated $1m for Christmas toys or clothes or Boys and Girls Clubs or something. Those kids don't want that vegan shit."
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That would have been a big step in repairing her image, instead of pushing her vegan agenda.
i love the name "lashawnda" though....
She sort of looks like what I imagine Madonna would look like if she were an actual human woman.
Heather is apparently unfamiliar with market research.
i've been vegetarian for almost 20 years but i could NEVER be vegan...i love my cheese too much, and i my pathetic animal loving ass couldn't afford to be either way...i HATE preachy vegans/vegetarians who lecture everyone...to each his own i say...i mean mr.koko is probably the biggest carnivore on the planet and i can cook/touch/look at meat without being a lecturing cunt...that does NOTHING and turns people off even more....
That's a lame-ass name for a restaurant. FAIL.
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so whats in the thing that looks like a smoke grenade?
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that hair is so fucking horrible. ick.
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Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
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Underprivileged? Those kids look healthy and well-fed to me. EBT or what was known as food stamps feed a family quite well these days. She should have donated $1m for Christmas toys or clothes or Boys and Girls Clubs or something. Those kids don't want that vegan shit.
tee hee, Chirio!
@ bomp: So her UK restaurant is doing bad business? Then great -- I hope both places fail and she starts whining that she's running out of $$. I would love to see this gold-digging whore fuck up her life.
is she leaning on the good leg or the bad leg?
In a roundabout way this reminds me of that hilarious (true) George Bushism from a while back when he was ready to solve hunger in India by basically opening burger joints. All those sacred cows walking around made him hongray for the Hindus.
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Wait, the Bronx? Seriously? No-one goes to the one here so I somehow sincerely doubt she's going to make much impact elsewhere. Stupid. This is what happens when you're a twat and you get given a large sum of money. I'm no fan of his but she's just a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:51am.
Do ya think one of her friends was pulling her leg when they suggested that the Bronx would be a great location to open a vegan place?
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which leg? lol
Coma Caca!!
Those kids eyes are screaming "Mommeh!! You said McDonald's!!"
Do ya think one of her friends was pulling her leg when they suggested that the Bronx would be a great location to open a vegan place?
MK, I heart you and your "it's not easy being a cunt" tag.
Submitted by Josh12inches on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:35am.
Michael K., I just don't understand your hate and disgust with Heather. She is trying to do something good for society. The constant put-downs are pretty unfair for a lady who is trying to do good in the world.
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The kids dont seem happy. give 'em a steak gosh!!
Coma Caca!!
Puerto Ricans are known for being vegan, so this location makes sense. *whistles out of thread*
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Honestly, I'm not a huge veggie person. But the Veggie Grill in Irvine is fucking divine. Best.Veggie.Burgers.Ever.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:26am.
She looks a bit stilted.
Bwahahaha!! A vegan restaurant in the Bronx. Mmmmkay.