CaCa & Vadge Together On SNL
On last night's SNL, Lady CaCa and Vadge joined forces in a skit that was probably put together 5-minutes before in the men's bathroom while the two peed in a urinal. Don't get me wrong, Vadge looked hotter than a brand new mannequin out of the factory, but bitch has the comedic timing of a broken down toilet. You all know Lady CaCa makes my ass lips weepy, but at least she memorized her damn lines and wasn't on a 10-second delay. The producers should have just put a butt plug up Ryan Reynolds' ass and thrown a blonde wig on his head so that he could play Vadge. Actually, that might not have been believable since her biceps are bigger than his.
But seriously, this skit needed to be snatched away by Kanye West! This shit made me want to rub my CAPS-LOCK key while praying for Kanye to pop out on stage and SAVE THEM ALL! Apple should really make an iPhone app for that.
If you want to see the rest of Lady CaCa's skits and performances, skip on over to ONTD. Below is CaCa performing inside my fifth grade science project. Mark this day in history, because this is the first CaCa performance that actually made me smile like a Wino in front of a crackpipe. Skip to the 1:07 mark to see why.
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Mira, I didn't see anything funny about this skit. It would've been funnier if they were forced to listen to each other's torturous albums.
I am a huge Madonna fan and I admit, that was a waste of time.
Werd, Inspektor gaydget.
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Chaka Khan wrote me a theme song!!!
The woman is a bloody idiot!....stick to the
vocals woman...you otherwise look like a puppet ya
fool!.
Tevness (off the pipe)
It's really funny how people hate on Gaga for "trying too hard" yet they watch all her vid footage. How is entertaining someone trying too hard? Do you realize how difficult it must be to create the concepts she comes up with just to entertain us? Sadly, tons of people end up hating on her for it. The girl's music is bomb. And she catches your attention in interesting ways. Period. She's doing her job.
People always look for a reason to hate on someone who made it in the entertainment industry and has become successful.. saying she's ugly and a weirdo. Is she an asshole? Step outside the box for one second and see that she's doing this to entertain you.
first, i have to preface my next comment by saying that i can understand why people don't like gaga. she tries waaay too hard to be "artistic", and she's friends with that fat crying blogger.
having said that, i gotta root for a fellow new yorker. that riff on how she misses nyc, where she started and her dreams coming true, choked me up a little.
I have yet to see a funny skit on SNL (with the exception of Asshole Simpson's lip synching fiasco). How does it manage to stay on the air?
Lady GaGa made a surprise appearance at the Gavin Friday and Friends concert at Carnegie Hall last night, and she was adorable!!! Not as cute as my beloved Bono, who was there with U2, but a cutie nonetheless. She has a very appealing personality and was fun to watch.
My sister likes Ryan Reynolds. She thinks he's the hottest thing ever, but I think he looks like a generic plastic and I hate the movies he's in.
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Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
ryan reynolds equals mister bland
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Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:38pm.
I can see that. I admit that I get confused about the pharaohs too. I'm most in love with the mythological aspect, though.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:30pm.
Yeah, I have tons of books on it. I don't think I can learn enough about ancient Egyptian culture. I've had this attachment to it since I was about 7 or 8.
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I was REALLY involved in reading about the old kingdom and middle kingdom dynasties, but then all the information I could find about the pharoahs was conflicting and then I just gave up.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:30pm.
Yeah, I have tons of books on it. I don't think I can learn enough about ancient Egyptian culture. I've had this attachment to it since I was about 7 or 8.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
She might be trying too hard get attention as some of you say, but at least she's redirecting that attention towards a worth cause. MK neglected to report that right after SNL Gaga appeared at a benefit for the National Equality March and pleaded for the crowd to march alongside her in Washington D.C. on October 10th. Say what you will but at least she's using her new-found fame to do good.
The sketch with Madonna was awful, but it was only made awful by Madonna's lack of comic timing. The small sketch with Gaga and Andy Samberg at the end was cute.
I can understand making fun of people like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan who are completely talentless and worthless hacks, but credit should be given to those people who deserve it.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:28pm.
I'm just a little Egypt-crazy!
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REALLY? omg SO AM I!!! I've never met anyone else who is.
I'm just a little Egypt-crazy!
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 11:25pm.
Sorry, but if anyone believes that GaGa is successful for any other reason than that she got lucky with gyrating almost-naked on stage, I have a river in Egypt I'd like to sell them.
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Well ya are Khensu Hetep, so I might believe you could sell a river in Egypt.
Sorry, but if anyone believes that GaGa is successful for any other reason than that she got lucky with gyrating almost-naked on stage, I have a river in Egypt I'd like to sell them.
The only reason MTV or any of those "music" stations didn't overlook is because of her sexually-charged persona. Nothing else.
By the way, I've seen old footage of Lady GaGa from 2006, confirming that her "strange" persona is fake. In 2006, she was just another pretty brunette girl you'd see walking down the street in sweat pants and a T-shirt. Any true individual would not so dramatically conform herself at the convenience of being noticed. She cares more about getting attention than her actual music.
She wasn't really that unique to begin with, but I think that's all the evidence anyone needs to realize how hard she tries to be different.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Madonna is one clever bitch. She hired that untalented (call me when she writes songs with some depth) artsy fugliness as her personal "disco stick", so she easily looks 20 years younger, increase her looks as an actual female and put more class on her.
Submitted by Dignity 4 Sale on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 10:36pm
You bitches need to smoke a joint or something.
Holy fuck, all this hate towards this woman, you'd think she had killed your parents and raped your spouses and forced you to watch her do both.
Yes, that "comedy" skit definitely died before it even started, but Gaga's musical performances were terrific.
With the state of music today (cue paris hilton "singing" 4 lines into a fan while big producers addicted to autotune make an album out of it), you should at least appreciate that this woman can at the very least dance well, play a musical instrument well and sing well...and actually worked to get to where she is today.
So if you don't like her music, good for you, but you can't label her untalented. I don't like Beyonce but I can admit the woman has subhuman musical abilities.
So pull the cactus out of your ass and chill out on the hating you sheep.
Trust me, when Kim Kardashian's album comes out and every t.v. special has her on and every magazine cover has her face plastered on it, you stupid bitches will be BEGGING for some Gaga instead.
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YEP. She's no weirder than Prince or Madonna or Marilyn Manson. She's a freaker yes, but the music is pretty danceable (just a humble opinion from an ex dancer) and I think we need to remember who we really need to save our special hates skills for.....PP, The Gosselin messes, The Spencer and Heidi PRATT show.........
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
Sings in the key of Lady G:
Yeah, I got a voice.
Yeah, I got a choice.
But I'd rather look cah-ool,
Than use my own tah-ool.
You say Overindulgent?
What you mean I'm repugnant?
Yeah, I can riddle a riff with an easy lick.
But I rather be edgy and look like a brick.
So go find yo' own Woodstock or Jenny from the block,
Cuz I'm just singin' my muzak and tuckin' my cock.
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On the other hand, the SNL show last night?
Who knew?
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Ugh. Lady CaCa blew chunks last night. She is the most unfortunate looking creature.
Fail.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
You bitches need to smoke a joint or something.
Holy fuck, all this hate towards this woman, you'd think she had killed your parents and raped your spouses and forced you to watch her do both.
Yes, that "comedy" skit definitely died before it even started, but Gaga's musical performances were terrific.
With the state of music today (cue paris hilton "singing" 4 lines into a fan while big producers addicted to autotune make an album out of it), you should at least appreciate that this woman can at the very least dance well, play a musical instrument well and sing well...and actually worked to get to where she is today.
So if you don't like her music, good for you, but you can't label her untalented. I don't like Beyonce but I can admit the woman has subhuman musical abilities.
So pull the cactus out of your ass and chill out on the hating you sheep.
Trust me, when Kim Kardashian's album comes out and every t.v. special has her on and every magazine cover has her face plastered on it, you stupid bitches will be BEGGING for some Gaga instead.
I wish the fight had been real and they had killed each other.
Caca's "singing" was a pantload of stink!
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Ha I'm glad you noticed GaGa got wacked in the head by that metal contraption at 1:07. It seemed she went off the rails with self indulgence when she got to the piano. The medley was a hot mess while she was trying play with that metal contraption on.
Six minutes is pretty long in SNL time. I wonder if Loren Ok'd that much time or if she just took it.
Ok- The ring hitting her was funny, but at 1:09 the guitar in the background looked like an enormous boner. That actually made me giggle more MK. Step up your ga ga game...
ugh- ca ca fo sure
"Desperately Seeking Susan" was on IFC yesterday. I watched that shit for the millionth time and loved it as much as always.
That skit was painful to watch. SNL hasn't been funny for about ten years.
Madonna looks amazing as always. But, she cannot act to save her live.
I don't know how anyone can admit to liking Lady Gaga. She has some talent but every thing she does screams:" Look at me! I am trying too hard!".
She's friend's with Perez Hilton for Christ's sake! If that in and of itself is not a turn off, I don't know what is!
The skit was bad but I'm actually starting to like Lady GaGa a bit more. She's starting to seem a little more human.
1. I didn't know it was REALLY Madonna til later. I thought they were making FUN of Madonna's lame ass dance moves and weak singing.
2. This skit was so unfunny. Who are they hiring as writers??
3. Madonna has definitely had work done and it looks ok but it must STOP NOW.
4. Lady GaGa seems to have a strong voice but her silly gimmicks and name are an INSTANT turn off to me.
Submitted by fosho on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:59pm.
Those were the days.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 2:14pm.
SNL jumped the gun when they started sucking up to people they're suppose to make fun of.
I also agree with this.
Entertainment has gone down the shitter for two reasons:
A.) Shock value
B.) Brown-nosing.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
Submitted by Apple1 on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 4:15pm
Because Christina Aguilera's a miserable bitch who's too busy rolling her eyes and making catty little cheapshots at her competition.
She did it with Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, and now Lady GaGa...everyone she's matched up against, she feels this need to stir shit with. The twat needs to GTFO herself. She was hot in the early 2000s, but now she's mutilated her fucking face with plastic surgery because she's so hell-bent on outdoing everyone else.
GaGa really pisses me up a wall, but I really wish Christina Haguilera would stay at home and sob into her millions. Whiny fucking gutterwench.
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Sugar is sweet,
Lemons are sour,
Get on your back,
And give me an hour.
SNL sucks ass lately. They should just let the show die with dignity.
As for Gaga vs. Madonna, I say fuck 'em both!
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars."-Oscar Wilde
Fuck it, I like Lady Gaga. Go ahead bitches cut me with your eyes.
I had to give her respect after seeing her BBC session. Bitch can sing, even without all the Britney effects. And at least she's always on her game. Reminds me of Old Hollywood or Dita Von Tease, people who never step off their game for one second, always performing. She's obnoxious and has that annoying NYer arrogance but she can perform (which is more than can be said about Lily Allen and all the others). Gone are the days of Britney and Aguilera. Those chicks looked washed up when you compare them to Gaga and don't get me started on Madge because I haven't bothered to pay attention to her for years so I don't know how good she is. But I do know bitch could never sing and doesn't even come close to having the pipes of Gaga (or Aguilera).
I like Gaga - fuck a hater. She is funny, great singer, and performer. I didn't even realize that was really Madonna either. I was like no one on SNL looks that much like her but she looked so young. Her acting? Of course sucked. We know that already.
It would of been funnier if it had been Xtina Aguilera. Since Xtina was accused of stealing Lady CaCa's look (which she did).
And what is all of this Madonna is passing the torch fuckery. How many torches is Madonna gonna pass... first Briteny now Lady GaGa.
The only torch to pass is time. I don't think either of those ho's will be selling out MSG or 02 Arena in 25 years.
She's still a complete asshole but her voice is rather good.
Lady Gaga is seriously talented - I wish she would respect that more and do less schtick...http://lkthayer.wordpress.com/ your main squeeze.
Madonna has zero talent.
This is weird but I'm starting to like Gaga more and more. Great voice, great showmanship, effortless songwriting.
Madonna...eh. She looks hot, I'll give her that. But oh that sketch was so bad. Remember back in the day when they only invited Madonna over for a really great sketch? And people didn't go that crazy when they saw her either.
This clip just proves that Madonna isn't a strong singer. Gaga does have a good voice, I just find her whole haute couture schtick trey irritating. Also, not funny in the least.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Wow madonna is looking unbelievably great in this clip. Honestly, she looks this great and is the same age as my mom! She looks better than gaga. I hope one day we find out her fitness/diet secrets.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
is it just me...or do both of them look like Tranny Barbie.? Here's a dollar go buy a personality, both of you!
please get Timberlake back so i can watch SNL again without falling asleep from pure boredom
I'll admit it. I like Gaga, too. I love her music, its catchy and reminds me of awesome '80's pop. I'm a rock girl, but I will still annoy the hell out of my neighbors by blasting the Gaga while I do my housework. And..... she has a really, really nice ass. And... I like the fact that her face is kind of... unusual. At least she doesn't have the cookie cutter plastic nose and trout lips.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by fosho on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:59pm.
I couldnt tell that was really madonna! the audience wasnt freaking out or anything. the acting was really bad. It looked like a high school drama class exercise. Much different from one of my fav snl skits
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4118/saturday-night-live-coffee-talk
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HOLY SHIT! That was Barbara Streisand!!
And I seriously didn't realize that was Madge.
i had no idea there was so many closeted CaCa fans. she sucks ass.
Wonder if Vadge deep down wanted to smack down CaCa for trying too hard to snatch the "keys to her kingdom"? She did grab that weave a tad *too* hard.
It's refreshing to see that both are equally talentless actresses. Hell, even Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton are the Hepburns in comparison.
"Pop icons"??
I actually liked GaGa in this skit: Esther, not so much.