Sunday, October 4th 2009
The Last Thing Jon Gosselin Needs Is A Milkshake
Since Jon Grosselin doesn't have a regular paying gig anymore, he's hitting the ho stroll harder than. Jon's first stop on the journey to relevancy was Millions of Famewhores in Los Angeles where he made a signature milkshake. The words "Jon Gosslin milkshake" should never ever be allowed to stand next to each other. Millions of Milkshakes should get an F from the health department just for having that shit on the menu.
I'm guessing a Grosselin shake consists of: Ed Hardy's European beer, foam from the mouth of Kate's rabid possum head, three dry hairs from Hailey Glassman's meth brows, Michael Lohan's enema water, Jon's undertitty jam, a dozen rotten walnuts, a cup of lukewarm lard, and the tears of ten TLC executives.
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LOL he looks like Stimpy!
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
I worry about my country.
He is dumpy & repulsive.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:01am.
Of course Kim Kardashian's there...she gets to have her picture taken!
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
who cares? those who cared in the first place blow, but those that sill care are sad.
Is that pizza vomit flying in the first thumbnail?
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Gross. He is not attractive AT ALL.
god I feel sorry for their kids....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
AAAARRRGGGHHHH
This whole situation is a mess. Why can't we just be married, happy, in a nice house, picking out things for the baby's room?
We'll be right back after this message from
Pepto Bismol.
Jubba the Gutt.
Millions of Lame Fish!
♥ Threadkilla!
Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
Hahaha i Clicked the link to ed hardys european beer. Is there no ceiling to the douchery?
But look atdude on the right's face (don't know or give a shit who is is, probs the douichemaster ed hardy himself) look at his lips. I never seen a mouth more hungry for cock ever
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Someone needs to lay off the greasy food and get some Clearasil.
"Millions of Famewhores" lmfao
he looks even more gross than usual in these pictures
Eh, he looks like a frog in those pictures.
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Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Talk about Anti-Advertising!
No one is going to want to drink their milkshakes now..
gag ack ack ack....
Who the hell would buy a milkshake named after this asswipe? He married a witch and then popped out a child army with no means to pay for it until he got on a tv show? WTF?
I stand by my earlier statement that this douchenozzle looks like a retarded burn victim.
That is all.
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Moo!
No more of this pineapple head . Please. You're killing us.
Has that bitch always had blue eyes or are those cuntacts (typo but it stays)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Grosselin! Indeed.
I thought the Jon Gosselin Milkshake was when he's blindly plowing some white trash 23-going-on-45 chick and his moobs are a-bouncin'
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
Don't hit me, but I actually kinda feel sorry for the man; he's an official loser. *ducks and runs*
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
yeah that's the only action you'll get Jon. go home, you are not a movie star hon!
Hahahaha MK!
Submitted by JustCallMeTaTa on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:01am.
Sing with me!
Jon's milkshake brings all the whores to the yaaard
And his life... is less relevant than Haaaard-y's
And his life... is douchier than ouuurrrs
Jon's milkshake tastes like a douche full of laaaard
And his life....
oh never mind
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hahaa! <3
His milkshake brings all the douches to the yard.
How many different things can you put in a milkshake and actually make it taste good? I thought my 'Creme de Menthe' from Coldstone was fancy enough...I bet most of those 'celebrity shakes' are God-awful.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Is Millions of Milkshakes a totally douche-y place or what because they CONSTANTLY have douches there mixing bullshit shakes and mugging for the camera.
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:45pm.
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Thanks for the clip -- now I see with mine own eyes the lame fish!
The last 10 seconds or so of this clip explains why douche just emptied out the bank account: he admits being jealous of possum traveling all over the world, eating nice dinners, etc. and says he wants the same. Well, good luck with that, asswipe -- the judge tomorrow is gonna smack his fistful of $$ and force it right back into the cookie jar. Can't wait to hear him cry that he doesn't have any money left to return. Truth.
He's got pretty eyes I admit, but everything else about him is disgusting.
His smile is absolutely REPULSIVE.
Even more repulsive than that zit on his
greasy forehead.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:44am.
Another K-Fed who dresses like an 8 year old. I bet when he walks away his shoes blink that red light.
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BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!=))=))
That fatass needs to make a few guest appearances at Smoothie King. Or any other lowfat joint. He's a cow.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I was just watching the tmz video of Jon at a restaurant. I just wish I could walk over a hork a huge mega-loogie onto his meal and then slap him. He'd probably eat it anyway, fat douchebag.
If it were Kate, I'd love to do the same and watch her possum snarl at me. Good times
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Johnhathan is a fat disgusting lard.
TINA, COME GET SOME HAM!!!!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Do, ah, milkshakes come in low calorie? That should be the Jon Gosselin. Unless the camera adds an extra 40 lbs. - 40 to 50 lbs.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
"I'm guessing a Grosselin shake consists of: Ed Hardy's European beer, foam from the mouth of Kate's rabid possum head, three dry hairs from Hailey Glassman's meth brows, Michael Lohan's enema water, Jon's undertitty jam, a dozen rotten walnuts, a cup of lukewarm lard, and the tears of ten TLC executives."
MK in all his brilliance!!! LMAO :D
@ wednesday
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OMG!!! Thanks for the link!
"Jon Gosselin secretly empties Kate's bank account, now she's heading to court" - RadarOnLine.
How could he do something as despicable as that? Now caca is going to hit the fan!!!
Too bad you can't accompany music or sound to this lovely post about j. gosselin because hes doing the ho stroll like no other! ATLANTIC CITY HOOKERS: IT AIN'T E-Z BEING A HO' would be a good theme.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:39pm.
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Gosh you have eyes!!! you are right...ew.. lol!! how gross ima go put chlorine in mah eyes.
ima leave you with "i'm a lame fish" forever he's lame fish to me.
at the 1:20 mark ahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EqotoUGHSM&feature=fvw
Coma Caca!!
What do you call a fat oriental dude: a chunk.
everyone's said it better than me about what a douche he is...emptying the fucking FAMILY checking account pretty much takes the cake...and i was totally riding the whole team jon train back in april (?) may(?) when all the drama was starting****chastises self for being so stupid***
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:23pm.
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Before you take that bath, let me leave you with one more visual: I don't know why, but the inside of his right elbow/general arm area in the main pic just grosses me out. I can't stop fixating on that and his overall doughy shapelessness in general. **shivers**
WTF was Jon thinking when he emptied out their joint bank account against the court's ruling? Ok, it's been fun joking about how stupid he is, but this is really as dumb as it gets. Any credibility he had with the public has now gone up in smoke.
Dude must have blown through all of his $$ to do something that desperate. Maybe if he stayed home with his kids a little more instead of flying all over the world he wouldn't need to empty thousands of dollars out of the household account?
Well, this is gonna be fun to watch go down with the courts!
It pisses me off that I know who this man is. There is no reason for me to know of his existence.
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This is not a black and white world
To be alive, I say the colors must swirl
And I believe that maybe today
We will all get to appreciate
The beauty of gray
- Live
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:19pm
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LOL at the doughy looking. no shit!! and greasy. ewwww i need a cold chlorine bath.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by wednesday on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:19pm.
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Haha Wednesday - I was just about to post that same link. What a stupid tool. Seriously. I think he's a worse hypocrite sometimes than Possum Head.
GET A JOB FATSO! Stop mooching off your kids, you pathetic slimeball!
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
He really has turned into quite the fat fuck. Does he realize how pathetically stupid he looks in his husky jeans, probably bought in the boys department of JC Penney cause he's so short, and the tee shirts, this lame piece thinks he's back in freshman year, but his bald spot says otherwise.
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:51am.
hehe about time now men got called out for their FAT!
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How 'bout it?! He's really young to be so doughy looking.
I hope this dude's enjoying the meth-faced tail he's getting now cuz that'll come screeching to a halt once he fades into obscurity. How any woman finds him attractive is beyond me.....ew!