If Courtney Love Calls, Don't Pick Up!
That's because she's probably cold-calling like a telemarketer trying to get hos to donate to her situation. The Sun says that Courtney Love's checking account is pretty much at zero like her sanity levels.
Apparently, Courtney Love has been telling friends that she can barely feed her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean and is about to get put out of The Mercer Hotel, because she's only got a few coins to her name. Some source said that Courtney told her friend, "I'm fucked now dude. I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn't had a decent meal and I'm getting evicted."
Last Month, Courtney tried to tap into Frances Bean's trust fund, but bitch got denied.
First of all, I wonder what Courtney's idea of a "decent meal" is? I'm guessing a pack of Reds, a few stale fries from McDonald's, half of a pack of relish and maybe a pistachio nut she found in her sofa.
Second of all, I'm sure Courtney isn't broke BROKE. I mean, maybe she lent some money to that Nigerian prince again and he's totally going to pay her back when he moves millions of his own money from his homeland. Or maybe Courtney just misplaced her money.........in her nostrils.
Court obviously needs Detective La Toya to grab a magnifying glass and track down her missing money. And if Det. La Toya can't do that, she can at least show Court how to whore it up for a quick dolla!
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Frances Bean can almost call it quits with her mom, when she turning 18 anyway? At least Court is looking better than Blohan. That's NOT a compliment either.
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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:56pm.
Good news for the Bean is she's older than 16 and can take off whenever she wants to. If my junkie mom had my dad killed, I wouldn't stick around
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how?.. u doin?
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Isn't Drew Barrymore her godmother?
Remember that documentary "Kurt and Courtney"? His aunt seemed so sweet.
Anyway, I hope someone is looking out for that girl.
Sooo skinny. So effin' skinny...
Love is just an all-around nutter.
My heart goes out to Francis Bean: it has from the day she was born. Can't choose your family, that's for sure.
Good news for the Bean is she's older than 16 and can take off whenever she wants to. If my junkie mom had my dad killed, I wouldn't stick around.
in high school, i knew a girl whose mum let her do whatever she pleased, the mum was "cool" and hung out with us, took us to clubs, had young boyfriends for whom she bought alcohol.. we were all so jealous-- until we got a bit older and wiser and were embarrassed for our poor friend and sorry that she had a mother with such poor parenting skills. her mum developed a nasty heroin habit and went downhill fast. our friend, on the other hand, owns her own business and is doing great. i see the same happening with our Frances Bean-- poor wee thing. she'll be just fine. but Ms. Love? sadly, i see a bad end. doesn't this woman have any friends who really care about her? or, is she so off-putting that nobody wants to bother anymore? tragic.
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Why would an 18-year-old need more than $1.5m to start her off in life? For my 18th I got a bottle of cheap vodka and 10 Benson & Hedges.
This skank of a mother, though...murder sure weighs heavy on her mind, yes, yes.
that nigerian prince emails me like 10 times a day.
She inherits $1.2 million apparently which seems to be criminally low when you consider how much her father is/was worth. Someone fucked up big time somewhere along the line. I'm surprised Courtney doesn't get some kind of allowance for raising her, though, because that's usually quite typical.
i think she's a greedy junkie. at some point they all go broke.
I hope to GAWD that someone is telling Frances how to NOT give her mother any money when she finally has access to the trust fund. I hope they set it up well - as in, only give the kid 2k a month until she turns 40. YES, I SAID FORTY!! She should go to college and get a real profession. Courtney is SUCH a piece of shit.
How much money does Frances get?
It's not impossible that she's blown through the estate. It's MY OPINION that she is mentally ill. Somewhat functional, but sick.
It has been my experience that people with bi-polar disorder are TERRIBLE with money. (Which is not to say that people who are terrible with money are mentally ill!) But really, the people I know with bi-polar (or the man I strongly suspect is schizophrenic) are always broke and owing.
I know a lovely eccentric older woman who has struggled with mental illness lose the majority of TWO rather large inheritances. She trusted the wrong people to "invest" it for her. Luckily one of the con men actually invested some in legitimate instruments, which turned out to provide her with a small income. Which she pisses away on frivolous things and bailing her son out of HIS financial problems (also from mental illness).
I can't help but be jealous that people so ill-equipped to handle it always seem to step into piles of money.
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xoxo
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She actually looks pretty good in that picture.
Not saying much, I suppose.
What a terrible mess
Is this open post? No? Get fucked every post is drunken post.
Last Sunday I mislaid a friend's car keys. I have been car sitting while he was working on a mining site in Newcastle NSW (Australia that it).
So his car is stuck in my driveway and I've run out of food. I have cracked a bottle of 12 year old Whiskey I just found in the boot of the car whilst searching for the keys. I can't lock the car in case I have to push it into the street. Steering lock ON.
There is a spare set of car keys in his U-Store container. The key to padlock on the container is on the car keys.
WHISKAE on ice!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:55am.
it seems to be telling me to go get cookies and milk... i must obey!
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
@ shandiRW it is being reported that there is 1.2 million in the trust for France Bean. Which all things considered seems pretty low.
There has to be a law against a parent trying to break into a trust to pilfer from their kids. Somebody arrest Courtney please. At least it would stop her twittering for awhile.
@ESE, there is an irresistable rhythm there. Yesum. Mesmerizing capturizing yes.
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And ALL yo rabid possum wigz and
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and all yo unfertilized ovumz
and spermatozoon.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:44am.
i think i'm gonna watch your dancing avie for the rest of the night... it's mesmerizing
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"Evil power... disappears.
Demons worry, when the wizard is near.
He turns tears... into joy.
Everyone's happy, when the wizard walks by."
---Wow. She was way *plump* and bounding with health 22 years back. See what marriage can do to a woman?
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.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 10/04/2009 - 12:36am.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:44pm.
I've posted this many times, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, here's Courtney in 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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whoa nelly!
never seen that before! her daughter looks just like her. poor thing.
---Wow. She was way *plump* and bounding with health 22 years back. See what marriage can do to a woman?
Submitted by mike on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 7:44pm.
I've posted this many times, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, here's Courtney in 1987:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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whoa nelly!
never seen that before! her daughter looks just like her. poor thing.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 13.
this isn't an inapproriate thing to wonder is it? i wonder how much frances trust is?!
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I'm surprised Court hasn't signed up for a reality show yet. I would actually watch that shit...
@Apple1:
Ha thanks for the shout out. I'm so proud i sound that insane to make you think I'm Courtney!
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Hi, Courtney. Christ, you're so desperate you're doing Apple Paltwow-Martin's publicity, too?
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Ha thanks for the shout out. I'm so proud i sound that insane to make you think I'm Courtney!
She did heroin while pregnant with FB. She admitted it an a Vogue piece about 15 years ago, as I recall.
Then she tried to take it back.
She is a moron. I feel bad for her daughter.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:30pm.
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SHANE MACGOWAN?? Be still, my heart!
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Seriously, I would kill to see him. Oh, and the Wainwrights, of course.
My eyes! My EYES!!! Pass the Clorox eyewash, por favor.
ummm get a job courtney
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 5:26pm.
It's a real struggle to work so hard every day to provide for your family and put heroin on the table.
LOL @ Mr. Prez
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I have read France's Twitter postings. The girl is smart, funny and pretty much hates her own mother. I hope that girl gets legally emancipated soon so she can take control of her own financial future. It is sad that only now is Courtney screaming how she is Kurt's wife. She didn't really seem to interested in promoting him when it didn't suit her needs.
Run Franny Run!
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Hi, Courtney. Christ, you're so desperate you're doing Apple Paltwow-Martin's publicity, too?
I have read France's Twitter postings. The girl is smart, funny and pretty much hates her own mother. I hope that girl gets legally emancipated soon so she can take control of her own financial future. It is sad that only now is Courtney screaming how she is Kurt's wife. She didn't really seem to interested in promoting him when it didn't suit her needs.
Run Franny Run!
The amount of money C Love has blown through in the past 25 years is really amazing. I don't want to hate her, but she's just the epitome of selfish, asshole junkie. I hope Francis smacks her around regularly.
my friend mary says she brought courtney to my house in the 80's
but I don't remember....
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I fake it so real, I am beyond fake
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Whoever mentioned the Nirvana Rockband game: Last I checked she was seriously bitching about that because she hates it so much and thinks it's ridiculous and fraudulent and she said she didn't agree to it...
Well, Kurt's been dead for 15 years, people love him, and you need cash--SHUT UP COURTNEY!
Also, she was claiming that she's got a cartoon and doll made after her called Princess Ai. I've got no idea what that's about.
Also, after she was denied access to Frances' account, she was going on and on and on about how people kept stealing from her and Frances and Kurt's estate. And then she broke over and claimed to be a financial expert and was offering to do people's taxes for them.
What...a crazy bitch.
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Squiggles, I'm going to be at the Gavin Friday & Friends concert too!!! The chance to get another glimpse of my favorite men Bono, Adam, Edge & Larry was just too irresistible, plus it's at Carniege Hall and I don't usually frequent classy joints like that!!!
Courtney will most likely embarrass herself, but time will tell.
I think she can live a little cheaper...who lives at a hotel anyway? The cheapest room at the Mercer Hotel is about $650 a night...motel 6 maybe?
Poor Frankie Bean; that's all.
I guess it's back to Jumbo's Clown Room on Hollywood Blvd.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:45pm.
Poor Francis. Having this selfish, narcissistic hag for a "mother". I use that term loosely. Cuntney gave birth to her, but certainly was never any kind of mother to her.
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Yep. Dumb, self absorbed bitch lost custody of her more than once. Francis was only a few weeks old the first time she was taken away.
Corky = no parenting skillz
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Saltypretzel on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:38pm.
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Me too! It's like looking at a bad accident.
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YES!!! It's horrifying yet I can't look away!
Poor Francis. Having this selfish, narcissistic hag for a "mother". I use that term loosely. Cuntney gave birth to her, but certainly was never any kind of mother to her.
Trying to get her claws on her daughter's trust fund speaks volumes about Cuntney's character, or rather lack thereof.
When Cobain died in 1994, Courtney Love became the primary beneficiary of his estate, which includes more than ninety-eight percent of the band's publishing rights. Band members Krist Novoselic and Dave Grohl were left with part of the remainder. Now Love tells Rolling Stone that she has finally sold twenty-five percent of her share of Nirvana's sought-after publishing catalog. (RS 2006)
Submitted by Saltypretzel on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:38pm.
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Me too! It's like looking at a bad accident.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Saltypretzel on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:12pm.
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Sorry, Saltypretzel. BOO! :)
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HA! No worries...I must like inflicting pain and suffering upon myself as I keep clicking on it...I even saved it for future reference! :P
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 10/03/2009 - 8:11pm.
Can we elect Dr. Murray to be her 'personal physician'?
Aw come on Tiger...if Madonna can pelvic thrust her way to another tour..so can Cokeney!
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...with Dr. Murray as they personal phsysician, right???? I'm thinkin' he need to tuck Snortney, Parasite, Blohan, Shitney, and Brangie nite nite wif an MJ cocktail...and I don't mean Jesus juice...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Those are the ugliest old man legs I've ever seen.
Wow - and, on the flipside - from Popcrunch:
Frances Bean Cobain — the teenage daughter of grunge pioneers Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love — turned down the chance to star alongside Oscar-nominated stars Johnny Depp and Anne Hathaway in Tim Burton’s new film adaptation of Alice In Wonderland.
The acclaimed director reportedly considered Francis, 17, for the title role in the new blockbuster, but Cobain rejected the part in favor of focusing on her education.
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